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No, it's not TrigMEET SARAH PALIN’S GHOSTWRITER: “[Lynn] Vincent is also a credited author on ‘Donkey Cons: Sex, Crime, and Corruption in the Democratic Party,’ a take-down of the Democrats co-written by conservative author Robert Stacy McCain…” The full text of that book can be found here. [TPM LiveWire]

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  1. thefrontpage

    We have a leaked copy of “Going Rogue,” and here’s an interesting passage, describing one intersting late-night meeting with McCain:

    It had been a long day of campaigning, and I was relaxing in my hotel room, watching “Dumb and Dumber,” one of my favorite movies, when there was a knock at the door. I was only in my thong, T-shirt and robe, but I answered the door, thinking it was Glenn Beck coming back for one more round. But it was John–John McCain, with an anchovie and onion pizza–my favorite! And a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, cans, which is my favorite drink!! “Sarah,” he said in a soft voice, because it was about 1 a.m. and he was standing in the hallway, “I can’t wait any longer. I want to eat pizza, drink beer, and have an exciting, crazy campaign hotel tryst with you!” I said, “Well, you betcha, buster, what took ya’ so long, ya’ crazy ol’ silver fox!” I dragged him in, we ate the pizza, we drank all of the beer, and we had an all-nighter campaign hotel tryst that lasted into the early morning hours. We cancelled all of our appearances that day, stayed in, and watched soap operas and reality shows for 10 hours. That was my favorite day and night of the campaign.

  2. Jim Demintia

    Oh, well no wonder. Who else would be as capable of sensitively rendering Sarah Palin’s life-changing experience of having sex with donkeys?

  3. hobospacejunkie

    Oooh, a takedown of the Democratic Party. That’s not hard to accomplish. Just give ‘em majorities in both houses, then sit back & watch.

  4. AbstinenceOnly Ed

    Donkey Show: How Sarah Palin Can Save America, One Equine Phallus at a Time, or Maybe Two if She Relaxes her Jaw

  5. ManchuCandidate

    So whether or not Robert STACEY (That’s a girl’s doll name!) McCain is actually gay, there can be no doubt that Robert STACEY McCain is a vicious cocksucker.

    Yeah, I just wrote that. And put it on the Internet.

  6. Rotundo

    Well at least they hired her a professional crap slinger, it would have taken 10 years if they didn’t and there wouldn’t have been a single coherently expressed thought in this “tome”. Should be good for pressing flowers or making a book safe or fixing that wobbly table. When it’s remaindered at the dollar store (when they divert a few skids of them from recycling) I’ll have to pick one up.

  7. Snarkalicious

    I believe our friends at 2 girls 1 cup should recieve a free copy of this twaddle, and a suggested script for a sequel.

  8. Crank Tango

    [re=423504]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: I’m sure she can do more. Look at the size of that helmet she squeezed out! Or was that bristol. No no no, not my sweet bristol…

  9. JMP

    You know, I think I’ve finally figured out the meaning of the title. “Goin’ Rogue” is a reference to the longstanding X-Men character, who has the power to suck the life out of everything she touches; and often speaks with an incomprehensible accent. It’s a metaphor for the quitters’ role in the McCain campaign, and her performance as governor.

  10. Voyou Charmant

    Does anyone know if Robert “girls name” McCain raped and murdered a young boy in 1990?

    Yeah, I just wrote THAT. And put IT on THE Internet.

  11. NYNYNY

    Robert “Stacey” McCain, John McCain’s drunken cross-dressing half-brother, is a personal friend of mine, and probably the most decent republican I’ve ever met. So no bad-mouthing him. (But he told me he wrote that book all by himself, little bugger.)

  12. RoscoePColtraine

    Sigmund Freud cited as an authority on psychology? Did I read that correctly? If the atheism wasn’t bad enough, he went out of fashion in the 1980′s. But I certainly do believe that zapping gays with electrical current is an effective treatment.

  13. gurukalehuru

    So, Robert Stacey McCain thinks it’s wrong of us to make fun of Sarah “Vagina of Steel” Palin as a mother. The mother of Track and Trigg (I actually rather like the girl’s names).
    Listen, Bobby, we have only just begun to make fun of Ma Kettle of the Methlands. As long as she is giving speeches, writing (well, you know what I mean)books and rallying the base, we will be there to remind the world that there is some doubt as to the actual parentage of her retarded baby.

  14. doxastic

    That’s a lot of armchair psychology for someone who clearly hasn’t actually read any Freud nor actually gives shit about feminism. Listen Stacy, I don’t come to your house and tell you about John Birch or The Bell Curve, so how about you don’t try your hand at queer theory, ok?

  15. Katydid

    [re=423544]gurukalehuru[/re]: Don’t you mean Sarah “Vajayjay of Steel?”

    There’s something seriously, deeply wrong with an adult man who psychoanalyzes gay men and says they’re misogynists, but can’t bring himself to type the word “vagina.” Something tragically wrong.

  16. Chickensmack

    [re=423540]polar_bear[/re]: don’t you give that dickhead credit for creating a meme. Not unless it comes with pictures of him fellating a cat, with oversized fonts.

  17. Cape Clod

    I hope Vincent translated everything Palin said into English. There isn’t much of a market for books written in Alaskian creole meth-cant.

  18. Extemporanus

    [re=423562]Chickensmack[/re]: If by “cat” you mean “Trig”, then the picture I linked to [re=423523]upthread[/re] just might fulfill your request.

  19. Hopey dont play that game

    [re=423531]JMP[/re]: Brilliant. Simply Brilliant.

    About the picture: that helmet must have been a bitch to birth. Of course after sixteen kids, her birth canal must be like a water slide.

  20. RoscoePColtraine

    [re=423510]pondscum[/re]: Excellent point. One of my best friends is a gay gynecologist. He doesn’t deliver teh babies (he prefers to spend his evenings going out for drinks,) but prefers tightening up saggy vag, and apparently his patients like him a lot. Frankly, I never got that, but there it is.

  21. bitchincamaro

    [re=423494]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I may soon resort to referring to it as the “Democrat” party. The respect. It’s gone.

  22. Suds McKenzie

    If you ever “refer” to this place you are doomed.

    Yeah, I just wrote that. And put it on the Internet.

  23. Fnor

    I was really confused when I first read this, because I didn’t recognize her as a children’s book author.

  24. UnattendedConsequence

    Frankly, I can’t wait until we get that Reaganomics sense supplied again because we are going to survive, and we’re going to thrive and expand and roar back to life. Also, stop making stuff up.

  25. Crank Tango

    [re=423617]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: hmmm. I keep coming back to this post. now that I think about it, if I were a surgeon doing vageuvination surgery, I would probably want nothing to do with vag in my spare time, so it’s good to have a gay do it? I dunno, but at any rate, he’s doing god’s work and I salute him.

  26. torera

    Todd Palin is “a tasty hunk of prime beef” ?? Now who’s gay. In my (long) lifetime, from Dan Quayle to Todd Palin, Republican political consultants have consistently FAILed to identify males who really are attractive to the oppo sex. Maybe they are all closeted gays after all. The consultants I mean of course.

  27. Joey Ratz

    [re=423478]thefrontpage[/re]: a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, cans, which is my favorite

    Beautiful. Just beautiful. *wipes tear away*

  28. rocktonsammy

    How many crayons did SP go through before she finished writting one more book than she has ever read?

  29. SparkleKitty

    ok, I’m saying it right here on the intertubes: Sarah Louis Heath Palin and ALL her spawn (Trick, Brisbane, Willard, Pooper, and Troglodyte)are fucking retards. I think Brisbane’s spawn, Trick, is also a retarded troglodyte. I said it. I said it. I said it. Right here on the intertubes. I believe it, and I’m not even being mean. It might possibly not be true, but I believe it to be true, nevertheless. Period. Sue me. I have a right to believe what I believe, don’t I?

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