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Chuck “I’m no NAIL” Grassley want 2 fix health care/kill ChrRangel 4ever butt mex judge need fixin 2, ES BUZY. [Chuck Grassley's Twitter]
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Meanwhile, On Chuck Grassley’s Twitter
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4:53 PM
on Mon July 13 2009
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Jim Newell
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The second tweet was meant for his D&D character sheet (he’s an Elven Rogue!)
I’m going to need a 12 year old girl to translate that for me, it looks like it was written by a 12 year old boy… maybe he had the kid twitter it for him after he had his hanky panky fun.
Next: Grassley sexting his Iowa Corn Stalk.
New entry for the Urban Dictionary needed. I suggest:
TWIT-er: a moron (aka a TWIT) that uses Twitter to try and carry on bi-partisan talks.
And for his next trick, he’ll be pushing legislation to make shitty english the national language.
I’ve been thinking about this whole Anti-Christ thing, and I’m pretty convinced that it’s the guy who invented Twitter.
“If you watch the Supreme Court nominee on television before the Judiciary, you will notice that I will be there most of this week.”
There, and that’s with 10 characters to spare! Just because it’s 140 characters or less doesn’t mean you have to sound like a borderline-retarded teenage girl with ADD.
Jesus Christ, my 16 year old babysitter writes more eloquent text messages than what this guy twats out. GEORGE WILL WHERE IS YOUR OUTRAGE OVER THIS INDIGNITY.
Try teh vl, tip yr wtrsses.
Is Chuck Grassley a LolCat???
LHfkjhuiar!!!sekfgk%4? Let’s talk.
this is the most confusing craigslist personal listing i’ve ever read.
Grassley, oddly enough, voted yes on a bill to make English the official language of the US government.
http://ontheissues.org/International/Chuck_Grassley_Immigration.htm
Which is sort of like voting for the Endangered Species Act while eating a cheetah steak with bald eagle soup.
b4 u r so quick 2 criticize the senator’s spelling, u should find out whether he is just trying 2 b like his favorite musician, Prince.
In fact, isn’t “I b there most of this wk” a line from “Erotic City?”
C D B. D B S A B-Z B.
William Steig beat Twitter by decades.
ChuckGrassley
Spncr Pratt QT. Want him 2 do anal. I b hiz cornholey.
about 12 hours ago from txt
iantenna: Would it help if it was listed under “M4M”?
Extemporanus: Hly 5ht, Prince s gst twt 4 sn graz? OMG, m frkg out!!!
CorkPopper: You have a babysitter? How old are you?
Maybe “i b there” is his feeble attempt to get with the Michael Jackson crowd?
You and I must make a pact
We must bring salvation back
Where there is love, I’ll be there
azw88: TWIT-er: a moran (aka a TWIT) that uses Twitter to try and carry on bi-partisan talks.
There: fixed it. And: yes.
“Enjoying thick chocolate malt at North English Malt Shop”
Speaks for itself.
The fuck. I doubt neither a 13-year-old texting pro or Prince would understand that gibberish.
My personal fave from @ChuckGrassley : “Can anybody tell how to get digital KWWLtv News I’ve got converter box. I want watch Lex Steele”
My bad.. I guess he meant Ron Steele… Or did he?
Its pure joy watching the republican train about to wreck while they’re tweeting at the wheel.
We’ll never get back the 20 years we lost with Reagun/HW/JR.
Soon they will be gone forever and all they’ll have left is Palin to go to for creditability.
Grassley’s tweets lack the Argentinian-like passion of Newt’s.
http://twitter.com/gingrichespanol
From my translation, Gingrich is running an escort service for Iraqi and African males seeking hot Latina jurists.
Where the heck are the Sarah Palin Stories today!?
Oh, and Twitter this Chuck: http://abookaboutdeath.blogspot.com/
SayItWithWookies: He is a member of The Gourmet Club, is he not?
Come here a minute:
“Try teh kmdo, tip yr wtrsses.”
When ur dick, everything is buttseks. I am not dick!!
“Twitter: making old rich white dudes sound like Buckwheat.”
“I the sntr who had hands on D Brooks inner thy”
hobospacejunkie: Thats not what you said last night!
nappyduggs: I just Strom Thurmond was still around to twitter.
Where is my Mark Sanford resignation story?!!
Too bad Chuck’s schoolteacher sister isn’t alive to rap his knuckles for such horrid/lazy typing.
he’s not even trying
Enjoying thick chocolate malt at North English Malt Shop
11:52 AM Jul 2nd from txt
Hahahahah. He’s fucking a black guy.
Why do these old fools continue to demean themselves with Teh Twitter? How, as a citizen who follows politics, does it help me to know what a Senator does b4 a hearing?
iantenna: S.Luggo <— There’s yer M4M Ad.
He’s saving all his vowels for marriage.
Maybe it’s from spending the last 8 years listening to W babble on in a language other than English, but I understood all of that.
Now I haz a sad.
Clancy_Pants: lulz–thrmd 2legit2twit “F E ha bn prznit wdnt hd L probz” FTW!
Holy shit, he had himself a strizz-noke in his brizz-nain.
hobospacejunkie: Eat a bag of nails, toolbag!
I think Grassley is ’sucking the tit’ of Twitter.
The only people I know that type like that are on the Crack or the Meth. Chuck, are you on the Crack or the Meth?
This is why I shall never Twitter or twat or whatever: the potentiality for looking like a complete douchebag is too great.
Smaller group at Marengo Rotary Club.Spme nonmembers attended.Same issues brought for discussion. Docter and lawyers present
11:24 AM Jul 2nd from txt
He even shortens “Doctor” to “Docter” to save chars.
Underaged page jokes aside, to what audience, exactly, is Grassley pitching this stuff?
It’s the modern equivalent of Jack Webb trying to sound hip on Dragnet. Good for laffs.
Hedley Lamar: (sniff) MARIJUANA!
“how hi taxes go to satisfy u” indeed, big boy.
1) Mark Sanford had staff do all this while he was on the Appalachian Trail.
2) Ensign hired his ho’s teenage son to “consult” with the Republicans.
Ergo: Grassley b havin yungins (mebbe grndchillun) on payrol — or Michael Steele.
zebubull: Lower ASCII code totals, means less memory. Duh!. But you libtards wouldn’t know anything that. spend. spend. spend.
$20 says republicans are dicking around with Twitter five years from now when it will be the Altavista of social networks.
I thought he was busy investigating the possibility TV evangelists cheat their viewers.
Zhu Bajie
rocktonsammy: exactamundo
english plz
plz disrgrd that top 20% hold 84.% of wealth. lol! all that lettuce buyz ya some sweet taxshelterz baby. also grssly blws goats & is a fckstck also, call me.
So… Chuck is going full Galt and trying to protect the income of the wealthiest 1%?
The only thing more offensive then his use of lolspeak is the complete trash he unleashed upon Sotomayor and the public, today. If I have to listen to one more conservative white guy speak of his anger and horror about Sotomayor’s “empathy” I’m going to puke. ‘Cause, how dare she allude to the fact that she’s going to judge every case equally that comes before her instead of giving special preference to white males. Yes, it’s the first latina judge evah that’s going to be racist and prejudice, not the near entire pack of white men who oversaw the court until very recently. GAG.
shortsshortsshorts: I’m sure this will go unread due to too old thread, but I am an old lady of 42 w/3 kids. Yes, reading Wonkette at work.
CorkPopper: I think shortsX3 is asking if you are the babysat? Translation to Republican = r u 5?
HuddledMass: Oh. Got it. I meant “the babysitter I employ”. Although it would be funny if I were a hyperliterate 8 year old, I suppose.