WHERE IS THE CIVILITY THOUGH!  9:40 pm September 16, 2009

by Jim Newell

  • THERE’S NO POINT IN FIGHTING IT ANYMORE: It’s time to just enjoy the obsession with whatever Kanye West did at a children’s television ceremony. [kanyelicio.us]
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Capitol Hillbilly September 16, 2009 at 9:43 pm

some jackass is blocking wonkette.

whenPUMAsattack September 16, 2009 at 9:46 pm

[re=412821]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: And beating up on white schoolkids, if FOX News is to be trusted.

ifthethunderdontgetya" September 16, 2009 at 9:47 pm

Does Kanye West’s health care proposal feature a public option, UAV stealth drones, death panels, and/or ACORN?

shadowMark September 16, 2009 at 9:50 pm


Crank Tango September 16, 2009 at 10:05 pm

today, we are all jackasses.

Werefrog September 16, 2009 at 10:06 pm


This didn’t work nearly as well as I was hoping.

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 16, 2009 at 10:07 pm

Those corn circles clearly show Obama put him up to it.

SayItWithWookies September 16, 2009 at 10:11 pm

It’s time to enter another dimension:

TJBeck September 16, 2009 at 10:14 pm


Mr Blifil September 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm

“You Lie!”

InKnockYouUs September 16, 2009 at 10:24 pm

Oh gawd, oh gawd I am so bored with this. I mean, what are we, morons?

Johnny Zhivago September 16, 2009 at 10:38 pm

Could we please have a little civility around here, you jackasses???

DoctorCulturae September 16, 2009 at 10:41 pm

Due to the controversy West has changed his name to “The Artist Formerly Known as Kanye West.” He will not be employing a hieroglyph like Prince did, but instead has chosen to be identified by an audio avatar:


Lionel Hutz Esq. September 16, 2009 at 10:43 pm

Today, we are all gay fish.

Johnny Zhivago September 16, 2009 at 10:45 pm

You realize that Kayne West was born in Atlanta. So you’ve got Joe Wilson, the US American Beauty Contestant Girl, Mark Sanford, Lindsay Graham, my former neighbors, etc, etc…

All in this “triangle” with Atlanta in the west and the top and bottom of South Carolina to the east.

It’s … … The Jackass Triangle???

Guppy06 September 16, 2009 at 10:45 pm

Can we get one with Campbell Brown?

Smoke Filled Roommate September 16, 2009 at 11:02 pm

You’re the man now dog.

glamourdammerung September 17, 2009 at 12:27 am

Off topic, but the teabaggers are crying that the socialist government did not give enough of them rides to the 9/12 nonsense.



Extemporanus September 17, 2009 at 12:30 am

According to HuffPost, Kanye West was just appointed “Jackass Czar”!

geminisunmars September 17, 2009 at 12:39 am

[re=412879]glamourdammerung[/re]:It makes me so sad that some of them had to take a cab, and missed the beginning pep rally. Tsk tsk. What’s the good of having a freaking socialist subway system if it doesn’t serve the people who need it? Anyway? And besides, the metro system folks probably assumed they were all being bussed in. As usual.

Extemporanus September 17, 2009 at 12:58 am

[re=412833]Werefrog[/re]: Actually, that captured the jackassery quite well.

Smoke Filled Roommate September 17, 2009 at 1:17 am

Kanye deserves a blingee!

GreatOldOnesParty September 17, 2009 at 1:54 am

[re=412847]InKnockYouUs[/re]: No. We’re not morons.
We’re “Morans”!

Suds McKenzie September 17, 2009 at 1:56 am

[re=412839]SayItWithWookies[/re]: awesome.

LoweredPeninsula September 17, 2009 at 2:03 am

Fuck you, Wonkette. Love you. Also.

LoweredPeninsula September 17, 2009 at 2:04 am


HipHopOpotamus September 17, 2009 at 2:17 am

No, no. I take my last comment back. I like this better.

shortsshortsshorts September 17, 2009 at 2:23 am

Fuck this civility shit. Sword fights for everyone. Especially the elderly. Those needy, hard-working and more-than-useful-then-us bastards will kill us all in a duel. Hopefully Kanye can be the voice if a generation and fuck all ‘dis. What jerks we are to question the awesomeness and valor of Kanwe Fucking West, er whatever the useless fucker calls himself.

Kev-O-Tron September 17, 2009 at 3:38 am

What did the “rap guy” do again? Hit his girlfriend? Tax evasion? Murder? Oooohhhh…. he talked some shit on the teenage fan club show? NOW I HAZ A MAD!

jackassery all around.

proudgrampa September 17, 2009 at 4:01 am


gurukalehuru September 17, 2009 at 5:09 am

[re=412879]glamourdammerung[/re]: There might have been more room in the cars if they hadn’t all been carrying those humongous signs.

gurukalehuru September 17, 2009 at 5:10 am

[re=412879]glamourdammerung[/re]: MORE SOCIALISMS!

facehead September 17, 2009 at 5:29 am

Jim, please don’t do that ever again.

x111e7thst September 17, 2009 at 7:58 am

[re=412906]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Sword fights are good. Particularly on the metro when it is filled with fat whiney people carrying signs.

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