Rush Limbaugh Rallies For White Civil Rights, i.e. ‘Segregation’
by Riley Waggaman 1:18 pm September 28, 2009
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Matt Yglesias wants to sex machen with German Mädchen, big time. [Matt Yglesias]
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Rush Limbaugh was curled up on his La-Z-boy. He had just finished reading Du Bois’ The Souls of White Folk and was feeling particularly vulnerable. Opiates helped relieve the pain, but it’s hard being white in a black man’s world. Rush cut up a few lines of Oxycontin with his Price Chopper Chopper Shopper Card. I will start the white civil rights movement he thought to himself. And then he celebrated with some Oxycontin up his nose. [Think Progress]
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For the man who has everything except a Michele Bachmann action figure. [TPM]
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The brave Americans who defended Alaska from the Japanese during the Battle of Midway will receive a pension of Zero Yen if Barack Obama has his way — and he always has his way! Meanwhile, Barack is busy eating ice cream cones. Despicable. [RedState]
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Onward, Christian soldiers! [True/Slant: Laurie Essig]
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In order to really get the white civil rights movement started, Rush Limbaugh needs to be lynched.
Someone has to ask: The Bachmann action figure, anatomically correct?
I feel dirty now.
[re=420829]sezme[/re]: Dream on. What tree could support Limbaugh?
[re=420833]FMA[/re]: Bachmann action figure — blow-up doll?
While a police sniper watched from the roof of the police station, 22 members of white supremacist groups, shouted obscenities and made obscene hand gestures. One man, who had a crew cut and wore a black uniform, told the crowd of onlookers, “Wake up white America!”
Was the sniper thinking, “Let’s see, a hundred bullets cost twenty bucks. So, twenty-two bullets would set me back about five bucks…”
Are you sure that’s Bachmann? It looks not unlike the late Michael Jackson.
Get the Joe Wilson Action Figure too!
He even talks when you pull his leg!
Only $39.95! That’s right, only $39.95!
ORDER NOW! HECKLERS ARE STANDING BY!
[re=420839]hobospacejunkie[/re]: A Bachmann blow-up doll would be redundant.
I can’t decide if the Bachman figure is more awesome or less awesome than the Birther infomercial.
So basically Limbaugh is stealing Howard Stern’s Whack Packer Daniel Carver’s shtick.
Is Riley a ZZ Top fan? Choppa choppa!
I worked under Matt Yglesias, and let me just say, it’s not as unpleasant as you might imagine, mein liebchen!
[re=420841]shadowMark[/re]: the nazis were in Belleville, IL … ie Illinois Nazis … as in “I hate the Illinois Nazis”
[re=420841]shadowMark[/re]: Twenty-two?!?! The neo-Nazis just don’t have the same star power since Limbaugh and Beck mainstreamed white supremacy.
[re=420829]sezme[/re]: I don’t think they make rope that strong.
[re=420842]bureaucrap[/re]: Don’t pull the string. She’ll say crazy things at random.
[re=420837]Evil Dr. Puma[/re]: “Hello, Brazil? Yeah, Limbaugh’s dead and we need to build a coffin. Could you FedEx the rainforest up here?”
So are the white supremecists of the National Socialist Movement for or against the public option? turdsanwich confused.
“Matt Yglesias wants to sex machen with German Mädchen, big time.”
Everyone wants to have sex with Giselle Bündchen. Tell me something I don’t know. What?
We pasty-ass motherfuckers should shorten white civil rights to “wights,” just as we did with “wiggers.”
[re=420856]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: “Is it twoo what they say about how your people are…gifted?” (ziiiiiip) “Oh, it’s twoo, it’s twoo!”
Yo, why is the Michelle Bachmann action figure in a Michael Jackson pose? Maybe is was originally a Janet Jackson action figure? No. Latoya. Definitely Latoya.
“We were out there to denounce the violence,” said Belleville resident Jason Bonn, who is a corporal with the National Socialist Movement…
Hmmm…Nazis inspired by Rush? That doesn’t sound too much like the “liberal Nazi” theme the righties are trying to push. Someone should tell these poor misguided fascists that they’re playing to an outdated stereotype.
[re=420867]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I thought he was talking about Madchen Amick from Twin Peaks, then I realize Little Matty Stinkypants would have been a fetus at the time that was airing. It’s still hard to believe that one of the first hopelessly bland internet superstars got us into the Iraq War as a 6th grader.
[re=420841]shadowMark[/re]: “‘Let’s see, a hundred bullets cost twenty bucks. So, twenty-two bullets would set me back about five bucks…’”
100 rounds for $20? For “sniper rifle” rounds? E.g., 7 mm Remington?; .460 Cheytec? Even plain old vanilla .308 Win/7.62 mm NATO?
Gesh, you clearly have not tried to buy ammo in this Post-Hopey Era. With prices likes that, disgruntled high school students, Tea Baggers and “former” members of the Weather Underground would be lined up ten deep waving fistfuls of cash . . . .
Of course, the latter only when Profs. Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn are not teaching law and/or advising Hopey on policy issues (and possibly, how to murder another San Francisco police officers with another pipe bomb).
One good thing about Left Wing American terrorists: Mosts are really bad shots. But then, it takes discipline to learn how to shoot properly . . . .
Sad, sad, sad. I can no longer tell the genuine comments at Redstate from those left by Wonkett trolls. A few favorites from the relevant thread:
Can we cut the Senate Decorum Crap already? This is an outrage of the highest order! In other words…can we stop being so polite and just call Obama a piece of crap for doing something like this?
I can only imagine the feelings those vets are having today and they never should have to have those.
Obama I expect it from, as he has no idea what the words, “Duty, Honor, Country” mean. The Army, however, should be ashamed of itself. (Emphasis mine.)
Prez Obeyme is beneath contempt. Whatever mild good will I had heretofore harbored for this human atrocity is hereby rescinded and cancelled. (OK, that one has to be genuine.)
conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!
I think a White Civil Rights rally physically led by Limbaugh and Hannity and Beck would be just what this country needs.
Think about it. Three rich, fat, white guys leading a cavalcade of Nazis, Aryan Nation stormtroopers, and guys in hoods down Penn. Avenue to go meet with Boehner and Bachmann, as Michael Steele sings Negro spirituals and Michelle Malkin twirls a baton!
Of course, lovely David Brooks would be jogging down the mall, and would never see any racism.
Well, it’s very handy, since if they have a White Civil Rights parade they’ll have a float ready-made.
[re=420906]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: They’re just angry because Obama’s banning flavoured dip.
[re=420886]Neilist[/re]: Hey, I am not SkoalRebel sitting here in front of a webcam just making up stuff. I researched that bullet epistle and by “research” I mean I went to Google and typed “how much do bullets cost?” and this Yahoo! Answers thing gave me two prices and I picked the larger. I should never trust the internet. Now those two cool Spanish goth girls won’t want to bend over my clear running stream, sing me a song they heard from above and let me keep them alive with my sweet flowing love. Bullets.
[re=420837]Evil Dr. Puma[/re]: Not even the mighty Redwood could hold all of that.
Matt Yglesias was succeeded by Phoebe Lithgow at the Harvard Indy. It went from simmering to BOILING HOT in one semester. What can I say, I’m a sucker for full-figured daughters of famous actors. Explains why I’m currently crushing on Rumer Willis.
Machen and Mädchen do not even remotely rhyme…
Woo, segregation! Back o’ the bus, Steeley!
How come we didn’t hear Rush talking about this beating? This is Limbaugh’s America.
“BALTIMORE – A man and two teenagers have pleaded not guilty in what authorities describe as a racially motivated beating of an elderly black fisherman… {one of the offenders}, who is nicknamed “Hitler” and has a tattoo of the Nazi leader, told police the attack wouldn’t have happened if the victim had been white.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33059663/ns/us_news-race_and_ethnicity/
So… RedState is getting ornery over Barry not wanting to give federal pensions to members of a state/territorial/whatever militia? What happened to being all “strict constructionist” and “states’ rights” and whatnot? You’d think they’d be proud to support their militia veterans without federal tax money.
Maybe if all the Alaskans chipped in $5 from their Permanent Fund checks…
[re=420925]shadowMark[/re]: Oh, I’m sorry. But seriously, twenty bucks will barely cover 100 .22 cal. cartridges these days. And that’s not exactly a “sniper rifle” round.
Good news, however: Cool Spanish goth girls are never going to know the difference. Unless, possible, their great-grandfather fought for the POUM during the Siege of Madrid. But he’s dead by now anyway.
Lay-Z-Boy as in singular, just one?
Rush, Beck & Company are trying their damndest to (further) blur the lines between the GOP and white supremacy, and boy are they succeeding. I don’t think people understand how dangerous this kind of talk is.
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