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Obvious Link Discovered Between Supreme Court Nominee and Terrorists

Why has the MSM been sitting on this explosive story? Sonia Sotomayor supports the harmeless Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund, which makes her as deadly as that unrepentant domestic terrorist who now teaches at the University of Illinois at Chicago (a well-known jihadist training ground in the caves of Lake Michigan). Can Sonia Sotomayor serve on the Supreme Court when we have never seen her long form birth certificate or received any reassurance that she isn’t a human-animal hybrid? [YouTube]


12:59 PM on Wed July 15 2009
By Sara K. Smith
1015 Views

  1. I’ve been to Puerto Rico, and it’s lovely. Depressingly poor and crime-ridden, but still quite lovely. Why would’t Sonia want to defend it?

  2. orange says at 1:08 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Is the Committee for Justice run out of the Justice League?

  3. Boojum says at 1:09 pm, July 15th, 2009

    This is like saying the US Senate is a terrorist organization because former Klan members got elected. IMPEACH THEM ALL!!!-!!1

  4. Bearbloke says at 1:11 pm, July 15th, 2009

    ¡¡RECONQUISTA!! ¡¡¡KILL LOS YANQUIS!!! ¡¡¡¡ALLHU AKBAR CON DIOS, PENDEJO!!!!

  5. SwanSwanH says at 1:11 pm, July 15th, 2009

    And why did Barack Obama’s surgeon general nominee kidnap General Dozier in 1981?

  6. Harvey Birdman says at 1:11 pm, July 15th, 2009

    The lady with the vaginal-itch-cream voice intoning “Puerto Rican terrorists” just made my day.

  7. trondant says at 1:11 pm, July 15th, 2009

    orange: You betcha. That video was made by “people” who wear their underwear over their pants.

  8. NoWireHangers says at 1:12 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Wow. Gotta hand it to the wingnuts. That’s some pretty great crazy.

  9. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:13 pm, July 15th, 2009

    HMM WHERE DID THIS POST COME FROM?

  10. Scarab says at 1:14 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Remember Sen. Tom Coburn?
    He governs a state that harbored and supported the worst domestic terrorists in American history. What was he thinking?
    - Paid for by the Committee to Distort Facts to Stupid people.

  11. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 1:16 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Best. Ad. Ever. Way to hang onto Texas and Arizona, Repubs!

  12. Hooray For Anything says at 1:20 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Obviously, if you’re a member of a group of like-minded souls who are all of the same ethnic group and whose mission is to support those people of the same ethnic group*, you are dangerous unAmerican.

    *with the exception of white males. Nothing wrong with that.

  13. slappypaddy says at 1:21 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Sotomayor and Ayers both have the letters “s”, “y”, and “r” in their names, which are obviously implanted codes indicating “support your revolutionary.” Case closed.

  14. charlesdegoal says at 1:22 pm, July 15th, 2009

    What about her world record in the high jump? Is anyone asking about that?

  15. paintitblack says at 1:25 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Can’t they be more original in their wingnutitude. I can’t even think of something amusingly snarky to respond to this dead-boring ad. zzzzzzzzzzzz. Does anyone take this stuff srsly? Except for manimals & magic tighty-whitey folk, I mean?

  16. Extemporanus says at 1:29 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Everybody sing!

    Ayers, Ayers, Ayers-Ayers, and a wise Latina!
    Porque cantando se alegran
    Cielito lindo los corazones

  17. Todd Mecklem says at 1:30 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Sonia “led a group supporting violent Puerto Rican terrorists”? Hey, that shows admirable leadership abilities.

    Also notice that her initials are SS–proof that she’s an unrepentant Nazi!

    At least the evil voiceover lady was nice enough to pronounce her name correctly…

  18. Woodwards Friend says at 1:30 pm, July 15th, 2009

    It;s about time someone stood up to liberal media’s Committee Against Justice and their baby killing factories.

  19. artbot2000 says at 1:32 pm, July 15th, 2009

    I used to think Tom Coburn wasn’t a complete fudge port; can’t remember just now why I thought that.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_pl699

  20. Formerly Preferred says at 1:38 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Todd Mecklem: Was it just me, or did the audio track change slightly when it got to her name, like they had to overdub it?

  21. Gopherit says at 1:44 pm, July 15th, 2009

    BobLoblawLawBlog: Given our well represented white male republican constituency (really, did Kyl and McCain hatch from the same double-yoked egg?) it’s not really a surprise.

  22. S.Luggo says at 1:44 pm, July 15th, 2009

    ‘Obama Is Putting a Terrorist On The Bench!’
    And not a moment to soon.

  23. DoctorCulturae says at 1:48 pm, July 15th, 2009

    “I saw Sarah Good with the Devil! I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil! I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!”

    Meh. The times, they ain’t a-changin.

  24. hobospacejunkie says at 1:49 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Scarab: I remember Tom Coburn. His head hair is shaped like a vagina. I can’t remember much else. Oh, he consulted with Tom Ensign over Ensign’s vagina problems but can’t speak publicly about them due to doctor-patient privelege. Because Tom Ensign has a sandy vagina.

  25. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 1:51 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Yes, but does anyone ever mention that Justice Robert’s actual first name is “Adolf.”

  26. Gopherit says at 1:51 pm, July 15th, 2009

    artbot2000: I don’t know either, though I really respected his imagination given what he thinks takes place in high school girls’ bathrooms.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1244825/posts

  27. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 2:00 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Lionel Hutz Esq.: Scalia’s middle name is Hitler, nobody seems to care about that either..

  28. snideinplainsight says at 2:07 pm, July 15th, 2009

    What is she really “mayor” of, anyway?

  29. Mahousu says at 2:17 pm, July 15th, 2009

    snideinplainsight: My heart.

  30. naveed says at 2:20 pm, July 15th, 2009

    UNREPENTANT TERRORIST REPENT!

  31. amabokcarab says at 2:38 pm, July 15th, 2009

    hmmmm — Committee for Justice is not-for-profit?!? oooooo - time to call the IRS ’bout they little ‘xemption!

  32. WIDTAP says at 2:44 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Gopherit: The freaky part is when Colburn invites the crowd to image schoolgirl lesbian sex in bathrooms. Ok, sure, we all like to image schoolgirl lesbian sex in bathrooms, but Why is a Republican not pushing the crowd to image hot Asian boy-toys in leather chaps?

  33. populucious says at 3:19 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Pop quiz for the GOP, and all your zombies in the Senate: what Country is Puerto Rico a Part Of?

  34. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 4:24 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Smoke Filled Roommate: So that is why Bush nominated them both.

  35. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 4:28 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Lionel Hutz Esq.: Moran. Smoke Filled Roommatesaid Scalia, not Alito. Just because all Italians look alike….,

  36. Internally valid says at 4:46 pm, July 15th, 2009

    Hey, I teach at UIC! In fairness, it’s really a safety Madrassa for those who can’t get in to Urbana-Champaign, and is relatively harmless.

  37. artbot2000: Sotomayor = WIN. why why why do i go to school in OK?

  38. LoweredPeninsula says at 3:12 am, July 16th, 2009

    Internally valid: Win for “safety Madrassa”

    Bearbloke: Win for “ALLHU AKBAR CON DIOS, PENDEJO!!!!”, Tambien.

  39. LoweredPeninsula says at 3:15 am, July 16th, 2009

    DoctorCulturae: Oh, and bloody brilliant (bellissimo, even) historical witchcraft reference.

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