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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

WHAT IS KOREA DOING TO YOUR WONKETTE? Well that was a fun last hour of HELL and NOTHING WORKING. Jesus. It makes sense, though, that after obliterating Twitter and Facebook, “they” would next set their Internet dragon on the third most important website, Wonkette. Hopefully it’s over. Thank you tech elves!


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6:07 PM on Thu August 6 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. thehelveticascenario says at 6:09 pm, August 6th, 2009

    But what does Fred Thompson have to say about this?

  2. drrty martini says at 6:11 pm, August 6th, 2009

    I think you’re on someone’s frienemies list.

  3. Jim89048 says at 6:12 pm, August 6th, 2009

    I know! None of my comments during that time are relevant anymore…

  4. BadKitty says at 6:13 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Whew… that was the longest hour of my life! I almost had to work.

  5. hobospacejunkie says at 6:14 pm, August 6th, 2009

    I figured Jim maxed out the company storage with his insatiable appetite for amputee porn.

  6. TJBeck says at 6:14 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Damn you Bill Clinton! You bartered away the internets!

  7. natteringnabomb says at 6:16 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Noonington’s computer boy?

  8. Scandalabra says at 6:16 pm, August 6th, 2009

    I was worried sick. I hear the “enemy list” is getting pretty long over there at the Reichstag.

  9. SayItWithWookies says at 6:16 pm, August 6th, 2009

    That was the series of tubes purging itself of the “wise empathetic latina will legislate from the bench” meme. It took a while, but on the bright side, there’s a stinking heap of BS at the colon end of it — ideally somewhere near Wasilla.

  10. OzoneTom says at 6:17 pm, August 6th, 2009

    That scared me. I thought that The Rapture had happend and I was Left Behind…

  11. slappypaddy says at 6:17 pm, August 6th, 2009

    the eye of sauron fixes our sweet wonkette in its mesmerizing gaze. for full an hour she is paralyzed, till snatched from the clutches of evil by the good elf techie.

  12. memzilla says at 6:19 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Oh noes! Our identities haz bin haxx0red!

  13. Extemporanus says at 6:20 pm, August 6th, 2009

    THANK GOG! I was starting to worry that my acid went bad!

    Here’s a screen grab of the
    HORRIFIC CARNAGE.

    But be forewarned—it’s quite graphic, and not for the faint of heart.

  14. Bearbloke says at 6:22 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Are you sure we’re not now trapped in the Alternative Universe Wonkette??..

  15. Suds McKenzie says at 6:22 pm, August 6th, 2009

    That half hour took me to a place beyond good and evil, where I was alone … in the dark, .. cold and shivering.

  16. Humpback says at 6:23 pm, August 6th, 2009

    You mean how it is now is how its SUPPOSED to be???

  17. desertwind says at 6:24 pm, August 6th, 2009

    I’m just glad it wasn’t me alone with this problem.

    Whew!

  18. Holding Out for a Hero says at 6:28 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Ok, which one of you pissed off Barry this time?

  19. Atheist Nun says at 6:29 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Bearbloke: OMGzzzzzzzzzz!!!1!!!!
    The background color changed from #fcf8e9 to #e9f2fc! THEY ARE WATCHING US.

  20. chascates says at 6:31 pm, August 6th, 2009

    It was the NRA, pissed because Sotomayor will now confiscate everyone’s guns and turn them into abortion tools.

  21. Joshua Norton says at 6:31 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Thank the FSM you’re back. I thought I inadvertently broke Wonkette.

  22. iwillsavethispatient says at 6:33 pm, August 6th, 2009

    I called it! Hope your server-hamster is recovering well.

  23. Canuckledragger says at 6:38 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Can’t says I care much about Twitter ‘coz it sux.

    Wonkette will survive, just like Gloria Gaynor did.

    But since FACEBOOK is CIA all the way, fuck&rickroll those trolls Lil Kim! Bubba’s got yer back!

  24. V572625694 says at 6:46 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Cruising for a stroke from the banhammer there, iwillsavethispatient?

  25. WhatTheHeck says at 6:54 pm, August 6th, 2009

    I gots news for you Jim. I hasn’t been just an hour. It’s either one of two evils:
    1) L’il Kim Jong has kidnapped the Wonkette for his nefarious crazy-ass plans. Or,
    2) The Insurance companies have managed to get inside the heads of a few republican, Jesusy types, to disrupt the large intertubes of the Wonkette.

    That, or you need more ram Scottie.

  26. iwillsavethispatient says at 6:54 pm, August 6th, 2009

    V572625694: Erm, yeah, I’m sorry about that. In my defense, how else will I keep up-to-date with the goings on of the lustrous Meg McCabe?

  27. stanpan says at 7:00 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Why are you blaming Chick Corea for cyber-vandalism? He’s just a musician, nothing more.

  28. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 7:09 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Oh, good, Wonkette is back! I can stop masturbating to hippopotamus-and-wizard cyberporn. (I think it’s cyber.)

  29. chascates says at 7:28 pm, August 6th, 2009

    stanpan: He is into Scientology now.

  30. The Station Manager says at 7:41 pm, August 6th, 2009

    chascates: Used properly, a gun is an abortion tool.

    …Gross.

  31. InbredSouthernKitty says at 8:19 pm, August 6th, 2009

    RedState is obviously clogged up tonight..won’t take a single post. I encourage all Wonketeers to take advantage of our poor RedState

  32. InbredSouthernKitty says at 8:23 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Ya’ll go on over to RedState and ask a patriot why Saxby Chambliss couldn’t fight in the war….his bad knees and all, that kept him out of Vietnam, but keep him in the top golfers in DC

  33. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 8:51 pm, August 6th, 2009

    Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT. I had the perfect rejoinder to your description of Fred Thompson (last post, before everything went to MOTHERFUCKING HELL IN A HANDBASKET). Now, I haz a profound sad. Boo.

    But Fred Thompson is still a gassy, corpulent waddlebutt. There. Chew on that, haxxors.

  34. stanpan says at 9:18 pm, August 6th, 2009

    chascates: Wha?! I guess next you’ll tell me that John McLaughlin isn’t really a guitarist but is instead a frog-faced shouty teevee turd.

  35. eclecticbrotha says at 10:34 am, August 7th, 2009

    Peggy Noonian Singh sicced Little Miss Hathaway on us.

  36. nader paul kucinich gravel says at 1:49 am, August 8th, 2009

    CIA Facebook
    MI6 CIA Mossad Twitter Toy

    Left and rights of passage, black and whites of youth.
    Who can face the knowledge that the truth is not the truth?
    Obsolete absolute.

    Anthrax Intimidation.
    JFK RFK MLK Malcolm.
    Israel-first dual-nationals.
    InfoWars on a PrisonPlanet?
    A very RawStory on PressTV.
    Whistle-Blower leaks multiply.
    Beware the divide and conquer.
    Both parties are corrupt to the core.
    Honesty compassion conscience guts.
    Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil?
    Elite Ruling Class Greed or “public servants”?
    Independents agree on more than we disagree.
    AIPAC 9/11 Bankers Extortion Blackmail Bribery.
    Wall Street Bailout Bill: Bush McCain Obama et al.
    Poodles, Puppets, Sham debates, & Scam elections.
    Has the Government & Propaganda Media lied to you?
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
    Chronic lying as career path, intellectual prostitution for paycheck.
    DNC & RNC have both sold out the country in order to enrich themselves.
    Future of a Nation that can not trust the Government & Propaganda Media?

    Realignment of American Politics:
    Anderson Baldwin Carter Choate Clemente Gonzalez Gravel Kaptur Kucinich McKinney Nader Paul Perot Sheehan Ventura

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