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The anonymous Internet users of Twitter all responded with a rare “sexual” tone, in their anonymous comments, to the art photo Meghan McCain posted last night of two monstrous boobs reading an Andy Warhol biography together. Meghan was terrified! Had these folks already forgotten the tenets of the Lanny Davis Civility Pledge they were required to take a few weeks ago? At least the ABC News White House correspondent hadn’t.
Joe Wilson, Serena Williams, Kanye West, and now Internet users responding Meghan McCain’s boobs: This sierra has gone mike-foxtrot warp speed, and ABC News correspondent Jake Tapper is determined to stop it. Now show him your foxtrot hall pass or he’s telling teacher.
[Colleagues -- pls bookmark Jake Tapper's super gay Twitter message here; remember to use code gimmick in future posts about JT]
[Twitter]
Sorry, Jake. Celebrities who seek attention are fair game.
Hey Jake - git off yer cross, Megs could use the wood.
Truly, Twidiots all.
What a load of Bravo Sierra.
I hear jake “tapper” likes to “foxtrot” little “bravos”, “alpha.”
This is zulu alpha beta roger that douchey
“Wiskey Tango Foxtrot?” Is that new? because it’s kind of fucking stupid.
Geez Jake, Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform already.
I feel a great disturbance in the Twitter, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out “Leave Megan ALONE!” and were suddenly silenced.
What a charlie. Let us have our tango fun.
Except the uptight conservatives who are genuinely offended. They can sierra a big delta.
First Miley Cyrus was “forced” by the “lame gossip sites” to close down her Twitter account. Now Meghan?
Oh! The humanity!
O tempora o mores!
Oh, to hell with it.
If you don’t want folks to jerk off to your twitter porn, don’t post pictures of your giant tits. Simple concept, really.
Tapper?? I hardly KNOW ‘er!
OH! I get it! Whisky Tango Foxtrot!
It’s funny because it’s l33t.
queeraselvis v 2.0:
Win!
Yeah, grow up people! Just because some pundit/columnist/person-who-is-sometimes-on-TV takes a picture of her boobs and posts it on the Internet, that doesn’t mean you should look at the picture or talk about the person! Show some class, and leave this poor shy recluse alone!
Oh, and, ha ha, his last name is “tapper.”
Jake’s having a military fantasy, sounds like. Or a White Knight coming to the rescue of the Fair Damsel in distress fantasy. Hey, Jake, grow up.
she is our cup of tea, served steaming hot, served icy cold, with sugar, with honey (see the tree how big it grows), with delightful sprigs of mint, she is most certainly our cup of tea and we will lace her with whiskey, we will tango, we will foxtrot, WE WILL HAVE OUR CUP OF TEA.
Sadly, Jake now looks at the stars
Where he has gone, you know we never can go
November Foxtrot Whiskey I’m going to use this stupid code. Juliet Hotel Charlie!
That should be “so foxtrotting lame” Jakie. yankee whiskey.
I don’t think the problem was with cups of tea, but cups of bravo. Two bravos, really. Bravo.
Kind of a tempest in a d-cup, no?
Hehehe….
I don’t get it. Megs is sleeping with Jeff Tweedy?
Echo Mike Charlie, Jake.
That’s not her real hair, either.
Tapper can echo a bravo of deltas.
Another reference for future Jake Tapper posts:
NATO phonetic alphabet
Also, be sure to substitute the word Tapper for Twitter, to be as confusing as possible, or something.
Tapper or Golf Tango Foxtrot Oscar.
Jake Tapper sounds like a real Bravo Foxtrot. Also pretending to be military is Papa Foxtrot Golf, as is the name Jake (Lima Bravo’s Alphas) Tapper.
For fuck’s SAKE! It’s not like we need fucking HUBBLE to see the planet-sized mamms she’s shovin’ out there! Don’t get all mock-outraged when people want to mock-grope you.
Hey, Jake - echo a beta of sierra deltas.
Is this lil Megs’ first publicity stunt? How cute.
Joshua Norton: HA! It took me till Captain Justice: to get it. Hee.
How do I say douchebag in Twitter Jarhead Wannabe code?
nbawriter: Use MANY characters when just three will do.
Kaylub: Friends call him Camel-toe Tapper.
Hey Jake, Wilco called, they want you to STFU.
She’s less a cup of tea and more of an XL vanilla milkshake, so thick you can barely suck it through a straw without collapsing your cheeks like 80’s Bowie.
mmmmm….whiskey….
Hey remember that time Jackie walked into the Oval Office just as a guy was walking out and Jackie heard JFK say to Pierre Salinger, “That guy is a real Charlie Uniform November Tango” and Jackie looked at JFK and said, “What is a Charlie Uniform November Tango?” JFK said that about some reporter, someone like, say, Jake Tapper.
nbawriter: Juno Tango? Shit i dunno, it’s so long since i played “army guys”
Captain Justice: You win for “sierra a big delta.”
teebob2000: You brought her, you tap her.
sorry…
Official U.S. Military Alphabet
A: Alpha
B: Bravo
C: Charlie
D: Delta
E: Echo
F: Foxtrot
G: Golf
H: Hotel
I: India
J: Juliet
K: Kilo
L: Lima
M: Mike
N: November
O: Oscar
P: Papa
Q: Quebec
R: Romeo
S: Sierra
T: Tango
U: Uniform
V: Victor
W: Whiskey
X: X-Ray
Y: Yankee
Z: Zulu
Military Police Radio Codes
10-2: Ambulance urgently needed
10-3: Motor vehicle accident
10-4: Wrecker requested
10-5: Ambulance requested
10-6: Send civilian police
10-7: Pick up prisoner
10-8: Subject in custody
10-9: Send police van
10-10: Escort/transport
10-11: In service
10-12: Out of service
10-13: Repeat last message
10-14: Your location?
10-15: Go to…
10-16: Report by landline
10-17: Return to headquarters
10-18: Assignment completed
10-19: Contact/call…
10-20: Relay to…
10-21: Time check
10-22: Fire
10-23: Disturbance
10-24: Suspicious person
10-25: Stolen/abandoned vehicle
10-26: Serious accident
10-27: Radio check
10-28: Loud and clear
10-29: Signal weak
10-30: Request assistance (non-emergency)
10-31: Request investigator
10-32: Request MP duty officer
10-33: Stand by
10-34: Cancel last message
10-35: Meal
10-36: Any messages?
10-38: Relief/change
10-39: Check vehicle/building
10-40: Acknowledge
10-50: Change frequency…
You’re missing the point! She MOCKED THE WONKETTE DIRECTLY!!
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-10-14/stop-the-fat-jokes/full/
She’s so comfortable with her body, she just can’t take the mocking and the jokes! And this is a uniquely female problem! And WONKETTE is contributing to this AWFUL problem of people laughing!
Something MUST be done, Jim, Ken, Juli, Riley!!
How did Jake become a Delta Alpha Delta when he has a Tiny Fucking Penis?
Wait, I think I fucked up part two of that.
Insert obligatory Chris Crocker reference.
10-31 of two boobs 10-13 launching a thousand tweeter comments. 10-33.
Tapper? I hardly even knew her!
Jake would clearly like to bravo his lima all over her tangos.
Jake, this is just the way the busybodies in the Golf Oscar Papa have of policing their own. They can’t help it if they’re being Alpha Sierra Sierras about it.
He does realize in the military “Whiskey Tango” means “White Trash” right? and as for “Foxtrot” .. well, use your imagination.
Tapper’s nothing new — t.v. reporters wearing kneepads go way back.
nbawriter: How do I say douchebag in Twitter Jarhead Wannabe code?
Delta Bravo should do it.
You don’t substitute ‘foxtrot’ for ‘fuck’. You just don’t.
Come here a minute: ba dum bunp!
Forget it, Jake, it’s Charlie Hotel India November Alpha Tango Oscar Whiskey November.
So now, what, I’m supposed to foxtrot or I’m supposed to tango after drinking whiskey from betw Meg’s boobs? This guy needs to make up his mind.
Jake can Bravo Lima Oscar Whiskey me,
He was on Scarborough’s radio show yesterday. His new baby has a Twitter account and he tweets about crapping his diapers.
TITS OR GTFO TAPPER
Let’s not forget that we have a commenter here named Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, who is prolly crying in his/her beer right now…
Smoke Filled Roommate: How about “lambada?”
nbawriter: Delta Bravo, over.
How did “Jake” “Tapper” go so quickly from being a moderately interesting writer in Salon to being an unbearably self-important gasbag on the teevee?
Same way Cokie Roberts did. There’s something evil in those rays, you can just feel it. “Love me! Love me! I’m on teevee!”
Bravo India Golf…Bravo Oscar Oscar Bravo Sierra…gotta love em
dum librul: nice!
Is “whiskey tango foxtrot” some sort of Tom “Tiny Dancer” DeLay reference? I mean, beyond getting totally busted, what does he have in common with Megs?
Also, why is Jake “I’d” Tapper teaching a teacup human how to breastfeed a doll in his twatpic?
Dogette whistle, perhaps?
nbawriter: lambda expressions? Kinky.
For their extraordinary efforts to encourage mutual respect and understanding, the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize is jointly awarded to Megan McCain’s…
Extemporanus: When DeLay did the foxtrot, he was going meta.
Today we are all Meghan McCain’s twits.
If there is not a Children’s Treasury of Fat Meghan Blingees, I’m quitting Wonkette!
Crank Tango: also these:
10-35 Delta — Doughnuts
10-99 — Media Circus
Jim, you are only making Meghan more famous for being famous. 10-38. Over and out.
Come here a minute: Don’t you people even READ the comments before you post??
teebob2000
Get enough whiskey in me and I’ll foxtrot, maybe even tango, with Megs.
Until Dame Peggington twats about the faux outrage that is Meg’s over-exposed tits, it just didn’t happen. Zulu Oscar Mike Golf, People!
Country Club Jihadi: So Jake, is what I heard on the radio true - that Megs went jogging without a support bra and came home with two black guys?
Yes, defending partisan attention whores is precisely what we need more of from our journalists.
Blow me Jake, I mean, bravo mike, you foxtrotting delta bravo.
GI Joe the Plumber, is that you? Come back.
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Dude, Meg’s got a great set of Tangos.
Dear Dick Trapper:
Sierra tango Foxtrot Uniform!
A reverse paparazzi, obvs.
Jake Tapper is a Whiskey Hotel Oscar Romeo Echo.
this is the stupidest news cycle since the letterman - palin feud. can’t we go back to burning books or joe the plumber or cankles or something?
jeez.
Channelling Tweedy on Twitter? I guess he is Trying to Break Your Heart.
**raises hand**
Um, I thought the main point of twitter was to shorten stuff. Tiny url’s and whatnot. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot seems to be an elongation of some sort of something. Perhaps abbreviating “what the fuck” is still somehow offensive to some? I dunno. **scratches head**
This has to be the most ineffectual defense of someone’s appearance.
“HEY, doods! If rotting elephant seals blubber isn’t your cup of tea, then do not look upon the horrid countenance of this fearsome monster. Yeesh!”
ladymacbeth: Butterstick!
Just what the hell is Jake Tappin’? After getting a glimpse of Meg’s Tango-Tangos, I totally want to Foxtrot her Victor-Juliet-Juliet!
RoscoePColtraine: Very much like Megs McCain, the internet is expanding at an exponential rate.
ladymacbeth: though ‘warholboobgate’ will have some shelf life.
So I think we have official confirmation that Jake Tapper is a boob man.
Also, STFU Jake Tapper, you insufferable douchebag. You’re supposed to be a neutral observer. Remember that? Objectivity? I know it’s been awhile, fuckface, but give it a try once in awhile.
Sir or Madam:
Would it violate the Lanny Davis Civility Pledge if I punched Jake Tapper in the god-damned face?
Good day.
What a foxtrotting idiot
jake “i blog about the first daughters’ expensive taste in clothing” tapper has decided it’s time for the internets to leave the adult children of politicians alone? how sweet.
if only those obama kids had whipped him up some of their special barbecue sauce, either that or if they had enormous boobs.
tapper can echo a bravo of sierra, papa romeo deltas. and so can meg for that matter.
I’m bored with this. What’s redstate doing? Something hilarious I bet.
sarcasticusername: Great Foxtrotting point.
What a douche.
In Russia, Meghan does not mock Wonkette, Wonkette mocks Meghan.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-10-14/stop-the-fat-jokes/full/
Official Meg McCabe Alphabet
A: Assets
B: Boobs
C: Coconuts
D: Dugs
E: Eisenhowers
F: Funbags
G: Gazongas
H: Hooters
I: ICBMs
J: Jugs
K: Knockers
L: Luggage
M: Mammaries
N: Nipple-caddies
O: Oblations
P: Puppies
Q: Quonset-huts
R: Rack
S: Sweatermeat
T: Ta-tas
U: Udders
V: Vavavoomers
W: Watermelons
X: Xenoliths
Y: Yolandas
Z: Ziggurats
jetjaguar: We liberals usually phase it as Wasabi Tempranillo Fuchsia.
Meghan McCain is one of the faces of the GOP.
Extemporanus: Context. Is. Everything.
Extemporanus: Hahaha…oh man, that’s awesome.
I would simply love to fuck her. What’s the big deal?
Extemporanus: May the fastest typist win.
Fuck, this is getting to be like playing 3-level chess while trying to get rid of my Redskin season tickets.
AbstinenceOnly Ed: “Xenoliths”? That’s a stretch. How bout “Xenas” - as in the Warrior Princess?
Sharkey: Don’t shoot the massager.
teebob2000: “You people”? You must be racist against the race of people that read a thing and then a few minutes later think that thing was their own original idea. RACIST!
AbstinenceOnly Ed: Nipple-caddies and Yolandas? You are *tots* making those up. Good job!
Who the hell is “Jake Tapper?” Is that a porn star?
shadowMark: Hahaha, win. It only took me about 10 minutes to parse it out (”chin town?” whiskey tango foxtrot?)
Coming to the defense of the town lush in the darkest dive bar in town does not really do much to amplify your credentials as Sir Galahad.
TGY: i parallel-invented nipple-caddies, but yolandas came clear from here: http://www.debatebothsides.com/archive/index.php/t-14567.html
ps: “Michael Feinberg,” aka Mikey Funbagz, is a known (lewd) pseudonym of none other than ABC’s own JAKE TAPPER.
Is a Warhol anything like a Warblog?
Joshua Norton: Et lacrimatus est Jesus.
AbstinenceOnly Ed:
T: Tappers
Jake Tapper is a Romeo, Echo, Tango, Alpha, Romeo, Delta!
I can’t believe nobody here has said anything about tittysex with Megs
Also. When a douche like this says “leave her alone”, that means for us to pile it on as deep as possible. What a Doucheasaurus Rex.
Jake would benefit from an underwear adjustment and a swirlie shampoo.
Extemporanus: Oscar RomeoLimaYankee?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. And she has nice casabas. Also.
Motherfoxtrotter stole my gig! Dashblat charliesucker.
teebob2000: Brevity is the soul of wit. Bravo. (That’s an actual ‘bravo’, not that Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Bravo Sierra).
Wouldn’t that have been three monstrous boobs reading an Andy Warhol biography together? She’s her own reading circle!
Wait. Why are we all talking about characters from Dollhouse?
As someone who has used “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” in the past, I’m totally dischuffed at having to remove it from my vocabulatory repertoire. Motherfuckers!
“Cup of tea”, Jonah? Maybe a D-cup, but a T?
Bravo, new mates, you Echo my sentiments. But I think I getting a case of the Foxtrots.