Jim Inhofe Didn't Even Read 'Harry Potter,' But He Still Hates Mudbloods
Ken Layne reviews Infinite Jest , or some other book. [ Las Vegas Weekly ]
Honestly, there's really no point in reading something you've already been paid to vote against. [ Think Progess ]
Convicts need their stimulus checks just as much as the next guy. How else can they afford to have The Club™ surgically installed in their pooper? [ RedState ]
Your children will be brainwashed with Mao's Little Red Book, and then they will coerce you into participating in the Census. [ Michelle Malkin ]
The problem with investigating torture is that it might have a "chilling effect" on torture! [ Matt Yglesias ]