ROD BLAGOJEVICH IS YOUR NEW KING OF POP: Failed atavistic Fellini villain Rod Blagojevich has been spotted peddling his clownish Elvis impersonation grift at a parade in downtown Chicago. Shame on you Rod Blagojevich, for this obvious insult to the memory of John Hughes. [Chicago Tribune]

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snideinplainsight August 10, 2009 at 4:53 pm


TGY August 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm


It’s just not the same.

SayItWithWookies August 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Oh, good lord — the man lies as well as he sings.

edgydrifter August 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm

He’s the hair-sausage king of Chicago.

JadedDIssonance August 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm

really off key. really. I love that lady’s reaction…mid-recit: What The Fuck?

jbd August 10, 2009 at 5:39 pm

John Who?

John Woo?


zhubajie August 10, 2009 at 6:05 pm

How come he’s not doing his Joliet Jake imitation in Joliet?

Zhu Bajie

masterdebater August 10, 2009 at 6:09 pm

Please Rod, don’t go away mad…

Paul Tardy August 10, 2009 at 7:58 pm

Rod run on the liberterian party ticket. I got $20 waiting for your money bomb. Serious offer.

hobospacejunkie August 10, 2009 at 8:17 pm

Don’t you people act like you don’t miss good ol’ Rod. He provided countless days/weeks/months of entertainment for us and now you want to throw him under the bus, for freedom? Shame on you. Rod deserves our full support during this trying time as he attempts to put food on his family.

DangerousLiberal August 11, 2009 at 1:35 am

This photo cries out for alt-text, also. But it’s late, and I’m fresh out of ideas.

villageatrois August 11, 2009 at 5:51 am

Evruh body in the whole cell block (party)
Wuz dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Number 40 said to 33
You’re the cutest jailbird I ever did see
Then he said to 39 and 36
Let’s go up to Wisconsin and suck some d…..

Let’s Rod!
Evruh body, let’s Rod!

zhubajie August 11, 2009 at 8:20 am

How come the Outfit hasn’t popped him yet?

Woodwards Friend August 11, 2009 at 9:56 am

John Hughes death was the Michael Jackson moment for middle class white people who grew up in the 1980′s. How dare Blago defile this moment. Excuse me, I need to go tape another stuffed animal to a light post outside a suburban high school.

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