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IMPORTANT GOING ROGUE CONTENT UPDATE LITERARY SPOILER: Newsweek has Meg Stapleton making hilariously ominous threat-y remarks about Steve Schmidt! “Meg Stapleton, Palin’s spokeswoman, responds via e-mail: ‘The Governor will write about all of this in her book. There will be plenty of time to talk about it then.’” HA HA MEG STAPLETON, will there also be time to talk about how Sarah Palin is no longer “The Governor?” UPDATE, SPOILER ALERT #2: No, there will not. [Newsweek/The Gaggle]
Book Spoiler Alert: In the end, she does not win the Vice-Presidency! But she makes millions from the book without all that responsibilty hoohah, so win-win.
How is she going to write about it in her book if the book is already written? Jesus Christ these people.
Is that a moose in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Is that the photo from her Runner’s World article? Nice recycling. *Retch*
“The Governor will write about all of this in her book.”
Uhhh doesn’t that imply “The Governor” hasn’t written the book already? Otherwise, wouldn’t Meg say “The Governor has written about all of this in her book.”
Steve Schmidt doesn’t have tits, or a Flag Pin, that I know of, so why does he even matter?
Does this man even own a “windbreaker”? .. pussy
Where the hell is my “iPhone”????
If you want to win the Blingee contest, I suggest you animate the saintly Sarah being raptured up into the sky — while the wonketts are all Left Behind. Who’s laughing now? HA!
What “Governor” are we talking about here? I believe there are 50 governors out there, shit maybe more, what do I know, and Sarah Palin is decidedly not one of them. Cuz she quit. For the troops.
Who won the freakin’ Blingee contest? I have to leave my computer now and I am dying to know!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99914376-Ice-Princess-Palin
rafflesinc: Her book lives in a space time continuum, Like the “Vancouver Olympics”.
She will always be Governor of my heart.
This just in. Todd Palin has quit his job. I bet they’re taking the book money and moving to France.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ht1Axjpo0Op5ZVVqQYDAdDH55e4wD9B346P80
rafflesinc: Yup, she did NOT mean to say that. Poor Stapleton…time for the Dust Bin with the other staples.
One Costco-sized bag of LSRD for Ms. Stapleton, please… and another for her Holy Mistress. And be quick about it, or you’ll go in the Book too!
Christ. When will this slow motion train wreck finally come to it’s inevitable and gruesome terminus? Soon, god, please!
Retard Strength: rafflesinc: She did write her book on her PC but then it was, like, beep beep beep beep, and half her book was gone, and she was like … huh? It devoured her book. And it was a really good book, too, but now she’ll have to write it again, and she’ll have to do it fast, so it won’t be as good.
But at least she’ll be able to dump all over Steve Schmidt.
Oh, man, with Todd and Sarah both unemployed they’re about to take a real hit on health insurance. I hope baby Trig has some kinda special needs coverage. Oh,right …they’ll be eligible for that COBRA thing, which thank god and the democrats is running a Great Recession Special these days.
Mahousu: doesn’t she just need to copy and paste Newt Gingrich’s book?
You can Russia behind her.
Gawd, she is so hot. Sheesh.
Most people wait until they have accomplishments to write a book, Sarah is skipping straight to the ‘grizzled old douchey veteran’ phase where she doesn’t apologize for anything and craps out a series of books about how she was misunderstood and kids these days have it so easy.
If her book falls from a bookshelf, does it drop with a five-spiral crash?
Is she looking at Russia?
Juli: Tag WIN.
BeWoot: Todd and the kids get free health care because they’re Native Alaskans.
Sarah’s cosmetic surgery seems to have been covered by her boyfriend Rupert, so she’s probably paying cash for hers (or calling in favors).
Downtheroadapiece: This seems like a good time for my current prognostication. She (the one who is the most rogue of all) will run for POTUS in 2011. She will start strong ala Obama and become a “serious” contender. “Yikes” say our hardworking oligarchs who actually own and run this “country”. Sadly the Palin Express is involved in a fiery crash, incerating all on board. The oligarchs then put a less crazy, easier to control POTUS into office just like the last dozen or so elections.
My guess is that after Ike spilled the beans about the military , industrial, congress person triad, the oligarchs took over most of the elections in this “represenative democracy”.
Aren’t those storm clouds in the horizon on the cover photo?
Or maybe we need to update the phrase “It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature” to “Don’t fuck with me, bitch!”
How many boxes of crayons does it take to write a book anyway?
SpikeyDog: I don’t know, but I do know it takes even longer when you’re eating them, too. The crayons, that is.
I can see Sarah’s going for confusion with the title and wearing a rouge fleece. More mindfucking for the dyslexic.
Hey what’s the difference between Spalin and Skoalrebel?
She wears lipstick.
What’s the difference between a hockeymom and a pit bull?
Pit bulls don’t commit fraud.
I’m here all weekend
Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary
rogue
Pronunciation: \ˈrōg\
1 : vagrant, tramp
2 : a dishonest or worthless person : scoundrel
3 : a mischievous person : scamp
4 : a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave
5 : an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation
Poor Palin. I bet she was smarter before all the donkey punches.