Wonkette
- CLINTON, GORE BASICALLY HAVE SEX: “They shook hands first, and than hugged for a full five seconds, with Mr. Clinton patting his hand along Mr. Gore’s back and lingering before moving on to greet the waiting family members.” Nothing beats a good grundle-pumping on the tarmac. [NYT]
They shook … hugged … Clinton patting … Gore’s … member
Grundle-pumping: had to look it up, and having done so, ew.
Wonkette is edumacational!
Mmmmmmm…..grundle.
The word “linger” is pretty sweet.
Nothing beats a good grundle-pumping on the tarmac.
Jim, your memoirs are going to read like the Washingtonienne’s, aren’t they?
When did the NYT start writing Ex Presidential slash fiction?
Now we know what gets Adam Nagourney off.
Al: Thank you for saving people who were near and dear to me and who I was afraid were gone forever.
Bill: No problem — coulda done that for you in 2000 too, if you’d only asked.
Jim, if I hadn’t recently changed my handle to this, I would gladly become Grundle Pumper. Writing!
Euna Lee has a really cute daughter.
And Al Gore cannot keep his hands off - well, pretty much anybody, in those pictures. Perhaps we were under a misconception as to who the real horndog was in that administration.
They should have stuck to the dutch rudder, that’s not nearly as gay
Then Clinton lifted the diminutive Mr. Jong-il and slowly inserted him into Mr. Gore’s rectum while hollering “Have a Lewinsky Havana Special!”
Or words to that effect.
Dems are gay fornicators. That’s why they’re Dems.
SayItWithWookies:
Ahhh…you gotta love it. Elder statesmen behaving badly.
Grundle pumping. Mr. Newell, you have just SAVED MY MARRIAGE!11!!1
Fuck you.
V572625694: Same here. But I’ve always called that a taint. Males have an abundance of names for certain spots. How soon can I work ‘grundle’ into a casual conversation?
SayItWithWookies: Meow!
Scruffy wouldn’t mind an extended Slick Willy hug…
wikipedia does not recognize “grundle pump”
Bless you for not posting a photo.
And Limbaugh asked today if Clinton hit on the two Asian journalists he rescued.
V572625694: You and me both. There’s something to be said for blissful ignorance.
Is grundle where frumunda comes from?
Hansel and Grundle.
Nothing beats a good grundle-pumping on the tarmac.
A Beowulf-milking on the driveway comes pretty damn close.
Nagourney called them both fat in the article.
Also.
Growing up on a farm you learn, when the big animals get to pumping, get out of the way or
become part of the grundle.
Pirate King of the Jews: Wikipedia would know it if it saw it.
I’ve been wondering what a “grundle” is since the movie “Dodgeball” came out. And now I know. Yay knowledge (ew).
What, no scritches?
hockeymom: Nagourney is such a bitchy weight queen he can’t help editorializing. Except when it comes to describing health care industry stooges.
RoscoePColtraine: queeraselvis v 2.0: My distaste for the term itself is not, however, indicative of any actual repugnance for the act as such, when performed upon me by a suitable partner.
This is how Bill Clinton would phrase it on the witness stand.
Great. Now I have to rub one out at work. Thanks alot Wonkette.
Gorillionaire: you are going to hell for saying that.
Wake me when there’s youtube footage of bubba and al scissoring each other.
Fingerbanging, also.
But what about the Buffalo Wishbone?
Takes me back to the spouse swamping days of the Clinton/Gore Bus trip.
And, Jim, you should be happy, this article is already the fourth hit out of 1240 when you google “Grundle pumping.”
Sussemilch: Now that is a movie I would pay to see.
Of course you could have gone with: They shook . . . first, and than hugged . . . , with Mr. Clinton . . . hand along Mr. Gore’s back . . . lingering before moving on to . . . the waiting . . . members.
Or simply: They shook . . . and . . . hugged . . . the . . . members.
They were merely exchanging long protein strands. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it. Thanks for not making any jokes about the global warming in Gore’s pants, etc etc.
snideinplainsight: That’s a younger man’s game, son. We’ll have to settle for a Niagra Lazy-Braid.
mightysea: Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Just sweet nostalgia for the days when Al was Bill’s favorite Vice…
Is it too early for us to call that scene the “Bromance” of the summer.
I don’t know but I think a “rusty trombone” might trump that grundle pumping.
Ante Up.
NYT left out the line about Bill smuggling a Nork missile in his pocket.
chascates: Sometimes I think Rush scavenges the Wonkette comments then has editors work on the points so they seem less realistic.
When I look the NYT pic I hear the theme to Love Story…
OK, it was actually the theme to Shaft
Thank god Al didn’t take advantage of the tarmac photo op to deliver a “Cleveland Steamer”.
Everybody wants Bill Clinton to touch them. Those who have not been In The Presence don’t know it yet, but if you ever meet his Massive Red-Faced Eminence, you will understand. It’s a weird vibe. The dude’s charisma can kill at 100 paces.
Hate to admit it, but Bing sniffed out the old Grundle for me, whereas Google kept referring me to some circle jerk site named Wonkett.
Thanks Mr. Ballme. Er…
Lazy Media: So true. My wife met him at a fundraiser last fall & swoons every time she talks about it.
And I shook his hand back in ‘92 in the late summer/early fall Texas heat. Boy howdy was his face red. Looked like he was about to spontaneously combust.
So the Fab Four Less Two are together, again?
Lazy Media: Everybody wants Bill Clinton to touch them.
Win; because it’s true. Today, we are all wanting to be touched by Bill Clinton (Blythe).