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UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL TRIPS

  • OBAMA GOING TO INDONESIA NEXT YEAR! The muslin comes home to roost: “JAKARTA — US President Barack Obama will visit Indonesia next year to ’showcase the importance of growing US-Indonesia bilateral relations,’ the US embassy said Wednesday.” What fun. You know, the U.S. and Indonesia used to have great bilateral relations! Back in the ’70s, the U.S. supported and fully funded Indonesia’s brutal invasion and genocide of East Timor, so it could send some submarines through nearby water straits. [Washington Post]


2:46 PM on Wed October 7 2009
By Jim Newell
481 Views

  1. Crank Tango says at 2:47 pm, October 7th, 2009

    oh snap! he is going to hide his real gift certificate!!!@!!11!!!

  2. qwerty42 says at 2:50 pm, October 7th, 2009

    Will Orly be there to document the ceremonial burning of the real birth certificate?

  3. SomeNYGuy says at 2:52 pm, October 7th, 2009

    I thought indonesia was the name of the medical condition that makes you lose your memory in Mumbai.

  4. Extemporanus says at 2:52 pm, October 7th, 2009

    Apa sudah habis, dudes?

  5. Tommmcatt says at 2:55 pm, October 7th, 2009

    qwerty42:

    Nah. She’ll be bunked up in a FEMA camp by then.

  6. SayItWithWookies says at 2:55 pm, October 7th, 2009

    They’re going to have a real Suharto-heart exchange of views.

  7. AbstinenceOnly Ed says at 2:55 pm, October 7th, 2009

    Of course b. HUSSEIN o. wants to cuddle with THE WORLDS BIGEST MUSLIN CUNTRY WHERE HE WAS RAISED/INDOCTORNATED. i wasn’t borneo yesterday, tho i am a bit bali high!!

  8. freakishlystrong says at 2:58 pm, October 7th, 2009

    YOU KNOW, WE LAUGH AT THE ALL CAPS AND THE 111!’s, BUT WE ARE SANE AND RATIONAL, THE WINGNUTZ WILL GO APESHIT OVER THIS, I’M LOOKIN’ AT YOU, MALKIN.

  9. Extemporanus says at 2:58 pm, October 7th, 2009

    SomeNYGuy: It might be a Timor.

  10. Is this Newell or Noam Chompsky?

  11. AbstinenceOnly Ed says at 3:03 pm, October 7th, 2009

    isnt michelle malkin from over there somewheres and such, being all smooth and brown and all? she is probably just a self hating muslin like ahmajewnijad, who is a jew?! i confused. MAKE IT SIMPLE GLENN BECK!!!!!!111

  12. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 3:03 pm, October 7th, 2009

    Is it his class reunion from the Muslin school?

  13. LordPretzel says at 3:03 pm, October 7th, 2009

    Is that where Obama’s war is going to be fought?

  14. Formerly Known as KevoTron says at 3:04 pm, October 7th, 2009

    freakishlystrong: She’s busy crying about the artwork he’s selected for the White House. She is also furious (!) that some guy in his administration said something vaguely positive about some guy who was in NAMBLA. Sooo…..this will have to wait a little.

  15. freakishlystrong: Too right! I can’t wait.

  16. bureaucrap says at 3:06 pm, October 7th, 2009

    “Back in the ’70s, the U.S. supported and fully funded Indonesia’s brutal invasion and genocide of East Timor…”

    Because they supported our brutal invasion and genocide in Texas and Northern Mexico back in the 1840’s. We owe them.

  17. slappypaddy says at 3:06 pm, October 7th, 2009

    home is where jakarta is?

  18. JamesMichaelCurley says at 3:09 pm, October 7th, 2009

    freakishlystrong: Wonkette World needs a suitable title for items about Mad Malkin. After her shock over the White House handing lab coats to doctors who forgot theirs, I suggest all references to anything Mad Malkin says be annotated with SO WHAT!!!

  19. greywindz says at 3:10 pm, October 7th, 2009

    Manila Hashish…the real reason…

  20. Extemporanus says at 3:12 pm, October 7th, 2009

    bureaucrap: You scratch our wetback, we’ll scratch yours.

  21. Norbert says at 3:12 pm, October 7th, 2009

    He is preparing to move the capital from Washington to Jakarta and rename it Obamanople

  22. freakishlystrong says at 3:14 pm, October 7th, 2009

    Formerly Known as KevoTron: Don’t forget “DoctorGate”…

  23. Norbert: I’d like to buy Luo Place in Obamanoply. Mmmm, luos.

  24. Formerly Known as KevoTron says at 4:24 pm, October 7th, 2009

    JamesMichaelCurley: I used to do a segment on Shorts’ site called Talkin’ Stalkin’ with Malkin but I think I’ll rename it “So What?” In fact, I might go make a new post now…

  25. LowerdPeninsula says at 12:41 am, October 8th, 2009

    Wait; I forget. Was Obama born in Kenya or Indonesia…or was it Ireland (O’Bama)? Hmmmm…

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