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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Regarding John Edwards’ long-delayed admission that he knocked up that new-age video gal and made her hide his baby all this time, commenter Vewol Mevemont says, “That child is the grandson of a mill worker.” And that, friends, is made of WIN.
NEVER admit it!
Well played, Vewol!
That child has the grand hair too.
Well done, VM — and I was going to ask why there’s not a Comment of the Morning graphic, but I guess it’s always afternoon somewhere.
I stand in awe.
I first read that as “long-delayed emission”.
*bows* Smart and pithy. Nail on the fucking head.
But the child is also the grandson of a horse-killing lawyer. Rielle Hunter’s (a.k.a. “Lisa Jo Druck’s”) father, James Druck, was involved in a big horse-murder insurance fraud in the early 1980’s.
FInely crafted, short and sweet…yes! Win!
But what does fail look like, or even smell like ??? Hmmmm, does it smell like this ? :
FOXNEWS FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!
Luntz, you were too busy throwing handfuls of butter down your piehole and getting fatter, you forgot to screen the focus group.
Kudos. Chastity is the soul of twits. Or something.
Well done, Vewol. I choke down my bitter resentment to give you a manly ass-pat.
John Edwards was just trying to live the life of a Kennedy.
I love the short and sweet ones.
Lisa Jo Druck. I would also change my last name if it rhymed with fuck. But how the fuck she landed on Rielle, not to mention Hunter, beggars belief. Poor kid. He’s gonna have great hair yet probably be looney tunes like his mom.
He and his wife had their last kids to make up for the loss of their eldest, killed in a car wreck. Replacement kids to look better on a political stage.
His wife, who has cancer, goes around the country on a tour humping her book. Sorry, if I had a second bout with cancer and had kids under the age of ten, you would find it hard to get me very far away from them. Same with him… he should have been with his kids not trying to be elected President (or making new kids).
These people are just as bad as Vick. No feeling for anyone or anything other than their own pleasure or desire. To spend more than 15 minutes on this ass wipe or attach Mother Teresa status to his wife is insulting to people who have real struggles in life.
Brings a fucking tear to the eye. Let’s elect it president.
I wonder once again if Ann Coulter will retract her “total fag” remark.
Jumping Jim: Edwards being an asshole doesn’t mean you get to be one, too.
Brendan M.: Sorry you feel saying a pox on all of them makes someone an asshole.
Vewol is the pithy.
I’m touched. I’m going to be very sad if he doesn’t use this opportunity to bring up the mill where he grew up, went to school, and was born.
Does his baby or his baby-mama have health insurance?
I am the father of Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin. There’s two different mothers. Yes, they are step-sisters.
I am sorry that I did not raise them in a better manner.