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OH YES, HERE IS THAT THING YOU ALL SENT TO YOUR WONKETTE: Did you know you can make your own magical Kenyan Birth Certificate, for anybody, by going to a website? Yes You Can! Email your version to CNN racist Lou Dobbs. [Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator]
I made one for Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner. I want to email it to the Hochwohlgeborene und Gnaedige Frau Oily Titz. Does anyone know of an email address?
It is not authentic unless there is a giraffe hoof print, the official state seal of Kenya.
That’s fantastic. Funny how the Birthers couldn’t accept the real certificate as truthful, yet a practical joke makes waves. God Bless America, folks, our home sweet home.
This is great. I am going to make one for Michael Steele and mail it to the Young Republicans
x111e7thst: No email but I do have her P.O. Box;
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Jiffey Lube\Cost Cutters\Dollar Store Plaza
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Make sure to add a bit of hip hop flare to MC Mikey Fresh’s copy.
http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/89f80ac87b74ec701f2199e2984a4877.jpg
It all makes sense now.
Fax it to the RNC. And don’t be diverted to anywhere else!
I call a moratorium on birther stuff unless they actually do something. Obama Birth certificate generator is synthetic not natural birther stupid.
This is exciting. I am (and this is actually true) a white Australian of Aboriginal descent, born in September 1961. I have my birth certificate in front of me and my scanner is saying: “Feed me! Feed me!”.
widget09: And don’t forget the ziploc baggie.
Numbat Dundee: There are many whore diamonds and lulz laid up in store for you should you prove successful in what I think you’re planning.
And infinite win. Also.
Had to do one for Peggy Noonan;
http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/89f80ac87b74ec701f2199e2984a4877.jpg
WhoopsyDaisey: http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/99747830c4834493c8b1bddf701b4f03
Well, there goes my lunch hour.
Numbat Dundee: You must report back on this most important issue.
This is why the internets are the best thing ever… EVER!
A certain Klansman is a fraud…
http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/079c74491c1533c76dd76a19e18b5878.jpg
jodyleek: Coffee stains optional? or mandatory?
It’s amusing, if you go to Free Republic, they are absolutely _convinced_ that the Australian birth certificate is the fake, planted by eeeevil Democrats to discredit the noble Orly.
This birth certificate generator is undoubtedly the best and most worthwhile use of the Internet ever conceived. Seriously, this beat the shit out of that YouTube video of that panda sneezing.
Great, Ken, thanks. Now I know why the interwebs is broken this morning.
Oh I love it. And how little photoshopping would it take, really, to take out the little “certified fake” at the bottom, or the web address? Oh the fun that could be had with this. Who wants to alert Faux Media? Personally, I think Orly is looking a little Kenyan herself… Why don’t YOU produce your birf certificate Orly? Is it because your real name is Sasha Baren Cohen?
Ohhhhhh this is fun.
This explains SO MUCH about Dr. Taintz!
http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/233197c2ed8d8a7c1afe4173091f6fac.jpg
Psshh. I’ll do you a birth certificate AND a contemporaneous birth announcement in the newspaper of record. My fee: you have to love Wonkette 4evah.
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http://storyarc.squarespace.com/vault-copy-obama-long-form-bir/
http://storyarc.squarespace.com/obama-birth-announcement/
icenine: Heh. “Barack Seale Hussein X Ayers Manson Obama” That pretty much exhausts the category, doesn’t it?
I LOLed.
I just noticed something on that form: “Number of Previous Issue (Living, Dead)” - that’s cold, bro. Stone cold.
Looky that! Now I’m bone-ified too!
x111e7thst: Be my guest. She loves the e-mails as much as Sarah Impalin. It’s dr_taitz@yahoo.com