OH BOY  11:17 am September 9, 2009

by Jim Newell

MARK FOLEY HAS A RADIO SHOW! YOU REMEMBER MARK FOLEY YES? Former Republican congressman and young male page-stroker Mark Foley has a new job, in this economy! Beginning September 22nd he will host his very own radio show out of North Palm Beach, Florida, called “Inside the Mind of Mark Foley.” So there’s that. [TPM]

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TheNavOne September 9, 2009 at 11:19 am

I guess in America, everyone has the opportunity to turn the page.

ManchuCandidate September 9, 2009 at 11:20 am

I guess there is going to be a lot of talk about how attractive the Jonas Brothers are and how to IM without getting caught.

Kev-O-Tron September 9, 2009 at 11:23 am

The inside of Mark Foley’s mind must look like the Neverland Ranch.

OT but Cougar McCain’s on the Today Show. She says it’s high time we do something for people suffering from migraines but healthcare reform….meh.

norbizness September 9, 2009 at 11:25 am

Original title: Boys! Boys! Boys!

Texan Bulldoggette September 9, 2009 at 11:25 am

So is NAMBLA gonna be a sponsor?

thejesusandmarycheney September 9, 2009 at 11:27 am

a journey inside that mind must look like some fucked-up Disney ride populated by grabby Catholic priests in Reagan masks and naked gyrating twinks, blue blazers, CK briefs, and khakis crumpled next to the stripper poles.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 9, 2009 at 11:28 am

The cognitive disconnect between Foley’s leering pedophiliac mug and the FIT personal training hottie is mind-blowing, I tell you.

bureaucrap September 9, 2009 at 11:29 am

It’s just another example of our Constitution’s vigor: Every American has a sacred right under the First amendment to make a fool of himself repeatedly in public.

sham69 September 9, 2009 at 11:31 am

I can just picture him walking right into that radio station and saying, “Whose dick do I gotta suck to get a radio show around here?”

Decker September 9, 2009 at 11:32 am

“Inside the Mind of Mark Foley” – every bit as appetizing as “Inside the Cum Soaked Thong of a Republican Lobbyist”. Thanks for the brain scars, GOP.

thejesusandmarycheney September 9, 2009 at 11:35 am

[re=405395]thejesusandmarycheney[/re]: Ew, that guy probably has, like, chest hair! No Foley Holey for him.

Noonan September 9, 2009 at 11:36 am

There are a lot worse places on Mark Foley to go inside of.

gurukalehuru September 9, 2009 at 11:36 am

North PALM Beach, LOL

Jim Demintia September 9, 2009 at 11:36 am

This show, which is already the greatest radio program ever conceived, will be like a combination of Howard Stern and Captain Kangaroo.

Min September 9, 2009 at 11:39 am

Is North Palm Beach really that hard up for radio personalities?

friendlyskies September 9, 2009 at 11:42 am

Leftist Mad Libs!

Inside the [fill in blank] of Mark Foley

S.Luggo September 9, 2009 at 11:53 am

[re=405429]friendlyskies[/re]: Trousers.

groove September 9, 2009 at 11:53 am

Lip freakin’.

Native of SL UT September 9, 2009 at 11:55 am

Is he going to get a studio Sybian like Stern? For the boys?

thejesusandmarycheney September 9, 2009 at 11:59 am

[re=405429]friendlyskies[/re]: poppers cabinet

Norbert September 9, 2009 at 12:03 pm

[re=405429]friendlyskies[/re]: jejunum

SeminoleInDior September 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Oh boy! Christmas comes twice this year!

ella September 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm

“Inside the Mind of Mark Foley” Empty enough to be an echo chamber.

factnorfiction September 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm

Assuming you aren’t joking about the title of this promising show, I am going to go ready myself for this with a handle of vodka+Tylenol

AbstinenceOnly Ed September 9, 2009 at 12:30 pm

When Mark Foley says, “Good morning, my fellow Americans. It’s great to be returning to you after a dark and trying period in my life. I have transgressed; I have sinned. I’m no boy scout,” he imbues the last sentence with such wistful regret, such pathos, such deep longing, that you can really feel his remorse.

Well Mark, you’ll always be an eagle scout in my book!

Gopherit September 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm

You can measure with an egg timer how quickly this is going to degenerate into the Drunken Mark Foley Morning Show.

Mr Blifil September 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm

I look forward to his upcoming interview with Sanford.

Enturbulate September 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm

I have GOT to get out of Florida! This Seaview 960 radio station is staffed by some of the biggest tools in radio, which is saying a hell of a lot. Included in the cast of scrotes is local radio legend (sic) Dick Farrel. His little audio hate fests are amazing displays of right-wing paranoia. Lookie! He has is own style free website on which you can listen to his podcast diatribes! Fun! http://dickfarrel.net/default.aspx

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 9, 2009 at 1:17 pm

[re=405429]friendlyskies[/re]: Ben-wa balls.

QueenOfTheDamned September 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm

He’s going to cohost, simulcast, or whatever with Mark Sanford in South Carolina. They’re going to IM and email each other on air. And random unsuspecting congresscretins who haven’t been outed yet. And Lindsay Graham.

bopumofu September 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm

Y’äll back off. Rumor has it Bachman’S husband cured him of teh ghey. He’s a real American now.

thejesusandmarycheney September 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm

[re=405703]QueenOfTheDamned[/re]: I can’t wait to find out LiGra’s insane fetish. Ten bucks on “emetophilia”

badmuthagoose September 9, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Inside the Ass of Mark Foley.

Someone had to say it.

QueenOfTheDamned September 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm

[re=405712]thejesusandmarycheney[/re]: I don’t know; I would think it would almost have to involve teabags myself. But if you’re right, and he likes to receive, finding “partners” must be a breeze. Practically anybody who meets him.

zhubajie September 9, 2009 at 7:11 pm

And does he come out of the closet as a pederast?

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