A DISGRACE TO AMERICA  3:23 pm October 1, 2009

by Jim Newell

  • TREASONOUS ‘TALKING’ WITH IRAN CLEARLY FURTHERS CASE FOR BOMBING IRAN: “GENEVA — Iran and the big powers opposed to its nuclear program appeared to make progress Thursday in talks that included the highest-level direct discussions with the United States in many years, with both sides agreeing to hold further negotiations and the Iranians pledging to allow foreign inspectors into a newly disclosed uranium enrichment factory.” Upcoming Washington Post column: Should America Arm the Inspectors With Suitcase Nukes To Drop Discreetly Across The Country, Or Some Other Cool 24-ish Death Thing? [NYT]
 

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{ 26 comments }

SayItWithWookies October 1, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Bill Kristol thinks we should invade Namibia.

V572625694 October 1, 2009 at 3:30 pm

On the one hand, we have “bombing,” which makes lots of money for defense contractors and builds careers for generals and causes television newsreaders to wear funny khaki sleeveless jackets with many pockets.

On the other hand, we have “talking,” which kills nobody and doesn’t make anybody any money and doesn’t produce dramatic front-page photos of shit blowing up and doesn’t enhance the balance sheet of Lockheed Martin or Boeing. Buncha suits yakking behind closed doors, and issuing “joint communiques.”

The choice is obvious.

shadowMark October 1, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Held at the isolated Villa Le Saugy, an 18th-century building in the countryside here… — Alex Lifeson rules!

Gopherit October 1, 2009 at 3:33 pm

This calls for one and only one thing: Admiral McCain needs to muster his Chickenhawk Squadron for a near suicidal attack. For Freedom.

Suds McKenzie October 1, 2009 at 3:33 pm

John Bolton will have to be restrained.

magic titty October 1, 2009 at 3:38 pm

“These Muslim explanations are holier than the Koran.”

-Richard Cohen

qaf October 1, 2009 at 3:40 pm

[re=424974]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Let’s send him there as part of the advance team. I’ll chip in $2, $4 if he goes in blackface.

V572625694 October 1, 2009 at 3:42 pm

[re=424987]magic titty[/re]: Source, pleez? Dickie can’t have said something that monumentally stoopid.

Jim89048 October 1, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Better send in the American Police Force!

Monsieur Grumpe October 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Rumor has it there was singing and laughter heard coming from the negotiating room.
It sounded like:
Bomb, bomb, bomb. Bomb, bomb Iran.

bureaucrap October 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm

from Monty Python’s “Meaning of Life”: “You Americans all Talk too Much!”

greywindz October 1, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Targeting Iran, and tripling aid to Pakistan…how ironic…

problemwithcaring October 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm

The new Washington Post opinion columnist really should just be a Facebook quiz.

Which Sex in the City character most represents your opinion of what should be our foreign policy relationship with Iran?

America is: Samantha. We say “Fuck ‘em ’cause they are young and we still can.”

Brendan M. October 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm

[re=424987]magic titty[/re]: I…don’t know if that is a joke or not.

Extemporanus October 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm

This sounds like a job for Prince Alan of Ocala.

By the power of Grayson…he has the power!

magic titty October 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm

[re=424993]V572625694[/re]: Meh. Close enough.

SayItWithWookies October 1, 2009 at 3:54 pm

[re=424989]qaf[/re]: He would love to go, but he’s already putting his life in danger on the front lines in NYC and DC. Both attacked on 9/11 — that is, if you count the part of DC that’s actually across the river and called Virginia. Dude deserves a medal of valor or something.

sezme October 1, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Peace with Iran obviously starts with the extradition of Roman Polanski.

Pithaughn October 1, 2009 at 3:56 pm

More of the OT, that everyone expects: An advertisement for Foxworthy selling “bag your biggest buck ever” on this queer site?
Whoever sells ad space for Wonkette is a chilled cold as a cast iron toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg sales folk. They should get involved in selling Saturn, I’m sure they could get Ford to buy it.

germansteel October 1, 2009 at 3:59 pm

I say we heavily arm Michael Ledeen, Dick Cheney, John Bolton, and Fred Kagan and turn those mean, motherfuckers lose on those camel jockeys – and I mean, right now!!!

Extemporanus October 1, 2009 at 4:01 pm

[re=424987]magic titty[/re]: You lie…like a Persian! Er, I mean, you lie like a rug!

You lie on the floor like shag carpeting, all plush and thick and curly like a super-comfy wool afro, is what I’m saying. And, uh, look, I’m 100% white, OK? But if I was going to have a best friend lying around, I’d want them to be shag carpeted.

No, wait. Aw…fuck it.

bitchincamaro October 1, 2009 at 4:09 pm

Why do the big powers hate the troops so much?

qwerty42 October 1, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=424974]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Bill Kristol thinks we should invade Namibia.
Well, that was a German colony until WW1, so there is a connection to the P5+1. Tanzania (formerly Tanganyika, formerly German East Africa) was too, so there’s that.

chascates October 1, 2009 at 8:40 pm

Bush’s hero Churchill once said, “Jaw, jaw, jaw is better than war, war, war.”

Extemporanus October 1, 2009 at 8:57 pm

[re=425284]chascates[/re]: Skywalker’s hero Kenobi once said, “Jawa, Jawa, Jawa is better than Jar-Jar, Jar-Jar, Jar-Jar.”

Neilist October 2, 2009 at 12:40 am

[re=425114]qwerty42[/re]: Actually, Bill wants us to invade Narnia.

Maybe THEM we can beat.

(Although, that little creep Edward bears watching.)

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