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WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

Knowledge is like the nutrition of corn.ALUMNI REPORT: Original Wonkette editor Ana Marie Cox (Class of ‘04-’06) and editor-after-that Alex Pareene (Class of ‘06-’07) have exciting new programming you should know about: Ms. Cox now hosts the Air America radio show The Inside Story (Saturdays at 9AM and Sundays at noon) while Mr. Pareene is now the curator of Everyone Is Trying To Kill You at True/Slant.


11:31 PM on Mon June 29 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. obfuscator says at 1:08 am, June 30th, 2009

    another option for the alt-text: “king cornhole”.

  2. lizard scum says at 1:36 am, June 30th, 2009

    That Wonkette is not the only my Wonkette that really does care.

  3. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 1:48 am, June 30th, 2009

    But who really is the author of their material?

  4. gjdodger says at 2:28 am, June 30th, 2009

    Tr-trailing a red with red hair
    Doobie-doo-wahhhhh…

  5. charlesdegoal says at 2:47 am, June 30th, 2009

    Nice to know, but Ken’s late-night entries may be symptomatic of something which caused Ross Douthat to suggest that “most Americans, particularly those of modest means, would benefit from greater caution and stability in their romantic entanglements”
    My immediate reaction is: what about those of modest size?

  6. Jukesgrrl says at 4:18 am, June 30th, 2009

    And like knowledge, we sometimes ingest corn, then poop it out whole, without ever having digested it.

  7. chascates says at 5:27 am, June 30th, 2009

    So Wonkette is just a warm-up for the Big Time? Looks like if you haven’t moved on after 2 years you’re, uh, well. Best not to think of it.

  8. teleken says at 5:42 am, June 30th, 2009

    PSA: Ana Marie Cox is one of the most consistently funny follows on Twitter, for those of you that are into that sort of thing.

  9. Extemporanus says at 6:17 am, June 30th, 2009

    Those cyber-pervs can Pareene their Cox until the cows come home, for all I care! It’ll take a hell of a lot more than a cob-gobbling Bush for me to give two shits about their cornography!

    By the way—you blue-eyed, blanket-bearing, “Manifest Density” motherfuckers—we call it maize!

  10. slavojzizek says at 7:33 am, June 30th, 2009

    Remind me, since we are delving into Wonkette’s history–was Pareene the girl who was jealous of David Denby’s boobs?

  11. Blow Up Speaker Doll says at 7:54 am, June 30th, 2009

    And Megan Carpentier? She is where? Cast into the abyss, wailing and gnashing her teeth, presumably.

  12. hobospacejunkie says at 8:24 am, June 30th, 2009

    Everyone is Trying to Kill You is good fun over @ True/Slant, though the real star there is Matt Taibbi. Come for the Taibbi, stay for the Pareene & Layne.

    Also, radio is good, TV is better when it comes to AMC. Yummo.

  13. BigDupa says at 8:44 am, June 30th, 2009

    What’s up with the Anonymous Lobbyist chick, also?

  14. Boojum says at 8:47 am, June 30th, 2009

    But where is Jessica Cutler?

  15. norbizness says at 9:45 am, June 30th, 2009

    PSA Addendum: No, seriously?!

  16. gjdodger says at 10:30 am, June 30th, 2009

    BigDupa: http://chaoticmegan.blogspot.com/
    Not only is she no longer Anonymous, you couldn’t possibly read everything she wrote this year alone in a lifetime. She is the Bruce “the Mouse” Strauss of punditry.

  17. Is this some sort of invitation to inundate Air America with questions about pandas, gin, and ass-fucking?

    Ah, the memories….

  18. Tommmcatt says at 12:35 pm, June 30th, 2009

    Plus you can watch Rachel Maddow make goo-goo eyes at AMC almost every day on MSNBC. WIN!

  19. Unfortunately, if you click through that Inside Story link, you will find that AMC has been fired and replaced by the mom from One Day At A Time.

  20. katrina says at 1:20 pm, June 30th, 2009

    Although I have been a sometimes fan of Wonkette over the years, I have only been slavishly addicted in the Ken Layne Era. NEVER LEAVE KEN LAYNE!!!!!!11!111!!!

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