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Michael Steele Is Confused Again; Says ‘Poop’ In Unrelated Incident

Wacky RNC chairman Michael Steele, who is in very deep shit right now with the orange boner in charge of House Republicans, heard about all of those white coats from the American Medical Association — historically Republican allies against health care reform movements, until now, because things are just so terrible — showing up on Obama’s front lawn today, and proceeded to make his devastating move: “The AMA is–does not have the credibility on this health care issue, as they would like to project.” He will now write an op-ed for the Washington Post to introduce his latest alternative, which would order a government bureaucrat get between you and your lying so-called “doctor.” Michael Steele also said “poop” today, which was pretty cool. [The Hill]


4:35 PM on Mon October 5 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. Prommie says at 4:40 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Doctors, what do they know about the health care system.

  2. OzoneTom says at 4:41 pm, October 5th, 2009

    The GOP does not have credibility on any issue.

  3. bitchincamaro says at 4:42 pm, October 5th, 2009

    What happened to the hip-hop? Since when is “street-cred” called “credibility”? Can I get a witness?

  4. GayInMaine says at 4:43 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Doctors don’t know nothin bout no healthcare, cause they ain’t from the streets. Yo. Also.

  5. AbstinenceOnly Ed says at 4:43 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Michael Steele is… Triumph, the Insult Comic Chairman! I knew it all along. Smigel, you genius!

  6. vladster says at 4:44 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Yogi Boner is gonna fuck this guy for 12 solid hours

  7. MLHencken says at 4:45 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Michael Steele just wants some respect, yo.

  8. Waco Bandito says at 4:45 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Today, we are all poop.

  9. magic titty says at 4:47 pm, October 5th, 2009

    ‘Doctors don’t know anything about health care.’
    ‘Albert Pujols don’t know shit about baseball.’
    ‘Sully doesn’t know dick about mantric buttsex.’

    Michael Steele will say all of these things, at least twice this week.

  10. The man is hilariously unsure how to pronounce ‘Copenhagen’. Pick one, you damn fool. Poop indeed!

  11. vladster: John McCain was fucked in the ass by Andrew Sullivan for TWELVE AND A HALF HOURS, Alan.

  12. sezme: Hint: it’s pronounced ‘Cope’.

  13. Texan Bulldoggette says at 4:52 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Looks like Boehner is going to send someone to bed without dinner again…. Hey, give Mikey a break; it’s not like he can tell when Boehner is mad since he’s red or Tang-colored year around.

  14. Eric Cheney says at 4:52 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Michael the poop-meister, the poop-aroonie, Sir Poopsalot, Poopshius Pilot, … whatever

  15. Monsieur Grumpe says at 4:53 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Well, what do you know, Steele does know shit.

  16. SayItWithWookies says at 4:54 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Michael Steele has no credibility on the issue of who has credibility. And that’s the poop.

  17. Crank Tango says at 4:55 pm, October 5th, 2009

    “Inside Washington poop”? Well I for one am deeply disturbed about what “hip hop” “culture” and “street credibility” have done to the level of discourse in this country. I give Mr. Steele “properties” for trying to reach out to the youths, but this is a disgrace up with which I shall not put.

    I mean, shit.

  18. americanscandoanything says at 4:57 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Is Boner undergoing some sort of reverse Micheal Jackson transformation in order to prove that the GOP doesn’t need to recruit any minorities, they can just grow their own?

  19. bitchincamaro says at 4:58 pm, October 5th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: But he is number one at number two.

  20. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 4:58 pm, October 5th, 2009

    The Republicans always neglect to mention that, when they talk about government bureaucrats interfering with Americans’ healthcare decisions, they’re talking about themselves.

  21. lochnessmonster says at 4:58 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Wow…the giant Oompah-Loompa is going to have sexy-time with this Dr Blingee Dude? I had no idea Steele was a doctor too.

  22. MLHencken says at 4:59 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Crank Tango: “properties”

    Awesome.

  23. proudgrampa says at 5:01 pm, October 5th, 2009

    That’s cute. Like when my granddaughter calls her little brother “poopoo head.”

  24. V572625694 says at 5:02 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Danger! You should have warned us we’d have to suffer through the dull-wood-planer voice of Laura Ingraham in order to hear Mikey.

  25. Snarkalicious says at 5:06 pm, October 5th, 2009

    bitchincamaro: Doctors aren’t black, you silly libtard.

  26. AbstinenceOnly Ed says at 5:08 pm, October 5th, 2009

    americanscandoanything: The GOP: Grow your own darkies! I like it. If the tanning beds prove too carcinogenic, they can just revert to minstrelry. O WAIT THEY ALREADY HAVE

  27. The Cold Sea says at 5:10 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Steele needs to meet Sully…in a forest…with some pot…and the AMA furries.

  28. Way Cool Larry says at 5:20 pm, October 5th, 2009

    AbstinenceOnly Ed: maybe that explains Boehner’s orangeness—- one of the experiments gone horribly wrong

  29. PrairiePossum says at 5:21 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Mikey wants to give you a colon exam because your doctor doesn’t know assholes the way Mikey knows assholes.

  30. ttommyunger says at 6:05 pm, October 5th, 2009

    Michael Steele and his little Boner Buddy; two WILD AND CRAZY guys! The Gold Dust Twins of the Grand Orange Party.

  31. Mike Steele says at 6:17 pm, October 5th, 2009

    As you can see, I am Michael Steele. I didn’t exactly mean what I said today. I was taken out of context by the white man. I will explain this tomorrow, at my chicken and potatoe salad lunch, with another misunderstood leader, Kanye West. And I ain’t escared of that electric dreamsicle lookin’ motherfucker, Boner.

  32. SouthernDem says at 6:59 pm, October 5th, 2009

    For all the latest medical poop, call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo poo pa-doop.

  33. PoignancySelz says at 9:16 pm, October 5th, 2009

    “William Ayers don’t know shit (or poop) about terrorism”
    More troops,
    Cut the taxes on the rich, bitch…

  34. PoignancySelz says at 9:33 pm, October 5th, 2009

    I can’t believe noone connected the dots.
    Doctors don’t know poop about healthcare because….. they are too busy being racists.
    Wait, whitey doc don’t roll with the Steel Mike,
    Fix this cap in your white ass,
    Oh, and cut taxes on the rich
    and more troops, also

  35. mookworthjwilson says at 10:12 pm, October 5th, 2009

    I love that picture of Ehrlich in that video…looks like he has to take a shit…

  36. Docs, what do they know? They chum around with whiney sick peoplez and cripples and gimps.

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