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WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER VISIT SHAKER HEIGHTS

Wingnuts Protest The Tyrant ‘Barry Serento’

I think he was on C.H.I.P.S. maybe?Who is this Serento fellow, anyway? The Honduran coup leader? Thanks to intrepid Shaker Heights photojournalist “Pamela” for the picture.


9:40 AM on Fri July 24 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. 4tehlulz says at 9:45 am, July 24th, 2009

    Ten bucks says the guy on the left uses Medicare.

  2. freakishlystrong says at 9:46 am, July 24th, 2009

    Is the idiot with the socialism sign wearing some type of dreadful denim pants/shorts hybrid with a kneesock? Cornholios all.

  3. Don Juanquete says at 9:46 am, July 24th, 2009

    Is it like, “Dorothy Surrender?”

  4. glamourdammerung says at 9:47 am, July 24th, 2009

    Like I pointed out in the other thread, the lowest 1% of the population.

    To be blunt, I am surprised they managed to put clothes on and letter the sign. Though someone might have helped them with both tasks.

    Also, the one of the right delighting in being obnoxious to the non-whites is adorable.

  5. irativ says at 9:47 am, July 24th, 2009

    Serento—sounds Italian to me. I have a sworn affidavit from his mother’s sister’s dog groomer’s chimneysweep’s brother that he was born in Florence. MUSLIN!

  6. Well, it’s easy to be critical of these people, but one must consider that they’re probably loyal TruckNutz(TM) clientele.

  7. magic titty says at 9:48 am, July 24th, 2009

    freakishlystrong: 4tehlulz: He hurt his knee saying the word ‘nigger’.

  8. Vewol Mevemont says at 9:49 am, July 24th, 2009

    They’re upset by all of the taxes they have to pay as unemployed persons on Medicare and disability. Were it not for Obama, they would probably be extremely wealthy business owners on account of their incredible business acumen and sign-making skills.

  9. Shouldn’t good hardworkin’ Americans be out, uh, hardworkin’ or something rather than loitering?

  10. The Church of Realism says at 9:51 am, July 24th, 2009

    You know Serento’s…best mall pizza evah.

  11. Don Juanquete says at 9:52 am, July 24th, 2009

    The guy on the right has rugburn on his arm and leg from doing it doggy style on an infested old shag carpet.

  12. Big Daddy Tom says at 9:52 am, July 24th, 2009

    The funniest part is, those fuckers spelled “Serento” wrong. It’s supposed to be “Sorento” if you follow the right-wing crazy, like I do.

  13. x111e7thst says at 9:52 am, July 24th, 2009

    “barack hussein obama or barry sorento of indonesia born in kenya refuses to produce his real birth certificate blah blah spittle spray…”

    So the assclown in the cowboy hat can’t even spell his conspiracy fantasies correctly.

  14. AllHat says at 9:53 am, July 24th, 2009

    How do they keep themselves from self-combusting from the incendiary force of all that brain power so close together? Good thing its drizzling outside.

  15. That guy realizes that Barry’s home is the White House, right? Maybe he just wants the president to make it home in time to catch the Office and 30 Rock.

  16. freakishlystrong says at 9:54 am, July 24th, 2009

    Don Juanquete: magic titty: And is probably on Medicare AND un-employment…

  17. x111e7thst says at 9:54 am, July 24th, 2009

    freakishlystrong: kneepad. necessary when you spend a lot of time on your knees with limbaughs dick in your mouth

  18. ManchuCandidate says at 9:55 am, July 24th, 2009

    Note to the Three Musk-tards. According to Barry “Serento”, you DON’T HAVE TO take the public option if you DON’T WANT THE PUBLIC option.

    Just cause you’re stupid, doesn’t mean anyone else has to be.

  19. They misspelled their signs!
    #1 “NO Commie S**t”
    #2 “All Ni**ers Go Back To Africa”
    #3 “I’m Sick and Tired of Obama’s Muslin”

  20. The Church of Realism says at 9:56 am, July 24th, 2009

    x111e7thst: Ass Clown? Don’t be so easy on him. Smegma Farmer is much more appropriate.

  21. Buzz Feedback says at 9:58 am, July 24th, 2009

    DId they make “that one” in the pink hoodie produce a birth certificate before continuing down the sidewalk?

  22. Don Juanquete says at 10:01 am, July 24th, 2009

    x111e7thst: The wingnut can’t misspell the word correctly.

    If the correct spelling is Soetoro and the correct misspelling is Sorento, I still don’t get it. This means Barry’s stepdad is his real dad, even though Barry doesn’t look Indonesian? And isn’t Sorento Korean rather than Kenyan?

  23. Big Daddy Tom says at 10:02 am, July 24th, 2009

    I suppose we ought to give them credit. They only misspelled one word. They managed to prepare the signs without scribbling all over themselves or nailing their hand to the sign. The signs are not upside-down. They managed to put clothes on BEFORE they went outside. I wonder how they found the White House?

  24. prizepig says at 10:02 am, July 24th, 2009

    I love how redneck #2 looks totally embarrassed.

    “Aw man, this is the third time I’ve used this sign. How come none of y’all told me before? Ima just hide my face behind this here hat fer a while.”

  25. Crank Tango says at 10:02 am, July 24th, 2009

    Jesus. I thought his real name was Barry Sotero. Thanks a lot, MSM!

  26. freakishlystrong says at 10:03 am, July 24th, 2009

    Yep. No Socialized Medicine Cletus, just keep clogging up the ER every time Lureen knocks you out with a frying pan in the tralier…

  27. x111e7thst says at 10:04 am, July 24th, 2009

    The Church of Realism: Sorry sir/madam. Smegma farmer it is.

  28. Big Daddy Tom says at 10:06 am, July 24th, 2009

    Don Juanquete: Sorento is the colloquial Swahili term for socialism.

  29. freakishlystrong says at 10:09 am, July 24th, 2009

    I’m guessing Barry Sorento is to return to Kenya for the “Go Home” portion of this sign? These fucktards are so embarrassing…

  30. Marlowe says at 10:10 am, July 24th, 2009

    What’s up with the three girls exiting on the left?

  31. Johnny Zhivago says at 10:10 am, July 24th, 2009

    Barry Serento??? You mean the President is an I-talian? That’s even worse than having a black!

    He’s probably going to build a secret tunnel to the Vatican next!

  32. dave666 says at 10:11 am, July 24th, 2009

    isn’t it “Sorrento”? with 2 “r’s”

  33. finallyhappy says at 10:12 am, July 24th, 2009

    I cannot keep up with all of this rightwing misspelling- Serento, muslin, nirth. Sorento is Italian- don’t they mass produce cheese? And the guy with his hand on his hip in the photo- totally hot for his cowboy friend.

  34. Norbert says at 10:12 am, July 24th, 2009

    Paul Sorvino Takes His Orders From teh Vatican!!!1!

  35. grendel says at 10:13 am, July 24th, 2009

    Am I the only one more interested in the cheerleaders?

    This post is PedoBear(c) Approved

  36. Norbert says at 10:14 am, July 24th, 2009

    Suharto Faked His Death in Jakarta! He is hear illegly!!!1!

  37. forgracie says at 10:15 am, July 24th, 2009

    Terry: $10 bucks says they’re all three on Disability.

  38. Norbert says at 10:15 am, July 24th, 2009

    Charo is not MY presnint!!!1!

  39. Autochthon says at 10:17 am, July 24th, 2009

    Three rubes on unemployment and some nymphets dressed as “Santa’s Helpers” - what the hell goes on in Shaker Heights, anyways???

  40. WadISay says at 10:17 am, July 24th, 2009

    The Butte chapter of Mensa goes to DC.

  41. Monsieur Grumpe says at 10:19 am, July 24th, 2009

    I recognize the yellow flag as the official Chickenhawk pennant.

  42. Clamps says at 10:19 am, July 24th, 2009

    Ironically, the man on the right is unable to get insurance to treat his sickness and insomnia. “Obama’s Socialism” was deemed to be a pre-existing condition.

  43. Looks like a scene from King of the Hill.
    freakishlystrong:
    Thanks for the coffee-sprayed monitor.

  44. S.Luggo says at 10:24 am, July 24th, 2009

    x111e7thst: Barry Serento was ET’s alias when he lived on earth. The cowboy-dude be hatin’ all aliens.

  45. Those guys each have “I beat my wife and don’t flush the toilet and wadduya gonna do about it?!?–gunz, gunz, gunz!” written all over them.

  46. seriesoftubescleaner says at 10:35 am, July 24th, 2009

    grendel: No my friend… No you are not. Are there anymore pictures of the pack of young cheerleaders?

  47. These hillrods wouldnt know socialism if it smacked them in the face with Lenin’s formaldehyde corpse. I wonder if these cocknuggets enjoy sending their kids to public school, or if they are happy that they have a police force, y’know, all those SOCIAL PROGRAMS…

  48. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 10:38 am, July 24th, 2009

    WadISay: No no. These rubes have Texas Panhandle written all over them.

  49. S.Luggo says at 10:39 am, July 24th, 2009

    Flag man looks like he wants to be gettin’ himself some more 6th grade cheerleader ‘tang.

  50. proudgrampa says at 10:42 am, July 24th, 2009

    Stop the world. I wanna get off.

    Better yet, stop the world - get people like these asshats off.

  51. Car Ramrod says at 10:46 am, July 24th, 2009

    All you have to do is ask these guys what socialism. Then buckle your seatbelt ‘cos the circular definition train will leave the station shortly thereafter.

    What’s socialism?
    Obama’s programs.
    What are Obama’s programs?
    Socialism.
    What’s socialism?
    Obama’s programs.
    (ad infinitum)

  52. Don Juanquete says at 10:49 am, July 24th, 2009

    Monsieur Grumpe: Thanks for da ehjew-kashun. I was wonderin’ wart that flag was.

  53. ZombieRichardFeynman says at 10:55 am, July 24th, 2009

    WadISay: Hey, no raggin’ on Butte. Last time I was through there I could choose from multiple rock stations playing the good ol’ 60’s and 70’s stuff. Oh yeah, there’s a big water-filled hole in the center of town. Could be a great swimming hole if it weren’t for a few poisons mixed in. Maybe our boys went swimming there as kids.

  54. norbizness says at 10:58 am, July 24th, 2009

    Somewhere in America, three gun shows are missing the fat asshole at the front who asks if you want your hand stamped to get back in.

  55. prizepig says at 10:59 am, July 24th, 2009

    Car Ramrod:
    So these guys are just characters in a Samuel Beckett play. That makes sense.

  56. Buzz Feedback says at 10:59 am, July 24th, 2009

    No cowboy hats in Butte. Voted D in every election since 1960. Butte Power.

  57. Manos: Hands of Fate says at 11:04 am, July 24th, 2009

    Big Daddy Tom: As in the cheese company? This is worse than I thought.

  58. snideinplainsight says at 11:09 am, July 24th, 2009

    Hmmmm… conspiracy theorist dumb-tards or underage cheerleaders… conspiracy theorist dumb-tards or underage cheerleaders - see, it’s so hard to decide what’s more interesting here…

  59. Crank Tango says at 11:13 am, July 24th, 2009

    snideinplainsight: go with the cheerleaders–at the very least their coach is probably still hot and you can try to convince her to show you she can still do splits.
    Just a thought.

  60. binarian says at 11:20 am, July 24th, 2009

    prizepig: HEY!! That’s it, it’s street theater.

  61. Speed Ball says at 11:27 am, July 24th, 2009

    Why is it always the people who are obviously NOT WORKING that are protesting “SOCIALISM”. It’s friday morning. ARE YOU EVEN PAYING TAXES ON ANYTHING?

    Besides, if the guy on the right is really SICK AND TIRED he’s going to LOVE a public healthcare option.

  62. WestEdEd says at 11:40 am, July 24th, 2009

    guys;

    they are not cheerleaders, they are Santa’s Elf-ettes.

    Get a brain, morans.

    It’s Socialist Xmas/kwanzaa in July.

  63. donner_froh says at 11:44 am, July 24th, 2009

    S.Luggo: Looks like a fairy tale mash-up: “Little Red Riding Hood and the Three Big Fat Pigs”

  64. Red Zeppelin says at 11:44 am, July 24th, 2009

    I love the way it’s always the old, sick bitters who are protesting the “socialized medicine.” Of those 3 guys, I’m guessing that at least one has diabetes, one has had a heart attack, and the one guy obviously has a brace or prosthetic on his leg. Really, how fucking tarded do you have to be to not only oppose, but abhor, your one chance to have medical care in your old age? I’m sure none of these guys could afford it on their own.

  65. Don Juanquete says at 11:47 am, July 24th, 2009

    donner_froh: We’re all ignert fucktards for not thinking of that sooner. Gracias amigo.

  66. tinybubbles says at 11:57 am, July 24th, 2009

    Hey, a friend of mine went to treatment (drugs) at a place called Serento Gardens in PA. So Barry is a junkie, too? I hate what Socialists are doing to real America!

  67. desertwind says at 12:44 pm, July 24th, 2009

    Maybe the misspelling is deliberate. That way you can track the source of that particular “meme”?

  68. Big Daddy Tom: “I suppose we ought to give them credit. They only misspelled one word.”

    They have learned from their moran brethren.

  69. Gopherit says at 1:02 pm, July 24th, 2009

    Wow, I could swear these I’ve seen these same fucktards in Tucson. You’d think the inbreeding would eventually render them sterile.

    Also, Barry Serento could be a good porn star name. If hopey gets deported, he could still have that as a career fallback.

  70. Extemporanus says at 1:46 pm, July 24th, 2009

    WOO-hoo! When it’s Cheerleaders vs. Beer Eaters, everybody wins!

  71. RoscoePColtraine says at 1:54 pm, July 24th, 2009

    These guys. Too old to be Federal Air Marshals, too young to be a-greetin’ folks at Wal-Mart. Nuttin’ left to do but go stand around outside holding signs.

  72. RoscoePColtraine says at 2:04 pm, July 24th, 2009

    Somewhere, three Elk’s Lodges had to call up their fill-ins for tonight’s bingo.

  73. Lord Growing says at 2:10 pm, July 24th, 2009

    Under cap and trade, we’ll all be forced to drive Kias.

  74. Ohio Wonkette Fan says at 2:16 pm, July 24th, 2009

    Whoa, like what is happening with the red skirts on the left of the picture? Maybe they would like to go camping with a hillbilly, or something.

  75. obotinchief says at 2:54 pm, July 24th, 2009

    Those are some crazy ass puma birfers, Betty Jean Kling had that wackjob Orly on her radio show the other night, talk about a loon! http://freemenow.wordpress.com/2009/07/17/the-birth-certificate/

  76. lochnessmonster says at 3:16 pm, July 24th, 2009

    Save the cheerleaders…save the world! They’ve gone and scared them away!

  77. June Cleaver 2.0 says at 4:25 pm, July 24th, 2009

    I wonder if they ever get a good night’s sleep? How can they, doing and saying the things that they do and say. They must toss and turn in their craziness at night.

    Ha! Let’s hope so!

  78. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 6:58 pm, July 24th, 2009

    Why does that picture remind me of Halloween?

  79. LoweredPeninsula says at 4:13 am, July 25th, 2009

    Anyone notice the black cheerleader? lol

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