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- THANKS, TIM PAWLENTY! “Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty made a slip of the tongue Friday morning on his weekly radio show, giving out a phone number that encourages people to call ‘for a good time’ rather than the number for people to call in to talk to him on his program.” What’s the problem? [WCCO]
I always call Tim Pawlenty’s office for hot phone fucking.
Hope Larry Craig’s phone plan doesn’t charge for incoming calls.
Keep fucking that chicken, Pawlenty.
And get a last name that doesn’t make everybody do a double-take. You’ll need it if you want to run for president in 2012. Look at Obama — he used to Barry Lipschitz.
At least he didn’t say, “Keep fucking that chicken!”
Hey, these two things are not mutually exclusive. Sometimes I call my congressman’s office just to hear Stars and Stripes Forever while I wait. Then I jerk off to it.
“Hello, I’d like to ask a question about no child left behind?”
“Listen buddy, I get paid tend bucks an hour.”
I wonder how long people stayed on the line before realizing it was the wrong number? A couple of slap and tickles worth I’m sure.
Good N’ Pawlenty
I certainly hope the people of Minnesota don’t let this sex-crazed monster speak to their schoolchildren.
This Pawlenty’s nefarious scheme to collect people’s credit cards to pay for his failed run for the presidency. Fuck this weirdly-named pandering fucktard.
Kind of have that number stuck in your head hey Tim?
I wondered why the operator at the governor’s office asked for my credit card number.
Well, it’s certain that no one would have a good time calling in to his show, now would they?
So Pawlenty slipped me some tongue? That’s pretty mild compared to the usual ass-raping I’m used to from politicians.
Where are these rumors that I gave Tim Pawlenty a blow job in the back of Obama’s limo while high on cocaine coming from?
Was the number 867-5309?
Now Timmeh! Timmeh http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xev41_phil-collins-dont-lose-my-number ‘Cause you’re not anywhere, that I can find youuu!
Ohhh now Timmeh!
Extemporanus: ArghTML!
Why is this slob Pawlenty, if that is his real name, from Clown College, wearing a t-shirt in the studio? Doesn’t he know real Americans don’t want a slovenly douche for president?
Remember, Tim Pawlenty was the brave soul who stated that Minnesota would stop funding ACORN, which was easy since they didn’t give ACORN any funds to begin with.
And, thinking of it that way, shouldn’t Congress defund Minnesota now?
Eh, oldest and second oldest professions and all that.
So wait a minute, he cuts off imaginary funding to ACORN in the Minnesota state budget (there is no funding to ACORN from the Minnesota state budget) because of the Faux Newz vids of teh pimp and the coloreds helping him pimp his hoes, but he can give out his personal numbers for phone sex on the radio!? HYPOCRITE1111
AnnieGetYourFun: We at GHOPAC appreciate you connecting the two.
Was anyone able to tell the difference?
Hey, Shanah Tovah to Jewish Wonketteers and also you others.
I can haz #, please?
Werefrog: No, it’s 777-9311, silly!
Speaking of numerically challenged governors, last week a friend of mine saw Elliot Spitzer (Client 9) eating in a Manhattan restaurant called 8-1/2. For reals.
finallyhappy: Sheynem dank! Ir oych.
DirtyHarriett: Awww YEAH!
One of the greatest funk tracks of all time—nine minutes of flawless drum machine-like skittery beat precision, with smooth motherfucker Morris Day just cold sexin’ everyone in sight.
When I called the number he gave out, I reached Michelle Bachman’s private line.
Naked Bunny with a Whip: The usual Republican “slip of the tongue” involves a certain form of anal.
Tim’s always struck me as an upper-crust, Christian-schooled man-child. Kind of like he’s only playing the part of a conservative Republican and secretly laughing at all of this Bachmann-following consituents.
6060-842 and Tim’s waiting for you.
Tim Pawlenty saved my life tonight.