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GREAT LEADER REV. MOON TO STEP DOWN: Washington Timesowner andWashington Times editor's pick-selected author and loudmouth Korean Jesus, The Rev. Sun Myung Moon, is "going Lear" on his church: "SEOUL, South Korea – The Rev. Sun Myung Moon, now approaching 90 and still one of the world's most controversial religious figures, is handing over day-to-day control of his Unification Church to three U.S.-educated sons." He will spend the remaining years of his terrifying life fucking around with the aquifers and drug plantations he co-owns, with the Bushes, in Paraguay. [ AP ]