CNN IS BIRTHERS  7:33 am August 6, 2009

by Ken Layne

That shit is bananas.OH YES, HERE IS THAT THING YOU ALL SENT TO YOUR WONKETTE: Did you know you can make your own magical Kenyan Birth Certificate, for anybody, by going to a website? Yes You Can! Email your version to CNN racist Lou Dobbs. [Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator]

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x111e7thst August 6, 2009 at 7:39 am

I made one for Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner. I want to email it to the Hochwohlgeborene und Gnaedige Frau Oily Titz. Does anyone know of an email address?

widget09 August 6, 2009 at 7:45 am

It is not authentic unless there is a giraffe hoof print, the official state seal of Kenya.

Mr_Deadite August 6, 2009 at 7:54 am

That’s fantastic. Funny how the Birthers couldn’t accept the real certificate as truthful, yet a practical joke makes waves. God Bless America, folks, our home sweet home.

finallyhappy August 6, 2009 at 7:55 am

This is great. I am going to make one for Michael Steele and mail it to the Young Republicans

Suds McKenzie August 6, 2009 at 8:01 am

[re=379651]x111e7thst[/re]: No email but I do have her P.O. Box;

Jiffey Lube\Cost Cutters\Dollar Store Plaza

Mr_Deadite August 6, 2009 at 8:01 am

Make sure to add a bit of hip hop flare to MC Mikey Fresh’s copy.

Mr_Deadite August 6, 2009 at 8:08 am
Humpback August 6, 2009 at 8:20 am

Fax it to the RNC. And don’t be diverted to anywhere else!

Paul Tardy August 6, 2009 at 8:25 am

I call a moratorium on birther stuff unless they actually do something. Obama Birth certificate generator is synthetic not natural birther stupid.

Numbat Dundee August 6, 2009 at 8:28 am

This is exciting. I am (and this is actually true) a white Australian of Aboriginal descent, born in September 1961. I have my birth certificate in front of me and my scanner is saying: “Feed me! Feed me!”.

jodyleek August 6, 2009 at 8:31 am

[re=379652]widget09[/re]: And don’t forget the ziploc baggie.

Liz Becton August 6, 2009 at 8:36 am

[re=379663]Numbat Dundee[/re]: There are many whore diamonds and lulz laid up in store for you should you prove successful in what I think you’re planning.

And infinite win. Also.

Suds McKenzie August 6, 2009 at 8:37 am
Suds McKenzie August 6, 2009 at 8:41 am
Chuckie Jesus August 6, 2009 at 8:44 am

Well, there goes my lunch hour.

x111e7thst August 6, 2009 at 8:44 am

[re=379663]Numbat Dundee[/re]: You must report back on this most important issue.

Serolf Divad August 6, 2009 at 9:15 am

This is why the internets are the best thing ever… EVER!

Schadenfried' August 6, 2009 at 9:20 am
widget09 August 6, 2009 at 9:28 am

[re=379664]jodyleek[/re]: Coffee stains optional? or mandatory?

tavella August 6, 2009 at 9:30 am

It’s amusing, if you go to Free Republic, they are absolutely _convinced_ that the Australian birth certificate is the fake, planted by eeeevil Democrats to discredit the noble Orly.

Unlearned Hand August 6, 2009 at 9:44 am

This birth certificate generator is undoubtedly the best and most worthwhile use of the Internet ever conceived. Seriously, this beat the shit out of that YouTube video of that panda sneezing.

Crazybroad August 6, 2009 at 10:18 am

Great, Ken, thanks. Now I know why the interwebs is broken this morning.

Redhead August 6, 2009 at 10:34 am

Oh I love it. And how little photoshopping would it take, really, to take out the little “certified fake” at the bottom, or the web address? Oh the fun that could be had with this. Who wants to alert Faux Media? Personally, I think Orly is looking a little Kenyan herself… Why don’t YOU produce your birf certificate Orly? Is it because your real name is Sasha Baren Cohen?

Redhead August 6, 2009 at 10:58 am

Ohhhhhh this is fun.
This explains SO MUCH about Dr. Taintz!

icenine August 6, 2009 at 11:26 am

Psshh. I’ll do you a birth certificate AND a contemporaneous birth announcement in the newspaper of record. My fee: you have to love Wonkette 4evah.


Lascauxcaveman August 6, 2009 at 12:29 pm

[re=379824]icenine[/re]: Heh. “Barack Seale Hussein X Ayers Manson Obama” That pretty much exhausts the category, doesn’t it?

I LOLed.

AxmxZ August 6, 2009 at 1:05 pm

I just noticed something on that form: “Number of Previous Issue (Living, Dead)” – that’s cold, bro. Stone cold.

snideinplainsight August 6, 2009 at 1:14 pm

Looky that! Now I’m bone-ified too!

Zorg August 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm

[re=379651]x111e7thst[/re]: Be my guest. She loves the e-mails as much as Sarah Impalin. It’s

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