Wonkette
Jesus fuck is this even America anymore? First we elect a black president, and now the Twitter is shut off in the White House? And we don’t want to hear any of this “Security concerns” balderdash, because when we last had a real American president (that fat white sack of shit Dick Cheney), and he needed to get around the “law” or whatever, he just ran his own private email servers with Karl Rove from some Tennessee pedophile listserv. [The Hill]
Barry enacted this heinous decree in a fit of anger after finding out that @serento was already taken.
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I thought all the twats were out of the white house by the end of January?
Gibbs just doesn’t want us to all figure him out and follow his secret account.
lrry snclr bak agn w/ hkkrs and cke.
You know who else didn’t allow Twitterers? Jesus, that’s who.
TWITTERZ ARE 4 REPUBLICANZ!11
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnan!!1!
BarackObama: @JoeBiden Turn on the fan or light a candle or something LOL
JoeBiden: @BarackObama LOLOLOL OMG WTF my frndz in Delaware wanna c ur brth crtificat LOL ur secretz safe w me
Fuck it. Shut off Twitter everywhere.
Didn’t the WH announce Wednesday’s press conference via Twitter? Maybe after Noonannyc joined up they realized it was over as a hip social phenomenon.
I, for one, welcome our new twitterless overlords.
It’s like so unfair to have your attention undivided. Twitters and texters have a Constitutional right to walk into people/walls/closed doors/traffic.
Big deal. You usually twit (twat?) from your cell phone anyway. God only knows what state secrets those interns and secretary’s are revealing as they gather behind the West Wing for a ciggy break and tweet like crazy.
Today we all live in China.
you know what this means, this means the governments of teh US of A is worser than teh governments of Iran. the revolution will be on twitter and they will miss the whole thing.
this means our prez is not a muslin but iz a kenyin
Andrew Sullivan will not let this oppression stand. Twitter is Obama’s Waterloo.
Why does the White House hate America?
Can’t use cell phones either. The WH is enveloped in a cone of silence.
How are they going to know what Palin is up to?
THIS JUST MEANS THAT BARRY THE MUSLIN IS AFRAID OF THE TWATTING GINIUZ OF SARAH PALIN. BARRY WILL BOW DOWN TO THE ROSE OF ALASKA. IN YEAR 12. ALSO. !!!!1!!!!
I have a hard time buying that this is because of “security” concerns, but I would have absolutely no problem with learning that it’s because of “intelligence” concerns.
Christ, next they will make everybody work at solving America’s problems rather than spending the whole day posting shit on Facebook.
Did some of those scamps at the White House Easter Egg hunt dye Bobby’s tie?
One Yield Regular: Its “waste of government employees time when they could be solving healthcare, war and pestilence” concerns.
Same reason they take all the games off. Well they left them on W’s.
What a bunch of twats
How DARE you link Tenn. Pedophiles with Dick Cheney! I’ll have you know, we may be pedophiles, but we DO have standards and wouldn’t let Dick Cheney anywhere NEAR us!
-signed, NAMBLA of Tennessee
Gibbs: Hey, we’re nerdy, but we’re not THAT nerdy.
If the White House can’t Twitter, that leaves only Pete “Shit” Hoekstra to reveal U.S. troop movements. A sad day for America.
Well I’m still getting twitter feeds from people in the administration …..
barack obama is a secret mahmoud ahmadinejad, pass it on.
No twitter…how will they ever know the money they could be saving with Geico?
Today, we are all not nails.
azw88: Pedophiles DO NOT shoot their lawyers in the face either.
Native of SL UT: you’re talking about guns right?
..except Grassley’s twitter. That shit is too funny to hold back.
Native of SL UT: we do if they are young enough, we just don’t use a shotgun.
Monsieur Grumpe: Simple. They follow the trail of dead wolves, mooses, turkeys, and tauntauns.