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"TREAT ME NICE" ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IRONIC

ROD BLAGOJEVICH IS YOUR NEW KING OF POP: Failed atavistic Fellini villain Rod Blagojevich has been spotted peddling his clownish Elvis impersonation grift at a parade in downtown Chicago. Shame on you Rod Blagojevich, for this obvious insult to the memory of John Hughes. [Chicago Tribune]


4:51 PM on Mon August 10 2009
By Juli Weiner
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  1. snideinplainsight says at 4:53 pm, August 10th, 2009

    SAVE TRIG!

  2. “Blagojevich?…Blagojevich?…Blagojevich?…”

    It’s just not the same.

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 5:03 pm, August 10th, 2009

    Oh, good lord — the man lies as well as he sings.
    http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=3163671&ref=fpblg

  4. edgydrifter says at 5:05 pm, August 10th, 2009

    He’s the hair-sausage king of Chicago.

  5. JadedDIssonance says at 5:31 pm, August 10th, 2009

    really off key. really. I love that lady’s reaction…mid-recit: What The Fuck?

  6. John Who?

    John Woo?

    Awesome.

  7. zhubajie says at 6:05 pm, August 10th, 2009

    How come he’s not doing his Joliet Jake imitation in Joliet?

    Zhu Bajie

  8. masterdebater says at 6:09 pm, August 10th, 2009

    Please Rod, don’t go away mad…

  9. Paul Tardy says at 7:58 pm, August 10th, 2009

    Rod run on the liberterian party ticket. I got $20 waiting for your money bomb. Serious offer.

  10. hobospacejunkie says at 8:17 pm, August 10th, 2009

    Don’t you people act like you don’t miss good ol’ Rod. He provided countless days/weeks/months of entertainment for us and now you want to throw him under the bus, for freedom? Shame on you. Rod deserves our full support during this trying time as he attempts to put food on his family.

  11. DangerousLiberal says at 1:35 am, August 11th, 2009

    This photo cries out for alt-text, also. But it’s late, and I’m fresh out of ideas.

  12. villageatrois says at 5:51 am, August 11th, 2009

    Evruh body in the whole cell block (party)
    Wuz dancin to the jailhouse rock.

    Number 40 said to 33
    You’re the cutest jailbird I ever did see
    Then he said to 39 and 36
    Let’s go up to Wisconsin and suck some d…..

    Let’s Rod!
    Evruh body, let’s Rod!

  13. zhubajie says at 8:20 am, August 11th, 2009

    How come the Outfit hasn’t popped him yet?

  14. Woodwards Friend says at 9:56 am, August 11th, 2009

    John Hughes death was the Michael Jackson moment for middle class white people who grew up in the 1980’s. How dare Blago defile this moment. Excuse me, I need to go tape another stuffed animal to a light post outside a suburban high school.

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