• WHO THE HELL IS MIKE ENZI? The kinda-sorta longshot hope for these wretched Democrats to salvage what is supposed to be the crowning legislative achievement of the last 40 years of Democratic politics would be to get all the bills out of committee, fart all over the bad ones during the reconciliation process, and send something resembling Improvement to Obama’s desk. This will require telling such people as “Mike Enzi,” a loser Republican dildo from Montana “Wyoming” who said this about what would need in any “deal,” to fuck off forever and maybe work on other issues: “I also need commitments from Senator Reid and Speaker Pelosi, as well as the Administration, that the bipartisan agreements reached in the Finance Committee will survive in a final bill that goes to the President.” UPDATE: Oh whoops, he is from Wyoming, like Dick Cheney… JUST SAYING… [AMERICAblog]
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  • Hart88

    and I want a magic pony that poops bacon.

  • god.was.stingy

    Three years ago I asked Mike what he thought should be done to fix health care. Joker that he is, he angrily told me that “It doesn’t need a fix because it’s not broken.”
    A correction, though. This sort of dildo is native to Wyoming, not Montana.

  • orange

    Mike Enzi
    Imke Nezi
    Kike Nazi

    I’ll stop.

  • Carrie_Okie

    Enzi, izzat a Murkan name?

  • Noonan

    Mike Enzi – Wyoming. MatchBoxus – Montana. Although he’s a douche, too.

  • Dreadful Gate

    I need a committment from Mike Enzi that he will immediately gobble down a big bag of dicks

  • gurukalehuru

    [re=374635]orange[/re]: Kenimiez

  • Jerk Cade

    He’s also gonna need a foot-rub and get him a beer while you’re at it.

  • EcceNerdo

    I like how readers are such losers they can beat me to the punch on the “Wyoming” correction. This is why I read Wonkette.

  • NotNotLickingToads

    Isn’t he from Wyoming, not Montana?

    That’s right, the whole shebang is being steered by the senators from Maine, Iowa, Montana, North Dakota, New Mexico and Wyoming.

    Good job, representative government!

  • Formerly Preferred

    [re=374631]Hart88[/re]: I have one of those. Trust me, you don’t want to eat the bacon.

  • NotNotLickingToads

    [re=374653]NotNotLickingToads[/re]: To add some context:

    They come from some of the country’s least populous states, with no true urban centers to speak of. None of their home states contains even one of the 20 biggest cities in the country. Forget that: Of the country’s 100 biggest cities, just one is in these states (#34, Albuquerque, N.M.).

    These states represent less than 3 percent of the country’s population, and hold only 2 percent of the nation’s uninsured, according to Census Bureau estimates.


  • SayItWithWookies

    The real credit here goes to Baucus and the other Blue Dogs for throwing their lot in with the losers and obstructionists. It should come as no surprise that Enzi wants the bill to suck and that even if everyone bends over backwards to please him, he’s going to vote NO on it anyway.

    On the other hand, Rahm Emanuel has the entire August recess to put new locks on all these guys’ office doors.

  • gurukalehuru

    Nobody owes you, or the State of Wyoming, anything at all, Mike. Drop dead.

  • Scott-san

    [re=374646]Dreadful Gate[/re]: “Big Bag of Dicks” will the name this bill goes by.

  • Gopherit

    Wyoming might be the most useless state in the union. Who would have suspected an obstructionist jackass would come from there? I propose that Enzi and Baucus must be lovers, and Baucus is the catcher. It’s the only explanation for Baucus’ inscrutable decision to deal with this douchebag. I want to be there when Rahm puts the knife in, Sen Baucus…..and i want him to give it an extra turn for me.

  • Jukesgrrl

    Wyoming … Montana … gee, that’s like Alaska telling us what to do. New Jersey has more citizens locked up in Federal penitentiaries than those three states have living free.

  • Extemporanus

    Sounds like he’s running a classic Enzi Scheme: Suck insurance company dick, and stick others with the swallowing.

  • TGY

    [re=374738]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Perhaps there should be some sort of exchange program.

  • Carson

    Hey, he’s one of my Senators! He is also, as noted, a loser Republican dildo.

    Oh, and @Gopherit, you’ve obviously never been to Rhode Island.

  • Red Zeppelin

    Wyoming and Montana are God’s country. Unfortunately, most of God’s children are idiotic sacks of shit.

  • MarSF

    Wyoming also gave us Cheney, so of course it makes PERFECT sense for assholes like Baucus to go seeking “input” from Enzi, another lunatic. We all know that Wyoming’s whole fucking population is equal to that of what, Detroit? Maybe that is a bad example because there might not be any black people in Wyoming, just rednecks who like to kill gay teenagers for fun. Good job, Senate Dems! You are pissing me off more and more each day.

  • imissopus

    Fuck you, four other congressional committees working on this issue!

    Actually four and a half, since half the Senate Finance Committee has been locked out of the process by Baucus the cock-sucking man whore. Why don’t we just give the birthers Wyoming and Montana and be done with it?

  • hobospacejunkie

    Who said the Founding Fathers were geniuses? If those fuckheads had given us a parliament with proportional party representation US America would be light years ahead of the rest of the world in terms of progressive legislation. Instead, every single good idea gets watered down by fucknutz who represent .01% of the population.

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

  • LoweredPeninsula

    Wait, wait. So, why is it that we have 60 votes in the Senate, again? Is it just for show/subtle mind-fucks? Do we actually ever get to use it? Is it capable of being used? What would you do for a Klondyke Bar?

  • germansteel

    Why would a state that has more senators than congresscritters – and that gave us Dick Cheney to boot – even be allowed to weigh in?

    Here’s a suggestion Cheney might have made, Enzi: Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

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