HEROIC PUNDIT RETURNS, COVERED IN POOP: You people loved Andrew Sullivan so much when came this close to seizing the throne of Iran, last month, but then he went on vacation, leaving his blog to numerous bloodthirsty tyrants named Conor. But now he is back, and stone cold covered in shit: “This has been a bust of a summer this year on the Cape: almost no sun, an economic depression that is killing businesses and crippling real estate, and vicious hate crimes from some locals. Oh, and the sewer broke over July 4, with poo coming up out of the drains and showers and toilets. Good times.” Ah, summer with the Sullivans. [Andrew Sullivan]
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He should be cockslapped for using the word ‘poo’ willfully.
In my state, that gay guy could have simply pulled his concealed weapon and blown those kids away. And oh, wouldn’t the conservative crazies in Tennessee have choked on that.
Today we are all covered with poo.
Poo bloggers, one Cape.
Wow, the gayez really do have their own language. No wonder we cannot let them serve in the military or get married.
Your fascination with this non-entity never fails to fail to begin to try to attempt to be interesting.
crippling real estate on the Cape!!??!! OH GOD NO!!!!!
Sounds like teh plumber is guilty of a viscous hate crime.
Coulda had beers with blacks, whites ‘n Hopie on the ‘Yard if you hadn’t gone so Bleu Pooch on us Sullie.
I think this is conclusive proof that God hates teh gayz.
Yeah, but why does he have his right shoe on his let foot, and vice versa? It’s just wrong.
Everything will change when Unicorn Sparkle Ponie hits the Vinyard. la la la la .. lollipops and rainbows.
“the Cape”? Why can’t he just say “Provincetown”?
Actually, how about “fabulously gay P’town”?
Or just “the Dick Dock”?
http://jesseonthebrink.blogspot.com/2007/06/dick-dock-discrimination.html
The summer has sucked so far, in terms of weather, and the sewers did esplode in P-town on the fourth much to the rest of the Cape’s amusement. But the Obamas are coming to the Vineyard in August and the media circus this is going to cause will probably draw a lot of people to the area.
Oh, I dunno. I used to live on Cape Cod. Sounds like summertime as usual to me. Especially the poo flowing part. 10,000 people suddenly using plumbing that was built to accommodate around 100 or so people will sometimes cause problems.
I thought he said “The Gap.”
[re=371398]ProfessorJukes[/re]: Agreed. His writing doesn’t pack the poo.
I like him.
Oh the travails of the poor little rich blogger. The poor dear, forced to vacation on an island while more & more people find themselves on permanent vacation. Boo hoo, Sully.
Is someone sad that they missed the gay bash?
Nico at HuffPo is probably pretty happy that Sully’s back back because now that the only other reporter who cares about Iran is back at work, he’ll be able to go write about what every other reporter has to report on these days– Henry Gates and the cop.
[re=371398]ProfessorJukes[/re]:
Thank you. Cape my ass. He was in P-town and he probably made the clog himself to get some hot plumber crack action.
That’s what you get when you hire Sam Wurzelbacher to fix your toilet.
notice how Sarah Palin quit right before Sully came back from vacation??? coincidence…i think not.
[re=371441]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Hey, lay off why dontcha? He haz a S.A.D.:
We have had a couple of nice days in July, but most days have been cloudy and/or rainy and this past week, riding my bike to the bank, I was chilled to the bone by the cold sea-mist, whipped up by strong winds. I’m sure George Will regards this as proof that global warming is a hoax; others say the Gulf Stream has shifted down a little and the Cape is getting Newfoundland’s “summer” and DC is getting Cape Cod’s. God fuck you all.
Ah, the summer holiday travails of the riches.
And the poo continues to flow as Sully demands today that the President produce his “original” birth certificate. Maybe it shows Obama is Trig’s real mother.
not a very nice nursing home he’s staying at, to judge from the picture.
I think SulliTwat has to broaden his horizons. He spends all year blogging from his DC bed-sit, under his Beagle Overlords and then holidays in the same place every year. I mean, what a fucking boring-ass unimaginative existence.
Barebacking and covered in poo? Yer doin’ it wrong.
He thought the brochure had a misprint where it said “Cape Crud,” but no.
[re=371543]nbawriter[/re]: Crap Cod is pretty shitty this time of year, too.
Today Sully say “my bad,” Obama don’t have to produce birth certificate. Everyone is potty.
27 Jul 2009 03:25 pm
The Original
This I should have known – and should be more widely known. Via CNN president Jon Klein:
In 2001 – the state of Hawaii Health Department went paperless. Paper documents were discarded. The official record of Obama’s birth is now an official ELECTRONIC record Janice Okubo, spokeswoman for the Health Department told the Honolulu Star Bulletin, “At that time, all information for births from 1908 (on) was put into electronic files for consistent reporting,” she said.
I apologize for not knowing this. Jon is right. It ends the matter. Anyone still asking is potty. But then so is the current GOP. As for Dobbs …
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