Wonkette
On Wednesday and Thursday the Internet’s First Daughter, Meghan McCain, will be appearing on The View, America’s most threatening daytime pastiche! She will be filling in for one of the ladies, the Elizabeth one, who plays an uninformed blond conservative named “Elizabeth.” It will be the greatest performance of young Meg’s blossoming guest-hosting/role modeling/media criticism/blog/Tina Brown/Twitter/The Hills/boys!!/punditry career. She will obviously be interviewing Rod Blagojevich.
Actually, Meg is uniquely qualified to interview Rod Blagojevich because of insider Beltway political networking. Bonus political insider trivia: Daily Beast columnist Meghan McCain is also Senator John McCain’s (R-AZ) daughter! Writes M.M. in A Very Prescient Daily Beast Column about how women are the only ones who can be role models for women, in terms of engaging with (and within!) their own womenhood, while televized:
Among the guests this week is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, which for me is kind of like putting a piece of chocolate cake in front of someone on the Atkins diet.
It’s really too meaningful, to even try to pin down the meaning, is what she is saying.
Why must you find everything funny Wonkett?
Well of course she will use her Blago interview to smear Barry, because of the Chicago Mafia.
they are rivals of the Arizona Mafia of Cindy McCain. Meagans mother = Mafia wars! Just stone cold gang fights.
Um, she’s on Atkins? Might want to try South Beach, sweetie.
She intends to eat Blagojevich’s hair so that she will gain his POWER.
Pretty simple, really.
The View was really the only place where I could watch women of different ages and backgrounds talk about current events in an open forum.
I tremble in fear.
Also, Rod Blagojevich::Chocolate cake as Big hair::Fish
Megan gets Rod.
There is no way that this can end well.
CLEARLY Meg meant that Rod Blagojevich is like chocolate cake in that being with him would TOTALLY ruin her figure before prom. Like pregnancy.
Well, she certainly can’t be any less informed than Elizabeth. That woman has the IQ of wet cement.
I would’ve preferred this mensa meeting to have happened on I’m a celebrity, get me hout of here!
That little intellectual heft appearing together at the same place and same time will create a giant vacuum, the power of which will form a black hole, sucking into its maw all and everything. We will all die. Though that is better than listening to this interview, I imagine.
gurukalehuru:
She likes rod, much like a small, round bird the truth of that statement can be discerned in her incessant tweeting. To be fair, I like women who like rod, there are limitless interesting and educational activities which I indulge in with a female rod fan.
I just don’t know that Megs gets a lot of rod, so her excitement at the upcoming opportunity for a little one on one with a famous rod is both understandable and natural, it’s the presence of all those other women while she is working on the rod I find a bit unsettling. Perhaps they’ll take turns and perhaps each will wait patiently for her turn because otherwise, it’s bound to lead to sin.
At least, that’s the way it always works out in porn.
Doglessliberal:
True dat. I prefer quick and painless than the unending pain of feeling my neurons explode one at a time.
Okay so the “Atkins diet” is one where you exclude talking to Rod Blagojevich from your daily routine?
Why doesn’t anyone TELL me these things, I can totally do that diet.
I’m getting a migraine, just contemplating this sort of Q-list harmonic convergence.
Doglessliberal: Large B-Rod Collider?
jasper f. krone: Just think of the potential here, actually. If we could harness it somehow, we could have power for the whole world.
WAT?!? No noodie pitchers of the Divine Miss M????
This should be interesting. Even moreso than the typical Blago interview. The man is straight of The Wire. The white Clay Davis.
Doglessliberal: Like its namesake, MTBF would be too small and MTTR would be too large. Each 5 minutes of operation results in a 4-month shutdown for maintenance. It’s a fatal design flaw.
jasper f. krone: but this is different. We have the Power of the Hair working on our side here.
Rod will do his Elvis impersonation on “The View” while Meg channels Pat Nixon.
The totality of the interview will be
She asks me why
I’m just a hairy guy
The conversation will then regress to yelling about whether anything predated christians.
I’d hit it. Over and over again.
You guys gotta stop being hard on plucky Meg McCabe, First Daughter. She’s funny and she’s HAWT
I’m starting to wonder if Meggie is a natural blonde. Is there, um, some way someone could find out?
Will there be an unrated director’s cut of this? Cuz I got 5 on it.
Better American Than You: Give me a blow gun, 2 quarts of sodium pentathol and a brick of Natty Light, I’ll find you out anything you wanna know, sweetness.
norbizness: Meghan McCain interviewing Blago? What powerful levers did Wonkette pull to make this happen? Is Mark Sanford going to be a guest too?
She’s a republican who likes sex - he’s a F*$%# M#&*! HOT %$$#@ !!$&*$ !@#$!!1!
Wait, she’s going to let Blago serve her the Poo Poo Platter?
Keywords:
Rod View Meghan Filling In Elizabeth
Google those. With the adult filter off.
I dare you.
Meg’s jungle fever rears its head once again!! She could have used “tiramisu”, “cherry cheesecake”, “creme brulee”, “tapioca pudding” or any number of other race-neutral desserts for her analogy. But notice, she chose “chocolate cake”!!!
I’ll have the Whoopi cake, with three scoops of vanilla ice cream and some nuts, please.
Well, since she’s taken personal responsibility and worked real hard to get into Columbia, and pulled herself up by the bootstraps, I am sure she is qualified.
Why did Blago want her as the interviewer? There is a story behind that for sure.
Anyway, Maggie, we know you read this, I hope you don’t have the prescription drug, I mean migrane curse
At first I thought “MM” stood for Malkin.
Maggie, do you support Malkin, or do you reject and denounce her.
There is no other acceptable answer in politics.
So the Atkins diet is the one where you can eat as much chocolate cake as you want, but no veggies or fruit?
Man, the fat girls always go right to the food metaphors, don’t they?
Walnuts(!) don’t fall far from the tree.
I thought Ron Paul’s daughter, Ayn, was the “first daughter of the internet”.
Would I hit it…would I? Would I?
Yes.
I am slathering myself in Devil’s Food batter right now.
Come to me, Meghan.
“Among the guests this week is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, which for me is kind of like putting a piece of chocolate cake in front of someone on the Atkins diet.”
Wait, wait…so Rod has a chocolate cock?
You guys are terrible. If I had a daughter I would consign her to a convent just to keep her out of the line of fire, so to speak.
Blago just can’t stop. Keep up with his antics at http://www.rodblagojevich.com