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Senate Democrats Create Unrealistic Twitter Machine

The term “war room,” which was once used to describe actual rooms from which powerful people went about warring, has now been watered down to the point where it just refers to some 9-year-old intern in an undisclosed Washington dungeon linking to articles about Bob Corker, on Twitter. This is the macho macho new Senate Democrats’ War Room! Look at how buff ‘n’ tuff they are, the Senate Democrats. Ha ha, nice try. An accurate “Senate Democrats’ Twitter Page” would feature a picture of an exasperated Ben Nelson and only one message, “Whoa whoa whoa, let’s slow things down and think this through,” reposted every hour on the hour. [Twitter via Washington Independent]


12:11 PM on Mon September 14 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. AnnieGetYourFun says at 12:18 pm, September 14th, 2009

    I really hesitate to refer to Dems as pussies, because I happen to be in possession of a pussy, and I’m pretty sure it can bench more than Harry Reid.

  2. user-of-owls says at 12:20 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Buff ‘n’ tuff indeed! That’s why their avatar is the arm of a girl called Rosie.

  3. ManchuCandidate says at 12:28 pm, September 14th, 2009

    I think WarRoom is appropriate. Most of the “war” talk among the Merkin Mufflies of the Demrat party will be of the “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”

  4. hobospacejunkie says at 12:28 pm, September 14th, 2009

    user-of-owls: Don’t rivet me Rosie. Liar! Liar!

  5. norbizness says at 12:29 pm, September 14th, 2009

    When I was a paralegal, a war room referred to a storage room filled with files and sleeping paralegals.

  6. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 12:33 pm, September 14th, 2009

    An accurate “Senate Democrats’ Twitter Page” would feature a picture of an exasperated Ben Nelson and only one message, “Whoa whoa whoa, let’s slow things down and think this through,” reposted every hour on the hour.

    Truer words have never been spoken… er, typed.

  7. Was Corker ever really interested in bipartisanship? ‘Cause I sure don’t remember it.

  8. user-of-owls says at 12:36 pm, September 14th, 2009

    hobospacejunkie: First the nail and hammer, now the rivets…when did Bob the Builder become DNC chair?

  9. SayItWithWookies says at 12:42 pm, September 14th, 2009

    The Democrats are never going to really speak to the masses if they insist on twittering in complete sentences. Grow a pair! And by a pair, I mean thumbs.

  10. user-of-owls says at 12:52 pm, September 14th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: Grow a pair! And by a pair, I mean thumbs.

    They’ll never do that. Thumbs are opposable.

  11. Extemporanus says at 12:56 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Got to be Corker, he just do what he please: “Don’t come together, right now, GOP.”

  12. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 12:59 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Shouldn’t the painted-in text say “EL SLAPPO”, since it’s Mexican?

  13. nbawriter says at 1:12 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Corker? Damn near killed her.

    When I look at that Twitter page, I want the Popeye theme song to play.

  14. Come here a minute says at 1:13 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Rosie, you’re all right, you wear my ring
    And when you hold me tight, Rosie, that’s my thing
    And when you turn out the light, I got to hand it to me
    Looks like it’s you and me again tonight, Rosie

    I don’t think this is the Rosie they were talking about, but it would be appropriate.

  15. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 2:36 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Min: If by “bipartisan” you mean “being the least wingnuttiest Republican in Tennessee,” then yes.

  16. LoweredPeninsula says at 3:25 am, September 15th, 2009

    The Dems would be better off simply adopting the French flag (which is, of course, the venerable white flag) as their party flag, and wave it every time the Republicans demand that they do.

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