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A Bachmann spokesman says the folk heroine has no plans to appear on Alex Jones’ informative radio show … but maybe that’s exactly what you would tell the corporate media that covered up 9/11. “I can tell you unequivocally that she is not scheduled, nor ever was,” said spokesbot Dave Dziok in an email to the Minneapolis/St. Paul City Pages, who actually thought to confirm this claim with Bachmann’s office. Journalism! [City Pages]
Walnuts’ brother has a gay crush on Ken Layne.
I would like further alterations of Representative Bachmann’s schedule posted every 15 minutes (if there is no alteration, then simply indicate this and call it an “open thread”) until this crisis is over.
No Bachzilla vs. Jonesthra after all? I smell Troofinati behind this somehow. “Le conspiracy, c’est moi.”
She must have a certain amount of crazy talk that she needs to spew every hour or she explodes. It’s the only explanation.
Michelle is simply too busy defending America from the threat of Obama’s socialist-muslim takeover to make the date with Alex. Check back when the current crisis is over, I’m sure she’ll find the time.
At this point she’s going to have to do a sex tape if she wants me to pay any more attention to her. “Bachmann Does the Block” sounds like a good working title. It can’t be all right wingers either. She has to get some from the left too.
Methinks that Bachmann has finally run out of material and needs her writers to come up with more over-the-top stuff before heading on out to do interviews.
She’s being REPRESSED by the MSM!!!!
Wake up sheeple!
Damn. Looks like Alex Jones won’t finally be getting laid this year afterall.
cal: O NOES! Free Michelle!
This is terrible news for the snark and comedy industries.
Deep in their chthonian headquarters beneath the Temple Mount, the Masters of the World are laughing. “Ha, ha, Alex Jones cannot expose us now! Congressperson Bachmann has canceled her appointment because of an interweb post we put on Wonkette.”
Why do you work for the Unknown, All-seeing Masters, Ken? Also, are they hiring?
Dave Dziok?! Hahahahahaha. Was he named after a Douglas Adams character? How fitting that Mr. Dziok be employed by the Wacky Galactic Queen!
Now AJ hates Bachmann and will create a conspiracy plot with her in it.
She never mentions the word census
In certain company
Yes, she’ll tell you she’s not mental
After you read her press release
She wears her hair like MTM, now
Pulls those bangs down tight
Yeah, she gives a smile when the rant comes,
Her rants gonna make USA all white
Says she talks to Alex,
He call her out by her name
She talks to Alex,
Says he calls her out by her name
She rants about Barry’s socialism
She rammed her tongue down W’s neck
Yes, she thinks about that tongue kiss
And the rants don’t make any sense, not yet
Says she talks to Alex,
He call her out by her name
She talks to Alex,
Says he calls her out by her name
women with the too wide open eyes are always batshit- Michie here, the runaway bride and my former boss. Is it because they are actually not human or because they had bad plastic surgery, take in too much light from bigeye syndrome and burn out their already small brains?
SmutBoffin:
“Why do you work for the Unknown, All-seeing Masters, Ken?
3 words - “free cookie dough”
You the man!
You the man!
Buzz Feedback: yeah, I saw the Malkin Award Nominee post on Sullivan. …Robert Stacy McCain, a supporter of the genocide of Palestinians…
He seems rather … ardent? in this.
qwerty42: Whose head should they ‘Shop onto RSM’s body?
Minnesota sure loves their loons.
Buzz Feedback: Pat Boone’s head from a few posts down. Or George Takai’s, as that’ll get him a homophobic and a racist boner all at once.
Zen question — If a woman does not fill out the census, does anyone hear her if she does not talk on the radio?
ALEX JONES LIED?!?!!
The world is crashing in around me.
Austin is saved from the black hole that surely would have devoured it had these two titans of assholery converged. Until next time.
Colbert had the best line: The census for Bachmann’s house will take a while to complete, given all the ghosts inside her head.
Soon they’ll deny she even existed. It’s a reasonable hypothesis that she only appears to exist due to mass hallucination.
To truly understand the psyche of La Bachmann, I recommend a somewhat obscure Todd Solondz film called “Palindromes”. The flick is brilliant and the character Mama Sunshine made Michelle Bachmann possible.