OR JUST MICROWAVE SOME PORK-A-LOONS  4:43 pm July 1, 2009

by Ken Layne

Here's to You,  poorAmerica.EAT LIKE THE FANCY OBAMAS EAT: Finally, a Google Map showing every known food establishment where the National Elitist and sometimes his fancy family dine in and around D.C. Clip and save! (And, uh, tape to your iPhone or whatever?) [Brightest Young Things]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 9 comments }

One Yield Regular July 1, 2009 at 4:47 pm

What’s with the food obsession today, Ken? Eat a sammich, will ya?

memzilla July 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm

What a great idea!

How about equal time, though: GoogleMaps for the Republitards.

Pinpointing, say, all the doctors that prescribe oxycontin for Rush Limbaugh, or all the places where Mark Sanford sleeps with his mistresses.

american mutt July 1, 2009 at 4:59 pm

really?

rereridiculous July 1, 2009 at 5:00 pm

I even bet he drove on public streets from the White House to get to all these fancy restaurants! What a socialist.

Dadaio July 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm

Having finally been to the St. Louis pizza place that he ate at and had the owners come for a WH pizza party (Pi, two blocks from my house), I have to say that I can’t really trust their taste in anything. Granted, it’s better than the acrid mixture of vomit covered cardboard known as St. Louis style pizza, but it’s not as good as actual Chicago style for deep dish. Pointer’s Pizza is and always will be the best goddamn pizza in St. Louis.

Bruno July 1, 2009 at 5:20 pm

If the Terrorists ever get a copy of this map, they will be able to plot out their next attack. Because this is what they have been wanting today and the troops are out of Iraq meaning the threat level is double-red-star

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2009 at 5:24 pm

Sure, eat where the Obamas eat. But just try talking your way past the White House gates to get some of that kitchen garden arugula and you’ll find yourself jacked up against that cast iron fence faster than you can say radicchio. Or so I’ve heard.

boatapple July 1, 2009 at 6:02 pm

[re=352725]Dadaio[/re]: Oh you mean the ones that weigh about twenty pounds and have the sauce on top for some reason? You think more pizzas should be like that?

Mr Blifil July 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm

Where’s my Wonkette app, MOTHERFUCKERS???

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