Al Gore Saved Those Ladies (By Asking Bill Clinton)
Why did Bill Clinton travel to North Korea to get those two journalists freed? Because his old flame Al Gore asked him to. [ AP ]
Thanks to the "cash for clunkers" program, car dealers have something new to complain about: a lack of inventory. [ USA Today ]
Suck it, Amazon! Sony has a $199 e-book reader. [ Reuters ]
Speaking of sucking it, Republican senators have tendered this polite request to Hispanic voters regarding the historic nomination of Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court. [ Washington Post ]
California prisons must cut their inmate populations by, uh, ONE QUARTER, so that the remaining three quarters won't die due to overcrowding. [ New York Times ]
Hello there, Russian submarines! What are you doing there off our Eastern coast? [ Reuters ]