Wonkette
Former president Bill Clinton gathered together a bunch of his dude friends and celebrated his 63rd birthday in Las Vegas eating steaks cut from the loins of actual angels and topped with a port wine reduction. Guests included rum-soaked popinjay Terry McAuliffe and Steve Bing, that guy who impregnated Liz Hurley once. Clinton’s “real” birthday is August 19. [The Caucus]
Can a Clinton get lap dance?
Even the pooch wants to give him head.
Was President W.C. Fields accidentally punched out by Mike Tyson’s overzealous air-drumming to the strains of In the Air Tonight?
The wife is away on an intercontinental business trip, so the Big Dog goes to Vegas for an “Energy Summit”.
Sounds about right.
Do the actions in that picture qualify as a menage a trois?
ManchuCandidate: A lapdog dance.
Wiener on wiener with wiener.
How pricey? The 8-ounce wagyu New York strip steak goes for $240. (Potatoes and other sides are extra.) — I bet after they ate they all got to play a pre-release demo of the Beatles version of Rock Band.
Clamps: Maybe that’s why she got all shirty with that kid in the Congo?
He has a thing for brunettes
SlipperyDick: Hmmm. Or maybe Dog on wiener with kuntomambo?
Really, Liz Hurley? Really? Jesus.
The Big Dog’s gettin’ it from the little dog while Hilldog looks on. I tried to talk a girlfriend or two into this kind of action but she always vetoed. I should’ve hooked up with that horse-fucker dude.
Beltway Bully: +1
SlipperyDick: It does appear that everyone at the party was peniled. Even the pricey New York-Japanese stripper was one hunk of meat.
Is that picture from the dinner theater production of “Sylvia” that Bill and Hillary did in Chappaqua?
Oh, Hillary’s not going to be there. STRIPPER CAKE. Whatever happens in Las Vegas, etc.
“Get this drug-sniffing dog away from me, his nose is cold.”
“rum-soaked popinjay Terry McAuliffe” is the most apt description I’ve ever heard of that drunken loser.
Srsly, for him going to North Korea, everybody else ought to look the other way just once.
WadISay: Those of us with delicate sensibilities* will have to look the other way anyway.
*for gigolos
Bill Clinton always has about a dozen or so birthday parties for himself. Except he never, ever gets the check. Also, this is the first time that it wasn’t also a fund raiser. It wasn’t a fund raiser?
All bj’s well earned.
Thanks Bubba and many more!!
Iz this a step up from Monica?
August 19th? What makes you so sure — was it the Arkansas birth certificate, the Hawai’i one, or the one from Kenya. WHO IS THE FATHER? Natural born? I don’t think so.
TGY: What does a fellow have to do to get a little Appalachin Trail time, knowwhutimean?
Come here a minute: Bill Clinton was born in Hope, Arkansas.
Arkansas used to be part of the Louisiana Territory, ruled by the FRENCH.
So which is it Bill (or should I say: Guillaume), are you American, or a Frenchman?
Hell, every day is Bill Clinton’s birthday. Big Dog days of summer indeed.
But then Hilldog popped out of the cake in a bikini and the room quickly filled with vomit.
That’s a great picture of poor old “Buddy.” Is it true that Bill O’Reilly paid someone to hit him with their Hummer?
Don Juanquete: Lapdog dance? You rule. As does the use of the word “popinjay.” Also.
SayItWithWookies: I saw him on Park Ave NYC last Thursday, AND I wrote my Wonkette about it - but did a brotha get a Wonk’d?? Nope.
It occurs to me that Bill Clinton may be one of the few men in the world who has had sex with Hillary Rodham Clinton. Can you imagine?
ForTheTurnstiles: I think you “misunderestimate” the woman.
Where did Monica get that awesome coat?
Roger the Shrubber: Raw eggs in the kibble, I think.
The Neocon AIPAC Bush Family Clintons.
Left and rights of passage
Black and whites of youth
Who can face the knowledge
That the truth is not the truth?
Obsolete
Absolute
Single payer?
Medicare for all?
Off the table?
Just like Impeachment was…