- If you are going to doodle swastikas all over the place because you are angry about the possibility of receiving affordable health care, at least have the courtesy to draw them correctly, and not make them all fruity and wobbly. Because it looks like your swastika has osteoporosis, which means it will most certainly be euthanized by Obama’s death panel. [Think Progress]
- Speaking of spray-painting swastikas. The culprit is obviously that black congressman. This whole thing is a chapter lifted from Sherlock Holmes and the Self-Inflicted Hate Crime Swastika. [Weekly Standard]
- Speaking of black people. They are awfully similar to that cartoon character, Felix the Cat. So says the Financial Times, the reigning champion of shard-born analogies. [Matt Yglesias]
- The House Judiciary Committee released a titanic load of Bush regime emails, concerning that whole Karl Rove attorney-purge debacle from God-knows-how-many-years-ago. As you can probably imagine, the folks over at TPM are already busy finger-bangin’ the shit out of these documents. [TPM]
- Listen when Levi Johnston has something to say. For he is America’s resident expert on impregnating teenage girls. And you should respect that. [This Was Already On Wonkette This Morning, Riley, a Few Posts Down]
Health Care Advocates Decorate Their Offices With Swastikas, Definitive Proof They Are Enormous Nazis
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Mmmmm, finger banging. [drools]
Levi Johnston: The Baby Daddy of da Baby Daddies
Any news of Liz Becton? I miss her.
How To Take Down The Healthcare Lobbyists
http://msmpost.com/news/127/ARTICLE/1347/2009-08-06.html
[re=383468]chascates[/re]: Who said you can call her Liz???
Was it the finger-banging or the swastikas that brought Miss Liz to mind?
[re=383469]Foolitics[/re]: I thought you already got the ban-hammer for being a troll.
fingerbanging? impregnating teenage girls? sounds like the county fair is back in town!
Riley, no more college. Stay full-time. We like you here.
Ahhh…those guys at TPM are adorable, thinking that all their muckraking, investigating, and reporting and shit is actually going to matter to anyone important. Like the rest of the press is going to care that there’s now actual proof that Karl Rove should wind up jail.
Finger banging? Oh, Riley, you grew up so fast.
Felix the Cat: Barack Obama
The Professor: Newt Gingrich
Poindexter: Tim Geitner
Rock Bottom: Rush Limbaugh
The Master Cylinder: Dick Cheney
Those are some piss-poor swastikas …
… more likely the result of some sloppy KRULL enthusiasts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W4MgawwFEs&feature=related
Riley, there comes a time in every Wonkette intern’s life when Ken Layne takes them aside and says “Pull my finger.”
Your time is near.
Choose wisely.
Obama is an awful lot like a cartoon cat…who is black…and he should learn a lesson from this because the dude who drew the cartoon died of alcoholism. Doesn’t anyone EDIT these things? It’s like opinion columnists are all trying to write like Sarah Palin speaks nowadays.
And bring back Soul Train. I miss Clarissa.
[re=383456]Barrett808[/re]: Read my mind.
I DON’T WANT NOBAMA ABORTING MY FETUSES *AND THEN* REFUSING THEM LIFE SUPPORT! UH UH NO WAY.
Better TPM than me trying to read all those memos. Mind you, the handwriting looks suspiciously like Charlie Manson scrawling “Helter Skelter,” so QED.
[re=383469]Foolitics[/re]: Why haven’t you been drawn, quartered & fed to starving wolves yet?
One of these days Levi is gonna realize the cash bonanza that could be his in the gay porn industry.
The swastika was put there by none other than Barry himself, since Obama is literally Hitler.
[re=383558]SmutBoffin[/re]: Truly, the truth is out there.
But given the fact that the Nazi imagery so neatly dovetails with the left’s smearing of health-care protesters as fascists, isn’t it more likely that this act of vandalism was committed by one of Scott’s supporters?
Oh right — it’s all the liberals’ fault. Certainly nobody on the right has been trying to make the ludicrous comparison between liberals and fascists. Like writing a book called Liberal Fascism or anything like that. Or like Glenn Beck constantly drawing the parallel between socialism and national socialism (which are the same in the exact way that lightning and lightning bugs are the same); or like good ol’ Rush Limbaugh, who as we know is nothing but an entertainer. When are these liberals going to stop with their slander?
Hm.
First it was all these “grundle-pumping” references, and now it’s all about the “finger-banging”.
Not to read too much into it, but you Wonkette guys need to meet some nice girls. Or at least a girl that can be nice for, say, 15 to 20 minutes…
When swastikas happen here, it gets investigated quickly- of course, we don’t have
many scumbag droolers like in Georgia- at least not downcounty. I understand the wingnuts live up in Poolesville and Darnestown.
Does anyone have any idea what that Weakly Standard dipshit was trying to say? I am not sure the author did, either. The wingers are growing dumber right before our very eyes, the dipshits.
[re=383662]DangerousLiberal[/re]: I also tried to read that Weekly Standard drek. I think the “author” was trying to say “Hay guise, remember all those things that awful racists and neo-nazis actually did to actual people, over and over again, for, like, centuries? Well, forget about all that nonsense, because I know of an isolated incident of some kid getting shitfaced and throwing prophylactics around in a cemetery!”
[re=383678]The Station Manager[/re]: Right. Because shaking the fuck out of a rubber and onto a cross or whatever is Clearly a hate crime… totally analogous to the beating Mulugeta Seraw took from some patriotic souls who disapproved of his Africanness. Yes, it’s absolutely respectable, honest, even ennobling to draw such a comparison between the two.
[re=383601]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
Or like Glenn Beck constantly drawing the parallel between socialism and national socialism (which are the same in the exact way that lightning and lightning bugs are the same)
That, good sir, is an awesome analogy. Plaudits to you.
[re=383690]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Or James Byrd, or that Mathew Shepard fellow. What’s the big deal? It’s not like someone flung some condoms at someone’s crucifix or anything.
I hope it doesn’t come to this, but it may be that one of these wingnuts will go McVeigh and the Right can eat a bag of crocodile dicks for inciting it.
Funny the Weekly Standard fucktard didn’t mention the stupid chick who carved up her own face the wrong way and then lied and said a black guy did it.
I thought that was the Bat Signal.
“…which are the same in the exact way that lightning and lightning bugs are the same…” — sayitwithwookies, channeling the ghost of Mark Twain.
We only steal from the best sources here.
“I can say, and say with some pride, that in the United States we have legislatures that command among the highest prices in the world.” — Mark Twain
[re=383479]ShamWow[/re]: Foolitics should get his health care ended by a death panel for being of no value to society, for posting crap like this on his website: “Sarah Palin use her grandson Trig like shark bait in attempt to gain political advantages over other politicians. During her resignation speech, Palin said the world needed more kids like Trig. Why would the world need more Down Syndrome babies and not less?”
I leave counting the number of stupidities in this statement as an exercise for the reader.
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“It is better to remain silent than to open your mouth, foo’.” — old Chinese adage, recently retranslated
“I hope it doesn’t come to this, but it may be that one of these wingnuts will go McVeigh and the Right can eat a bag of crocodile dicks for inciting it.”
As don’t we all, but do we want to even give the appearance of going down that Cheney/September 11 allusion road … personally, I don’t blame the entire Right for the excesses of psychopaths like McVeigh, or even the author of the anthrax terror job. There’s a spectrum from moderate conservative to ultraconservative to extremist to nutjob. I consider anything from extremist on out to be a true mental condition (as in DSM IV).
What really worries me is that once respectable politicians like Romney are giving credence to certifiable mental cases like Limblow, who are completely out of touch with reality.
What a shame!
My feelings are deeply hurt by such an incompentently designed swastika!
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