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Sea Monster FBI Informants Conspire Against Marion Barry

A shrimp and some crab soup tried to MURDER Marion Barry! A futile assassination attempt. Marion Barry is not afraid of sea creatures, cooked or otherwise. [Washington Times]

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6:26 PM on Fri October 16 2009
By Riley Waggaman
3236 Views

  1. Ipswich set him up.

  2. Are you sure it wasn’t a dip switch?

  3. DangerousLiberal says at 11:54 am, October 17th, 2009

    “I ate some shrimp and some crab soup and all of a sudden my tongue started swelling, my throat started closing, my vision became somewhat blurred.”

    There goes the Mayor for Life, all coked up again.

  4. obfuscator says at 6:04 pm, October 17th, 2009

    yikes, book tv is running an interview with andrew sullivan from 1995. he looks so not bearish.

  5. Sparky McGruff says at 9:48 pm, October 17th, 2009

    Crab Soup? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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