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34 comments

  1. whenPUMAsattack

    [re=412821]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: And beating up on white schoolkids, if FOX News is to be trusted.

  2. Johnny Zhivago

    You realize that Kayne West was born in Atlanta. So you’ve got Joe Wilson, the US American Beauty Contestant Girl, Mark Sanford, Lindsay Graham, my former neighbors, etc, etc…

    All in this “triangle” with Atlanta in the west and the top and bottom of South Carolina to the east.

    It’s … … The Jackass Triangle???

  3. geminisunmars

    [re=412879]glamourdammerung[/re]:It makes me so sad that some of them had to take a cab, and missed the beginning pep rally. Tsk tsk. What’s the good of having a freaking socialist subway system if it doesn’t serve the people who need it? Anyway? And besides, the metro system folks probably assumed they were all being bussed in. As usual.

  4. shortsshortsshorts

    Fuck this civility shit. Sword fights for everyone. Especially the elderly. Those needy, hard-working and more-than-useful-then-us bastards will kill us all in a duel. Hopefully Kanye can be the voice if a generation and fuck all ‘dis. What jerks we are to question the awesomeness and valor of Kanwe Fucking West, er whatever the useless fucker calls himself.

  5. Kev-O-Tron

    What did the “rap guy” do again? Hit his girlfriend? Tax evasion? Murder? Oooohhhh…. he talked some shit on the teenage fan club show? NOW I HAZ A MAD!

    jackassery all around.

  6. gurukalehuru

    [re=412879]glamourdammerung[/re]: There might have been more room in the cars if they hadn’t all been carrying those humongous signs.

  7. x111e7thst

    [re=412906]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Sword fights are good. Particularly on the metro when it is filled with fat whiney people carrying signs.

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