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Latest Sketchy Rock Creek Dead Person Was… An ACLU Lobbyist

The land of SadnessPolice found some new dead guy being dead last Friday in Rock Creek Park, Washington’s #1 secret murder location. Was he just some hobo, or was he… A CIVIL LIBERTIES LOBBYIST? He was a civil liberties lobbyist! “The man who was found dead in Rock Creek Park on Friday has been identified as Larry Frankel, 54. Frankel was State Legislative Director for the ACLU’s Washington Legislative Office, and previously served as executive director of the ACLU of Pennsylvania. Sources say Frankel had been missing since at least Wednesday, and preliminary word is that he died of natural causes. D.C. police found Frankel face down in a creek in the park on Friday morning. He was dressed in jogging clothes.” Why would Gary Condit do this again? [DCist]


1:47 PM on Mon August 31 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. Doglessliberal says at 1:51 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Note to self: DO NOT go running in Rock Creek Park. Ever.

  2. teebob2000 says at 1:52 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Score: Death panels 1, Olds 0

  3. dum librul says at 1:53 pm, August 31st, 2009

    K, I’m just gonna go ahead and make a list of professions Bill O’Reilly regularly denounces so as never to end up in one of those fields.

  4. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 1:59 pm, August 31st, 2009

    And Bill O’Reilly was away from his show Thursday and Friday…., Coincidence?

  5. Aurelio says at 2:00 pm, August 31st, 2009

    A lotta corpses turn up in Rock Creek Park. And those are just the ones we know about. What about the other ones that actually got buried there? Will the resurrection of the dead begin in Rock Creek Park? And who will come up first? Offed lobbyists? Disappeared Congressional girlfriends? Obama’s health care plan? Who knows?

  6. V572625694 says at 2:00 pm, August 31st, 2009

    See, this is when the First Amendment comes up against the Second Amendment, if the Second Amendment gives you the right to drown somebody in a creek, which it probably does if you ask Scalia.

  7. mookworthjwilson says at 2:03 pm, August 31st, 2009

    ooo…so i guess that means there is a job opening at the ACLU…

  8. Doglessliberal says at 2:05 pm, August 31st, 2009

    V572625694: Scallia probably says it REQUIRES you to.

  9. hobospacejunkie says at 2:05 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Is this where they arrested Robert Hanssen, the spy? I watched the HBO movie and the creek sounds familiar. But then probably every city has a park called Rock Creek. And a creek called Rock.

  10. Doglessliberal says at 2:08 pm, August 31st, 2009
  11. WadISay says at 2:09 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Maybe he thought it was like a post-mortem Jewish dating service and he went there to meet Chandra Levy. Too soon?

  12. Kingbee says at 2:09 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Next John Grisham novel in 3..2..1..!

  13. hobospacejunkie:

    No, Robert Hanssen was arrested in Foxstone Park, over in Northern Virginia (Vienna area). Vienna (and the whole of Northern Virgina) is creepy for its bland cookie cutter neighborhoods and appalling traffic.

    Oh, and Cheney lives over that side of the River now, right by CIA headquarters. Enough said.

  14. magic titty says at 2:12 pm, August 31st, 2009

    I, for one, would not be caught dead in “jogging clothes”.

  15. He must have died of a bleeding heart.

  16. hiphophitler says at 2:18 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Thank you for restoring the mouseovers. I will now buy the trashy novel. Crisis averted.

  17. DangerousLiberal says at 2:27 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Where was Dick Cheney during all this? Sensors detect a conspiracy, captain.

    Hey, makes more sense than Hillary/Vince Foster.

  18. teebob2000 says at 2:29 pm, August 31st, 2009

    ph7: Win.

  19. El Pinche says at 2:40 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Libtards need their conspiracies, too. Teabaggers keep hoggin them these days.

  20. Doris Ziffel says at 3:04 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Oh you people think everything is funny.

  21. Capitol Hillbilly says at 3:10 pm, August 31st, 2009

    mookworthjwilson: Yes and maybe a rent-controlled apartment!

  22. Paul Tardy says at 5:07 pm, August 31st, 2009

    We don’t even have commie care yet and look what happened. Just imagine what would have happened if Obama Care was in place.

  23. S.Luggo says at 5:59 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Eric Cantor’s emory board was found jammed into his bloody ear and Miss McConnell’s pilates mat wrapped around his head.

  24. Mr Blifil says at 6:20 pm, August 31st, 2009

    He died serene in the knowledge that his assailant’s rights will be scrupulously observed down to the niceties.

  25. V572625694: The second amendment protects both hands and guns. Since it was my hands that held him the creek, it was fully protected. The ACLU are completely behind me on this.

  26. Grossed Out says at 10:49 pm, August 31st, 2009

    Maybe it’s because I’m friends with a former coworker and friend of the victim, but I find the tone of this item–and the comments–really fucking nauseating. “Dead guy being dead”…witty! (No, not witty: just gross.)

    I’m not usually a scold but this is really sad news and the chorus of witless jokes on here are coming, indeed, “too soon.”

  27. Grossed Out says at 10:51 pm, August 31st, 2009

    P.S. And if anyone tries to discredit my point on the basis of my glaring grammatical error I will hurt them.

  28. LoweredPeninsula says at 2:54 am, September 1st, 2009

    Why doesn’t Washington just get it over, already, and rename the damned thing “Death Creek Park”?

  29. outside the beltway says at 1:09 pm, September 1st, 2009

    If all this “humor” at Larry’s expense is any measure of what constitutes entertainment in DC, no wonder people disdain the DC beltway culture. Dead guy in Rock Creek Park? Haha funny! Oh, and he worked for the ACLU? Hilarious!
    Fact: Larry’s death wasn’t “sketchy”; he died of natural causes and had the bad luck of having it happen while jogging in RCP. He was a good guy - please show some respect.

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