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LIBERAL MEDIA DESECRATES SARAH PALIN AGAIN! “Indeed, if political figures stand for ideas, victimization is what Ms. Palin is all about. It is her brand, her myth. Ronald Reagan stood tall. John McCain was about service. Barack Obama has hope. Sarah Palin is a collector of grievances. She runs for high office by griping.” [Wall Street Journal]
Sexist.
That’ll teach her: When it comes to right-wing ghost-written Op-Ed hackery, go WSJ pr go home.
Hillary Clinton never cried, Sarah. Well except that one time in New Hampshire, but there were no tears! Her voice just cracked a little. Walk it off, Palin.
or go home. Where’s my ghostwriter when I need him?
I agree her brand is Victimization, but her sub-brand is Being Unqualified and she’s endorsed by Total Lack of Self Awareness.
Pathetically, she’s right on the money. Those rubes sure love a good martyr.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVdKRa0g2s
It is time for all of the Sarah Palins of the world to stand up to the MSM hate machine. I call for a protest rally in D.C., clad only in hip waders and glasses. I will call it the Million ‘Tard March.
That’s it. She quits the Wall Street Journal. She quits politics, and she quits you all!!!!!
Ha, ha, Sarah has no friends because she’s a mean baby machine.
Wise Wasilla Anger Bear.
I’m most concerned about this line:
“In the course of Mr. Continetti’s essay he admits to collecting insults of Ms. Palin, which he stores in a computer file that he says is seven pages long.”
Only seven pages? Has he not heard of Wonkette? Dude needs a research assistant.
Palin is being PERsecuted, when she should be PROsecuted.
From the production company of Mel “SugarTits/I hate the Jews” Gibson comes a new movie for a martyr of OUR TIMES.
“The Snowbunny of the Christ”
In a world where the stupid are mocked, a woman comes from the snowy wastes of Alaska to suffer for those of us who can barely walk and talk at the same time. We endure all the insults she had to endure and watch as she writes her incoherent thin skinned responses.
“It’ll be torture pr0n for dipshit evangelicals and bitters and just plain torture for the rest of us.”
This movie has been rated I for Insufferable, and ES for Extremely Stupid.
Jesus Christ… she’s not even through quitting, and still getting press. Anyone aware of the axiom that says “Shut the fuck up, already… she’s getting air-time for doing nothing!”
I swear I’ve said that before. That makes it a goddamn axiom.
The comments at WSJ for that article are awesome. The very first one is a smarmy “what about nobama and the socialists” and then barely held back tears.
Reagan’s brand was tallness? I thought it was being pro-morning.
Reminds me of the serf in the mud in Monty Python’s movie–”Look at me! I’m being repressed!”
How does the Todd put up with her?
Those month long snow machine races must do the trig.
Pickle: I thought the same, and in fact my mind first read it as “7 gigs of insults.” Seven pages? Puhleese. That’s like one media day after an interview.
Humpback: “Come and see the sexism inherent in the system!”
Although I’m not sure Sarah would actually use a word like “inherent”. Much too elitist.
Humpback: “Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help help, I’m being repressed!”
King: “Bloody peasant.”
“Ohhh did you hear that?”
More appropriate for the ex-Gov: “Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”
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The Arctic Baroness of the Pacific Northwest will not stand for this article! I patiently await her next Twitter twat, when she angrily quotes the wisdom of Yosemite Sam.
The Cold Sea: So awesome.
WSJ slam job. guess she turned down the Faux TV offer, gonna get lonely out there, brrrrrrr
Sire, the GOP party members are revolting!
They certainly are.
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See what happens when you mess with Mamabear Sarah?
Your HTML gets all ‘mavericky’ on ya…
Here’s something else for her to bitch about: She is what the GOP is scared Sotomayor might be,
Truth be told, I’m already on record saying she embodies all negative stereotypes about women, so this didn’t come as a HUGE shock.
Has she issued the usual press release decrying the WSJ as inaccurate and mean yet?
There should be some kind of national “Make Sarah Palin Cry” contest. Lesser points for Todd showing up with a black eye, Sarah going bald, Sarah screaming “fuck it, I’ll do it live” in public.
Why would the WSJ open its family-friendly column space to such a hater of women and children like Thomas Frank?
Do you think Continetti will devote a chapter of his book to Tina Fey?
We won’t have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore - except of course we will, because just like Dick before her, she’s never going to stop inserting herself into the political chattering class.
And with Palin’s resentment of “ivy-league elitists”, playing on lower-class white resentments, being picked to appease the conservative base by a Presidential candidate they didn’t trust, casual bigotry, and abuses of executive power and campaign funds, she really does seem like the reincarnation of Dick Nixon; except that Nixon was actually smart.
That’s only the start of it. She embraces the victimhood because it’s the only aspect of what the right calls “identity politics” that she understands. It’s almost never a personal slam — it’s a slam against women, or against special needs children or against whatever protected class the right usually sneers at that she wants to jump out in front of to advertise her latest grievance.
That she can come up with an offense out of thin air is one absurdity — that she tries to milk it to portray herself as the next Norma Rae or whatever makes it even more hideous.
I think someone has just earned a face first dunking into the Potomac courtesy of MSNBC’s reactionary.
Humpback: No, its “come see the oppression thats inherent in the system; this is what I have been going on about.”
In the course of Mr. Continetti’s essay he admits to collecting insults of Ms. Palin, which he stores in a computer file that he says is seven pages long.
Only seven pages? He’s either not trying hard enough or not including the photo-shopped images.
Sarah Palin has become Paris Hilton, from whenever Paris was considered newsworthy. Famous for being famous. (Also famous for being intellectually slothful, wearing clothing inappropriate for her office, and doing something extremely weird when her Downs Syndrome baby was [supposedly] born.)
But mostly famous for being famous. And as we’ve seen with Paris, this type of famous doesn’t have a long shelf life.
Maybe she should try staying the fuck away from Twitter, Saturday Night Live, Runner’s World, ABC Evening News with Charles Gibson, the Op-Ed pages of the Washington Post. . . .
Why does Thomas Frank want to take Trig’s guns away?
Cons are always the victim. Their marriages are “under attack” by gays as are their “traditional christian values.” They’re always on the cross about something. The piece was dead on.
What is La Aggrievata yammering about today?
dennymcden: “I can’t get quit of you!”
The joy, as always, is in the comments for Franks’ article.
She’s like the national Ex-Wife
I misread that as “Liberal Media Descartes Sarah Palin” at first. I complain therefore I also am.
hobospacejunkie:
Ugh. Now I have this terrible image of Sarah exiting a car in a too short skirt…
I can never eat at Arby’s again.
Thanks a lot.
magic titty: This will not stand, ya know, this repression will not stand, man.
Lord Growing: I thought Reagan’s brand was pro-jelly beans.
Lord Growing: Reagan’s brand was “I love Mommy in the pro-morning.” There, I fixed it.
nice photo. palin looks like a stoned porn star wanna be demonstrating the fine art of blowing the wrinkles out of a dicksicle.
SPECIAL NEEDS, PEOPLE. FOR CRISSAKES. TRIGGER HAS SPECIAL NEEDS. STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM.
Thomas Frank- the lone voice of reason at WSJ. I still think they hired him so they could slowly poison him with the office water.
“collector of grievances”
I’m going to have to remember that. Anyone have any other titles for Palin?