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IMPORTANT 9/11- AND WHOOPI GOLDBERG-RELATED INFORMATION: Next up on Rudy Giuliani’s eight-year September 11th press junket: an appearance on The View, on 9/11! Never forget… to set your DVRs. [Ben Smith]
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on Tue September 1 2009
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Sweet Jeebus! We’re talking a potentially catastrophic convergence of crapulence here.
And on 9/12 he’s off to Iowa!
And I thought Las Vegas was where washed-up acts go to die quietly…
This made me LOL.
How long until we get special 9/11 sales?
NEVER FORGET… OUR LOW, LOW PRICES!
They should totally freak him out and have a fake emergency lock down right on the show.
Or you can rent a documentary on rats for pretty much the same effect.
What’s so unusual about America’s scariest guy on our National Day of Fear.
Rudy is like the Santa Claus of 9/11
I’ll never forget how he cleared all of the toxin-laden debris instantaneously through the power of close-proximity mistress-fucking.
Excuse me, Guiliani has the copyright and trademark to this date between 9/10 and 9/12. You just can’t use it in a blog without legal permission, after all, he is the be-and-end all authority on the attack, because he was THERE, walking around. Expect to hear from him and his lawyers.
Maybe he’ll talk about his old partner in crime, Bernie Kerik, currently awaiting trial for alleged federal offenses.
That 911iani is appearing on The View on this date means no other, supposedly more prestigious, media outlet wanted anything to do with him. Unless I am not with it, and The View is held in higher esteem than I imagine.
The hole in the ground where the World Trade Center used to be is always ugly. But then, so is Rudy Giuliani.
Johnny Zhivago: If Santa Claus screamed in the faces of small children and then made fun of them for crying.
blah blah, September 11, blah blah, September 11, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, September 11, blah blah, blah blah, September 11, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, September 11, blah blah, September 11, blah blah
Sorry, I’m sick of him. And btw JULIE, why why why on Gaia’s gray ASS are we looking at an alt-text-less photo of Rudy NOT IN DRAG?!
Why didn’t you use the picture of him in a dress? I mean, one of the pictures of him in a dress. Those are some funny pictures.
In a sign of solidarity with 9/11, upon entrance, Rudy will blow himself, and the set, up.
Remember for like twelve weeks in 2007 when Rudy was totally gonna be the GOP president? Wow that was some fun. He approached his campaign like a sugar daddy hitting on a street wise teenage prosititute. And got the same result.
Whoopi: “Governor, thanks for being on the show! Now, I’ve had this question for you ever since saw you on Saturday Night Live…”
Rudy: “Hahahaha, uh-oh.”
Whoopi: “Why did you make a sweetheart deal with Motorola to use their police communicators even though the chiefs of police and fire told you they didn’t work in buildings? And follow up, was the 150,000 in campaign contributions they gave you worth the deaths of 200 of our Finest and Bravest who never received the call to get out of the tower after the first one collapsed?”
Rudy is like Al Bundy…former glory is what sustains him in the emptiness he now finds is his life.
I heard Princess Meghan McCain will also host The View. Is it washed up GOP week?
ShamWow: Leave Meghan alone! (cries)
5 bucks to the commercial airline pilot who jettisons a bathroom tank through the roof of that building.
jagorev: that would be so great.
jagorev: ONLY 93 DOLLARS DOWN ON THIS BRAND NEW CAR! LET’S ROLL, AMERICA!!!
Baconcat: I’d also like to know why he and others decided to put the city’s emergency communications center in the Trade Center after the first attack on it.
One. Trick. Pony.
Will he be appearing as himself, or as his drag persona, “Barbara Walters”?
V572625694: Branson Mo. For those even too obscure for Vegas.
SayItWithWookies: Think about it. That means his hole is even UGLIER!
Damn!! I just accidentally smashed my DVR to smithereens with a sledgehammer and burned the tiny plastic and metal pieces with a propane torch.
Guess I’ll have to miss it.
Like Peter Griffin said of this non-existent 9/11 movie September 11th, 2000-fun:
“You know, it-it’s real, real old-style comedy, you know, it’s like-it’s like two pies in the face, and one in a field in Pennsylvania.”