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HOPPIN’ CROP CIRCLE JUNKIE TRASH: Here is some hot political DC gossip: Wallabees in Tasmania like to go into opium poppy fields and get totally high. Then they walk around in circles like common zombie dope fiends. Wallabees are the best! [MSNBC]
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on Thu June 25 2009
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Sara K. Smith
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Well, what the fuck else is there to do in Tasmania?
Who knew that Kanga and Roo loved the pipe?
What was Tigger on? Meth?
Wallabies indeed live interesting lives.
P.S. Where’s the Drudge siren and accompanying klaxon?
Ich bin ein Wallabee.
All hopped up on poppies?
Sorry.
x111e7thst: Today-you guessed it-we are all Wallabees.
Two juicy breaking Republican sex scandals to cover and this is what they offer.
Weak.
Forget Chengmai, get me on the next flight to Hobart.
Furries have something to do with this, you just know it.
Today, we are all stoner wallabees.
Actually, if you’ve ever seen a wallabee in real life, it’s about the cutest thing ever. This just makes me love them more.
This is an easy problem to solve. First, get the wallabees their own maids. Then they can send the maids to get them oxycontin.
Like there’s anything else to do in Tasmania.
Oh the horror of a Wallabee in withdrawal. Some poor aboriginie is gonna end up with a didgeridoo clean up the ass. Wallabees are Republicans also.
It’s wallbies, not wallabees. Australian marsupials do not have the ability to fly, not matter how high they get.
the cold war makes me hot: Hmm. Yes. You did forget the “a” but wallabees are an extremely durable shoe fashioned by the Clarks shoe company. They were once considered “dope” by the hip-hopping youngsters of the mid-nineties, so you will understand the confusionz.
Actually, just FYI (here come a Bio lecture), this is an extremely common phenomenon in nature. Many species are drawn toward plants with narcotic, hallucinogenic, stimulant or depressant effects. Essentially, the entire animal kingdom is predisposed toward the occasional enjoyment of mind-altering substances. So…suck on that, Reagan! (Bet that blows your already dead mind nearly as much as the gay penguins)
Well whatever the wallabies in England are smoking, it’s way freakier than the Tasmanian dope.
http://www.ufo-reports.com/crop-circles.html
Probably a lot safer than what these yo-yos are doing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc8w0IX4UQc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fv%2FjhnPx%2D0lrU0%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1&feature=player_embedded
Makes me a wallabee wannabee …
Everybody does that when they’re a ‘kid.’
Yuck yuck.
d4g33z: Whoops. I mean, “when they’re a joey.”
Legalize it and tax the wallabies.
WadISay: Actually, if you’ve ever seen a wallabee in real life, it’s about the cutest thing ever. This just makes me love them more.
Oh man, you got that right. In my Australia vacation slides I’ve got the cutest shot of me drinking from the Snowy River, with a group of Wallabies doing the same thing about 20 feet upstream. Also hanging out streamside, an echidna and several exotic birds. All just chillin’ on the dusky riverside, looking for bugs to eat. (Except me).
ManchuCandidate: All those characters were horrible addicts. Eeyore was a drunk, thus always horribly depressed. Pooh was a notorious binge eater (cough, stoner), Rabbit was always pissed, so he was probably going through withdrawal.
Lascauxcaveman: FYI: in the future, try to drink upstream from the wallabees, if you don’t want to drink from the Yellow Snowy River.
Lascauxcaveman: Sounds like a good time, but I’m not sure drinking downstream of those filthy buggers was a good idea.
Wet Work: Yellow Snowy River. Heh.
Wallabees are the best
I thought that we agreed yesterday that Argentinian meat is the best.
nappyduggs: I imagine wallabies, unlike some humans *clears throat* are able to get high now and again without it taking over their lives until their arms are raw, bloody and cracked with trackmarks, they’ve become unrecognizable to family and friends, their bank accounts are empty and their dealer is their only ‘friend.’
Wait, what’re we talking about? Wallabies? Huh?
HELLO MSNBC! I WILL PAY YOU MONEY FOR THE VIDEO
hobospacejunkie: My dear fellow Wonketteer, I suggest a soul and shaft cleansing trip down Argentine way for recharging.
Animals are drug addicts. Check out cats trippin’ on the ‘nip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUK3MkQDEOI&feature=related
nappyduggs: my english is not so good that early in the day. Also, my boobs get in the way.
You can learn a lot about the mind of God by observing nature.
I just hope they don’t pave roads on these paths like Boston did with livestock grazing.
hobospacejunkie: For all we know, some of these wallabies could have a problem. “I’m worried about Mikey. He just spends everyday at that field down there, getting wasted and hopping in circles.” I prefer to think that they are like cats or parrots: they’ll have some fun when it’s there, but they don’t seem to obsess about it the way we two-leggeds do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcgBIWYY1QU
Common dope fiends, and group-sexin’ swingers too! I wanna be a wallaby in my next life.
the cold war makes me hot: Lucky. Mine get in the way when I tie my shoes.
Hennnnnghh?