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Washington Post Furry Gets Blown In Back Alley

Wonkette’s Newspaper Furry operative “Dan” sends this disturbing, secret sex picture and writes: “Attached for your pleasure is a digital photograph my girlfriend captured from my balcony. It was taken at this past weekend’s ‘Fiesta DC’ Latino block-party in Mount Pleasant. The dog-thing is apparently the Washington Post’s mascot (they have one??) who was getting dressed in a parking spot behind my building.” Official furries paying for back-alley blowjobs while on duty: this is what the Washington Post calls “journalism” now.


9:53 PM on Wed September 30 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. joe twelve pack says at 9:58 pm, September 30th, 2009

    what a dream!

  2. glamourdammerung says at 9:58 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Still better than “Mouthpiece Theatre”.

  3. btwbfdimho says at 9:59 pm, September 30th, 2009

    While the young guy plays with the dog’s tail. Take that one, you Moonies at the The Washington Times!

  4. ManchuCandidate says at 10:01 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Sometimes I feel I’ve got to
    Run away I’ve got to
    Get away
    From the fur that you drive into the face of me
    The love we share
    Seems to go nowhere
    And I’ve lost my light
    For I toss and turn I can’t sleep at night

    (chorus)
    Once I read you (I read)
    Now I’ll blow on you
    This furry love I’ve given
    I give you all a subscriber could give you
    I’ll buy your paper and that’s not nearly all
    Oh…furry love
    Furry love

  5. CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us says at 10:03 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Haha– Wapo furry getting head from lady lolrus and a reach-around from her baby. O wait. Those are people. My bad

  6. Crank Tango says at 10:07 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Dickie Cohen? Or George Will?

  7. FunkyPalmettoBug says at 10:09 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Crank Tango: Cohen wears a female fox costume, Will is a psychedelic walrus..so that has to be Gerson or Kristol.

  8. Bad dog!

  9. obfuscator says at 10:12 pm, September 30th, 2009

    GIVIN’ THE DOG A BONE!!!

  10. Extemporanus says at 10:13 pm, September 30th, 2009

    By the looks of her, I think it’s safe to assume that swallows.

  11. SparkleKitty says at 10:14 pm, September 30th, 2009

    OMG…those Latino-istas are all about sex. Or something. Thank GWB I’m not a G-child of dead Latinos. They’d be so offended.

  12. SparkleKitty says at 10:16 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Oh, actually I am a g-child of dead latinos! They are offended!!! But they’d probably laugh, after they got over their offense.

  13. RoscoePColtraine says at 10:16 pm, September 30th, 2009

    That bitch is gonna give him fleas.

  14. shadowMark says at 10:18 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Girls go down for dogs in hats.

  15. Disturbing on many levels. Wonder what happens when the kid pumps the tail up and down.

  16. DangerousLiberal says at 10:20 pm, September 30th, 2009

    If only Katherine Graham were around to see the depths to which the Stanley Kaplan Post has fallen….

  17. Extemporanus says at 10:22 pm, September 30th, 2009

    FunkyPalmettoBug: It’s obviously William Kristol.

    And though she would’ve done it for free, he slipped K-Lo a fiver to keep a facet of Irving Kristol’s awesomeness alive.

  18. FunkyPalmettoBug says at 10:25 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Extemporanus: Possible. Kristol doesn’t use alleys anymore though. He prefers Holiday Inns and the GWU athletic center bathroom.

  19. Extemporanus says at 10:26 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Crank Tango: You can’t see it because K-Lo’s head is in the way, but Kristol just got spayed and is wearing a Dick Cohen to keep him from licking his own empty ball sack.

  20. Extemporanus says at 10:29 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Extemporanus: That should actually be “neutered”, not “spayed”.

    On second thought…

  21. So I see that Kathryn Jean Lopez is still interviewing for that post-NRO job. I always figured that she would be better at oral than the written exam.

  22. K. Lo’s a fur-vert? No wonder she goes to Mass every day!

  23. Extemporanus says at 10:34 pm, September 30th, 2009

    chascates: She doesn’t go to Mass, she is Mass.

  24. bitchincamaro says at 10:37 pm, September 30th, 2009

    C’mon. That’s a Detroit oil change, fer chrissakes.

  25. She is taking the contest for America’s Next Great Blowhard a little too literally…
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions/pundit-contest/index.html

  26. Buzz Feedback says at 10:39 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Head so awesome you’ll have to bite down on a rolled up Post. What is cabeza de queso doing there off to the right?

  27. shortsshortsshorts says at 10:44 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Is that Bob Woodward?

  28. Extemporanus says at 10:46 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Buzz Feedback: And why is he wearing two different zapatos, and holding a third?

  29. tootsieroll says at 10:46 pm, September 30th, 2009
  30. Crank Tango says at 10:46 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Buzz Feedback: I think the newspaper is for hitting him with after he cums, turns tail, and gives a hot carl to k-lo.

  31. This calls for a Defund WaPo bill, at the very least.

  32. bitchincamaro says at 10:48 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Oh, I get it. WaPo is finally hosting one of those “salons” they’ve been promising. Two lobbiests, one pup?

  33. RoscoePColtraine says at 10:49 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Come on guys…who doesn’t like a third person’s hand on their ass while someone polishes their chrome?

  34. Crank Tango says at 10:53 pm, September 30th, 2009

    RoscoePColtraine: that must be why old Bill Kristol has that guilty look in his eyes.

  35. Sgt. Lincoln Osiris says at 11:04 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Well, let those of us who HAVEN’T been simultaneously blown by a chola and fisted by an underage boy cast the first stone.

  36. FunkyPalmettoBug: It’s definitely Bill Kristol. Jo-Glo already gave us the down-low on this earlier this week, the Kristols are real dog-lovers.

  37. the problem child says at 11:09 pm, September 30th, 2009

    TVarmy: “This calls for a Defund WaPo bill, at the very least.”
    This calls for defunding the WaPo pitbull, at the very least.
    /fixed for your <3

  38. A “Grey Lady” is 50 bucks extra.

  39. Can O Whoopass says at 11:28 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Well, you must’ve never seen Hannity or Coulter greet Bush at the Ranch.

  40. jasper f. krone says at 11:38 pm, September 30th, 2009

    We gotta find another pawprint, put it in our notebook.

  41. bynrdskynrd says at 11:38 pm, September 30th, 2009

    I guess K.Lo knows how to give good brain–the dog is cross-eyed…

  42. hunter.blatherer says at 11:40 pm, September 30th, 2009

    It could be a wise move. This sort of thing may generate ad revenue.

  43. HipHopOpotamus says at 11:41 pm, September 30th, 2009

    So they sprinkled moondust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue,

  44. bynrdskynrd: I was gonna say…K.Lo knows Great American Pundits don’t grow on trees. That WaPo furry ain’t gonna suck itself.

  45. President Beeblebrox says at 11:47 pm, September 30th, 2009

    Alleyway blowjobs are not unknown in DC, especially if they involve teh crack.

  46. Crank Tango says at 11:48 pm, September 30th, 2009

    President Beeblebrox: I heard he turned a bitch out in Denver…

  47. Kinky….K-Lo lets Johan watch.

  48. jasper f. krone says at 12:00 am, October 1st, 2009

    President Beeblebrox: I assumed that “Alleyway blowhobs are not unknown in DC” was somebody’s username. I was instantly jealous.

  49. If he’s holding the op-ed page, he probably cums really angry neo-conservative comments? I hope she gets outta the way first, cause those bitches sting.

  50. magic titty says at 12:05 am, October 1st, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: Seems more like W. Mark Felt to me.

  51. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:10 am, October 1st, 2009

    magic titty: And that is why you are a magical titty.

  52. SparkleKitty says at 1:05 am, October 1st, 2009

    It is just so uncouth, here in the south, to see her acktually go down. Gawd, that is something all married women do in private…to their husbands best friends.

  53. Joshua Norton says at 1:07 am, October 1st, 2009

    Did Riley lose another bet?

  54. Joshua Norton says at 1:15 am, October 1st, 2009

    No, no, no. The vet said to give him Head & SHOULDERS for his dandruff.

    I guess she couldn’t figure out how to give Shoulders.

  55. Lascauxcaveman says at 1:28 am, October 1st, 2009

    OK, sad to say, Monica Lewinsky has really let herself go. I mean, she was actually kinda cute when she was performing this service for the POTUS.

  56. RoscoePColtraine says at 1:38 am, October 1st, 2009

    Pulitzer? Damn near choked her!

  57. RoscoePColtraine: A pulitzer, a peabody and a quick polk is all the recognition I need.

  58. PeteJayhawk v2.0 says at 2:52 am, October 1st, 2009

    OK, does this picture mean we can finally put to rest all the Sonia-Sotomayor-hates-America theories?

  59. zhubajie says at 4:44 am, October 1st, 2009

    So is Ma giving her son some sex education? I wish my parents had been so liberal!

  60. teebob2000 says at 7:42 am, October 1st, 2009

    Today, we are all furries getting blown.

  61. Dreckster says at 8:00 am, October 1st, 2009

    The look on Furry’s face as she uses ‘too much teeth’: priceless.
    Poor thing looks downright concerned.

  62. mardam422 says at 8:17 am, October 1st, 2009

    obfuscator: Nice.

  63. Just to be clear, this is a photograph of an ACTUAL BLOWJOB, correct? Not just some “haw haw it looks like she’s suckin his pecker” joke, right?

  64. norbizness says at 10:29 am, October 1st, 2009

    I thought that the WaPo’s mascot was Fred Hiatt in a gimp costume.

  65. thefrontpage says at 10:39 am, October 1st, 2009

    Is THIS what the term “furry” means?

  66. Ashley Todd's Other Cheek says at 10:39 am, October 1st, 2009

    Godot: I was on the scene and I can verify it is as it appears. It went down pretty similar to this: http://keithiskneedeepinmud.blogspot.com/2007/10/crack-is-whack.html

  67. What I want to know is why the kid is holding that shoe, and where, exactly, he has put the other shoe.

  68. chaste everywhere says at 11:46 am, October 1st, 2009

    “Official furries paying for back-alley blowjobs while on duty: this is what the Washington Post calls “journalism” now.”

    What did the Washington Post call “journalism” before now? (And how do you know Mr Furry had to pay?)

  69. The Post employees have such a great health plan, medical and dental.

  70. lawrenceofthedesert says at 6:12 pm, October 1st, 2009

    My goodness, that whippersnapper is quite a player for his age! Hustling furries and already awash in glam — wearing two kinds of sneaker and holding a third! How hip-hop can one sixth grader be? (And his girls aren’t going hungry, fer sure!)

  71. Little Old Lady says at 8:20 pm, October 1st, 2009

    If y’all keep making me laff this hard, I am not going to be able to “hold my water” if you catch my meaning.
    Oh, well, Wonkette got me through the Bush administration, so I’ll go to adult diapers if I have to.

  72. Tundra Grifter says at 9:33 pm, October 1st, 2009

    President Beeblebrox: Today we are all androgynous diaper-wearing crack whores having the butt secks in an alley.

  73. Pizzuti says at 5:17 pm, October 5th, 2009

    It’s clear that we finally have an identity for DEEP THROAT; Mark Felt can move over, because the woman on her knees in front of the WaPo furry is the one.

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