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- SOMEONE’S BEEN SITTING ON A STORY: Important journalism newspaper The State has released some e-mails between Sanford and “Maria” that they obtained (how??) last December. Fap away! [The State]
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on Wed June 24 2009
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Jim Newell
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“Take a letter, Maria, address it to my wife. Say I won’t be coming home… gotta start a new life.”
I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details …
GOLD.
“This just in: Soon-to-be Former Gov Sanford has won the lead role in the travelling company cast of Evita - his heartfelt rendition of ‘Don’t cry for my, Argentina’ brought down the house. Film at 11.”
where have you gone kwame kilpatrick, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you…
Aw. Those letter couldn’t be more romantic, even with a wife had cancer.
“then back through Hong Kong on world wind tour” — whirlwind. WHIRLWIND. For all intensive porpoises.
“I do not go by Maria. Where did you get your information?
My name is Sonia.”
Now I officially feel bad for Sanford. No one deserves having their private correspondence published. Except Hitler.
We’re hitting bottom here. Can we move on to the next story, please?
Ya know, if every failing newspaper hired a special investigative reporter for its Sex Desk, the industry could turn itself around.
Colleges could have special Sanford Scholarships, Ensign Endowments, Spitzer Grants, and Larry Craig Chairs (with optional footrests).
yikesahootie: Gladly, my cross-eyed bear!
If anyone happens to be bored there’s a Texas wingnut radio poll that could use some love. “Cry havoc and release the wonketteers!”
http://www.ktbb.com/poll.php
You will see what I mean when you see it, prior to Obot attention “Yes” was winning by 60%.
I love taking a “world wind” tour.
Not a single mention of a loofah. I’m disappointed.
hmmmmm. Rethinking Sanford. Those letters are more romantic than sleazy. Well, romantic in a cheating-on-the-wife-of-19-years sort of way.
sooooo true….obtained HOW?
btw, really not enjoying the whole let-me-call-myself-Jenny thing. thanks for ruining it for me, douche.
i do feel sorry for him.
i’m new to this wonkette game, does that we also vote a resounding yes?
also, i was confused in the interview, how did he meet this argentina again? (adult friend finder?)
Litlebritdifrnt: “Cry Havoc and loose the Wonketeers!”
We have a winner, folks. Brilliant.
such beautiful imagery! it’s like a love letter written by a retarded 7th grader.
Not a single mention of a loofah
Or exotic foodstuffs.
“the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself)”
AAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH
The guy is a punk for cheating on his wife, yes, but I do feel bad for him. You can tell in those letters that he’s agonizing over the fact that he’s fallen in love with a woman who is not his wife, and faced with the realization that he can’t be with her if he wants to see his kids again or enjoy any semblance of a political career. I mean, it’s tough. I’m happily married, thank god, but I’ve known guys in this exact situation. Not the “I’m banging some waitress on the side” kind of deal, but the “I’m in love with another woman and don’t know what to do” deal. Never easy.
Awww, poor Mark, sitting in his excavator listening to the JCB Song and carving some beauty from the earth and his solitary thoughts while the pink comes alive, etc. It’s not fair. This shit is humanizing. It makes fucking an Argentinian on the sly seem almost an ennobling enterprise.
He’s a better writer than Obama. “Dreams from my Phallus”
Hee hee. Looking over presser transcript, father-in-law “he was incredibly, gentlemanly, as you cannot imagine”.
I can imagine him ripping you gonads off and your heart out, that is what I imagine. But maybe that is just me?
Terry: Falafel.Also.
Hedley Lamar: I genuflect in your general direction.
Dave J.: You decide what you want, choose, live with the consequences. It’s called being an adult. I feel nothing but contempt for a whiney creep who tried to have it both ways.
Josh Fruhlinger: Maybe it’s her elbow and her big toe?
Oh, such a romantic… I felt sorry for him too, until I remembered that he’s a fucking asshole who sought to deny education to poor people in his state so he could try to make political points with the rest of his ratfucking hypocritical shiteaters.
I hope those magnificent chi-chis were worth it. Yay!
I once took a world wind tour at the International House of Flatulence.
I don’t know about you guys, but I hope that a wise Latina woman, such as Maria, with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life.
If Sanford hadn’t been el-douchenozzle el-supremo recently I *might* be moved to feel some sympathy for his sorry ass, but really, SHEEPLES, get a grip. This is the same GeeOhhPee who literally wasted $millions on framing Billy-boy for a blowjob in the Oval Office. Fer gawds sake, Bill didn’t go las ramblas on the nation, and who gives a shite anyway?
Chief Petty Officer Ensign shrieked and pointed fingers of blame at Bubba at the time, and now here we have him fishing off of the company pier. Not sure if Sanford made any public statements excoriating Bubba, but no doubt he at least did so in private.
Cry me a fuckin’ river if I enjoys me some deep ole schadenfreude. Sanford’s love letters don’t well up a bucket of sympathy from me. These folks have spent the better part of 4 decades painting the Democrats as the eeeevul libruls with no family values & so on. We get treated to the lies of Fux Nutwork labeling Sanford as a Democrat today, and some of you are crying buckets for Sanford & his delicate sensitivity.
GET. A. GRIP. Remember the ‘lection? All’s fair; no pussies allowed. If a Democrat had done this, the GOPers would’ve had the long knives sharp already. The end.
Baby, don’t let me be misunderstood
Temporary love’s so bad, but it feels so good
Then along came you, now I know it’s true
Naughty boys need love… too!
I may be able to bring myself to forgive him, if I can see a videotape.
I’m seeing Tom Hanks and Salma Hayek in the movie.
some of your wonkers feel sorry for Sanford?!
don’t you recall he’s one of the many GOPer hypocrites Senators who voted to impeach Bill Clinton for indulging in immoral sex acts. without his wife, i mean.
these sort of cheatin’ an’ lyin’ sanctimonious religious cretinos deserve no sympathy.
now we will have to listen to his speeches asking for forgiveness from the Almighty Deity, etc. ad nauseum. then he will be accepted back into the Repug power structure to go on ranting about other people’s forbidden sexual pleauring innuendos.
can’t we get rid of these morons at some stage in the life of the faltering American experiment in democracy?
loquaciousmusic: 10 bucks says she is Ana-Maria. Angry email in 3 2 1…
x111e7thst: I’ve got contempt for him as well, just saying that I do have some sympathy for him. Mostly I’m astounded by his stupidity. Did he really think he could just jet off to Argentina for a week without anyone asking questions? Although being separated from his wife/family does explain that part of it. But, still, dude, YOU ARE THE GOVERNOR. You have a lot of shit to do.
He clearly will have a bright new career as a Harlequin novelist after he resigns/gets his ass kicked in his reelection bid.
inedalo: Amen! Puh-leeze. Sympathy for the devil? I don’t think so.
Part of me wants to be disgusted with how such a tawdry story can dominate the news cycle when there are so many important issues going on elsewhere. But after days of nothing but bleak news from Iran and internet videos of kids being gunned down by the asshole Basij, God help me I’m happy to have a good old-fashioned political sex scandal to sink my teeth into. And these letters are just too hysterical. Harlequin romance publishers would reject them if you put ‘em in a manuscript. As someone upthread said, GOLD.
I do feel bad for his kids, though. What a dick.
is this why Palin edged him out for VP? did he spill the beans to Johnny-Mac over beers?
It must be super sexy day. I found this on HuffPo,
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/24/morning-joe-crew-cracks-u_n_220270.html
Watch the whole thing (best comment is at the end, the female host says “you’re gonna have to fill me in.”)
J-Man: More like Michael Caine and Charo.
I’m thinking the wife sent the emails to the newspaper back in Dec. when she first found out about the affair. Don’t mess with Southern Women ya’ll. They will smile in your face and act all supportive and shit and then whammo!
hey, he’s not a bad writer. Seems like, if he hadn’t “sparked it up” he may have been a decent pick for 2012. shucks.
yikesahootie: I was going to jump on this OUTRAGE but glad you got to it already.
It’s all so…. vanilla and cringe-worthy — like everything about the GOP.
CivicHoliday: Are you kidding? I bet Maverick Walnuts!! would have *wanted* to pick him if he had expressed an affinity for banging big titted Argentines. Johnny Mac is into that kind of shit. You know he doesn’t get any stories like that from Lindsey or Lieberman.
Someone’s been sitting on a story just like someone’s been sitting on the governor’s face.
Dave J.: maybe so, but why pass up stories about underage preggo girls? that’s way hotter.
I don’t feel sorry for this asshat, but I can’t bring myself to read past the first couple. Too cringe-worthy.
Dave J.: Caribou Barbie was (still is?) governor of some foreign territory place called Alaska and managed to be gone for months on end last year when old McNasty gave her a corporate card. Hell, she’s still hardly ever up there, what with all her David Letterman bashing and many on again off again dinner invitations. Can’t say I blame her much, how you gonna keep a girl in Wasilla after she’s been to the Minneapolis Neiman’s? And Rick Perry doesn’t do shit unless there’s a TV camera in front of him and a natural disaster is threatening to wipe out some trailer park in east Texas. Sanford probably just thought that nobody would notice he was gone since Governor is a useless office.
I can’t help but feel pity for a man whose love letters read like John Kerry writing to penthouse.
facehead: that is actually pretty endearing, and I usually hate that whole douche patrol.
“I’m confused.”
“He was too, Mika.”
Awesome.
As for Sanford, yeah, I bet he is feeling a little bit of sympathy for Clinton at the moment.
paintitblack: Right on and amen. Hell, my parents won’t let go of “Ted Kennedy drowned a girl” and that happened 40 years ago! Sanford had it coming, the sanctimonious a-hole. Telling the feds to cram their money was the height of obfuscation and arrogance. I’m a little disappointed that The State has had all this information since the end of last year and didn’t blow the lid off the joint or at least start poking around on the “missing Governor” over the weekend (I did see somewhere where they were at Hartsfield when he got there yesterday or today).
The news conference was a blubbering mess (the NYT called it “rambling”). No wonder Mrs. Sanford didn’t give a damn as to where he was on “Father’s Day” weekend since she probably knew he was in BA with his “firecracker.” She for damn sure wasn’t going to go stand next to him, ala Mrs. Craig, and with the publication of these emails can now head to divorce court with a clear conscience (and leave with a load of cash). My SC Demo friends are in hopes he stays until the bitter end rather than giving the Lt. Gov a 16 month head start. I feel the same way. Let’s keep him around as (another) national GOP punching bag. Vitter, Craig, Ensign and Sanford. Just say it over and over and over again when the R’s start their moralizing.
I have nothing but contempt for the schmuck. He cheated on his wife and his penis wrote those letters. He probably fell for the woman because his wife wouldn’t swallow without getting a new diamond and Ms Argentina would do the nasty willingly. No sympathy here.
No sympathies indeed. He sounds thoroughly satisfied to have been thrown under a bust.
The guy likes long walks on the beach at sunset — and God. Ladies, if I had talked like that when I was younger, would that have been enough for you to hand over your magnificent parts?
There is clearly a magnificent mole who knew all about this, lining up reporters at Hartsfield and all.
The State has removed the woman’s full name and other personal details, including her address, e-mail address, children’s names, the name of her gerbil, any mention of birthmarks, comments about the size of any part of her body, a description of her underware collection, her myspace and twitter names, several digital photographs of anatomical features, the names of any household or over the counter products used, videotape and DVR titles, a description of activities conducted in airplanes and the name of the airline, other persons names including sex workers, carpenters and fishermen who may or may not have been mentioned, the brand of camcorder used, references to “male performance enhancers” and references to the woman as the Governor’s “Latina stimulus package”
Has Wonkette speculated on giving this month as special sexy name like Cocktober? Might I suggest June = POON.
stolichnayaaa: It is definitely endearing … until you remember …
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/scott-whitlock/2009/04/16/joe-scarborough-takes-msnbc-attacks-those-who-mock-tea-parties
(which is just hypocritical)
Hedley Lamar: Suddenly that name will never be the same to Markey Mark Where-have-all-the-gubbners-gone Sanford and his Only Phallic Son…crying for Argentina to solve a problem like how to tango with Maria … but hey, any dude who can’t frickin’ type his own letters to his wife deserves the public pillory.
I hope Maria turns out to be a Venezuelan spy with a penis Markey forgot to notice when he was buttsecksin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Boursicot
Oh, that her name were Eva! How romantic would that be, huh? At least it’s a lot better than tapping your foot in a men’s restroom stall.
I feel for Mark Sanford. I faced the same public outrage after my affair with Gloria Estefan.
What the fuck is a “world wind” tour? Did he think he was being blown around the world? Come to think of it, he was.
Now he shall reap the whirlwind.
Dave J.:
Forgive me, but I beg to differ.
In love with another woman? Man up, face the changes your life is about to go through, be honest, and get through it. Not willing to do that? Then it’s not really love, is it?
Dayum, y’alls, this has been a week to remember - well, it’s been a week to forget about srs stuff like teh Iran, teh North Koreas, job losses, and other shite. Wallowing in a big pool o’ schadenfreude is always a lot of fun.
Actual quote from Sean Hannity interview with Mark Sanford:
“Governor, I tried on this program to warn anybody that would listen that this stimulus plan was not stimulative. That it was all back-ended….”
Coincidence?
boinggg: Way ahead of you.
problemwithcaring: If she had cancer that would be grounds for divorce. Everyone knows that a real man can be bogged down with some cancer riddled hag. Just ask Newt or that other creep.
Where’s Joey Greco when we really need him?
“Spanish is a Loving Tongue”
http://www.elyrics.net/read/f/faithfull-marianne-lyrics/spanish-is-a-loving-tongue-lyrics.html
smellyal8r: Right on! Vitter, Craig, Foley, Ensign, and Sanford. Sounds like a law firm for sex offenders: http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/
Bearbloke: I thought it was “Cats”.
kdaddy: What about Joey Buttafuoco?
Speaking of all things dickhead related. We just missed the anniversary of …
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt
Don Juanquete: “Shi insisted in later years that he never claimed to be female to Boursicot. It was a misunderstanding that Shi simply allowed to stand without correction.”
I can see where the confusion set in.
Yeah, I hope it’s something like that.
Dave J.: Here’s my theory: his wife kicks him out two weeks ago, so he mopes around and contacts Maria again, only to find out she’s cooling on him too. So now he’s desperate, thinking he’s going from 2 to 0, so he jets off to Argentina to try to patch up at least one relationship. Evidently that doesn’t work, so after five days of crying, he remembers to call the office, only to discover everything’s unraveled.
I’m a little surprised he didn’t just fly to Havana at that point and ask for asylum.
Seriously, though, even if his troubles are self-inflicted, he does seem a bit different from the usual run of these guys. I mean, could you imagine Newt Gingrich ever writing any emails like those? Or holding a press conference like that?
I sort of hope he learns something profound from this, but I suspect he’ll just find “redemption” somehow and end up a speaker on the self-help circuit.
Oh this guy with his tears…tears for himself that he screwed up and got caught. These Repubatards are all the same…no pity for YOU if you screw up, but plenty for themselves. And all too willing to screw the poor people in his own state on account of his noble “principles.” A pox on him and all his miserable kind.
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
I’m Doug, and I’m outta heeeeerrrre.
The Party is at RedState- all the boys over there have turned in their essays on Mark Sanford and they are genuinely fun. Sanford has been placed under the bus.
The most scandalous thing in those e-mails is that he took a family vacation to Asia, then came back for like two days, then jetted off to Bermuda… then the next weekend out to Aspen to hang with McCain. Get to work, Goddamnit! You’re the governor. Your state is 48th or 49th in EVERYTHING!!!
wheelie: Any song that starts with a drum machine cannot be any good. So I turned it off.
I love the other story in The State when they found him at Hartsfield Airport. “Wha? What’s all the hubbub about? Oh, that Trail hike…eh, I changed my mind…yeah, that’s it…changed my mind. I needed to unwind, ya see, cause running the Palmetto State can wear on a feller…” What a moron. I hope he won’t quit, but man is he toast. Suck on it Marky. Enjoy watching your career, reputation and family all go up in smoke in one day. God Bless ‘mericuh.
Anyhoo — Sanford deserves every kick in the ass the world gives him right now — and the first should come from the poor black kids who are in SC’s shitty schools.
Fucking redneck… tripped up by fucking a furrner Latina.
I’m laughing all the way to my next Red Bull and vodka. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it….
NYNYNY: Ur right. I love that they don’t want the left to judge them and try to tie John Edwards into all this as well.
Is it too much to hope he reads his emails as narration in the sex tape?
I think Sanford had wood during this sorry literary episode.
LToons: Quid pro quo the Green Card.
J-Man: Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise.
It is really just one war (or two magnificent parts of one war).
You know, Sanford did appear more concerned about his two women today then being governor. Maybe it’s best he resign and choose which woman to chase. He’s obviously a lovesick wacko now, and will be shit for brains for the rest of his term.
Of course, he’s also a lousy governor who puts grandstanding above actual needs of real people, so he should be out of office anyway. But really, he’s a crying, babbling dude tight now who trashed his family for a woman with a great set of cans, who rocked his little heart. He can’t go back to his wife and be happy. He probably should spend the rest of days either hiking the Appalachian trail nude and alone, or say fuck it all and move to Argentina, become an alcoholic, and enjoy his lover with the sweet set of cans.
I have seen the best governors of my generation destroyed by madness, crying hysterical naked,
pulling themselves out of Argentinian sweeties at dawn looking at their magnificent tits,
stonehearted boomers spurning their ancient fishwifes’ conniptions for a pornstar dynamo whose machinery is tight.
maybe it was buried under “scoops of dirt”.
“Though I have started every day by 6 this morning woke at 4:30, I guess since my body knew it was the last day, and I went out and ran the excavator with lights until the sun came up.”
I do not want to know what “running the excavator with lights” means, and I refuse to check the urban dictionary.
Also, I can’t bring myself to respect a guy who writes “whirlwind” as “world wind.”
ph7: Vote “Cans” in 2012.
Hey, you choose the “family values” moniker, you should expect get screwed when you fuck a married chick with “excavator” headlights (and scoops of dirt, I suppose.) So, basically, fuck this guy.
NEXT.
loquaciousmusic: Brillilant. ‘Nuff said.
So… how much does being “SC-1″ pay these days? Because I can imagine that flights to South America aren’t all that cheap, even in the back of the plane. And I would assume such tickets would be paid in a way that the missus wouldn’t see them on next month’s credit card statement.
And am I correct in understanding that he used a vehicle provided by the state to drive all the way down to Atlanta to hop on said plane? I’m sure that he paid for gasoline (in what must be a real gas-guzzler) and other maintenance out of his own pocket.
Otherwise I would hope that all the citizens of South Carolina can have their own tax-funded fling with a caliente Latina (or Latino, if they prefer). How’s that for stimulus spending?
Excavator? I just met her!
So… will he be reaping the world wind?
AxmxZ: The Koala tea of Mercy is not strained?
CthuNHu: Win.
CthuNHu:
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high
sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of
cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities
contemplating jazz
Cuanto la gusta, la gusta, la gusta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rY4d5MlinA
I’ve spent the last five days crying in Argentina. Because when I make love to someone really special, I cry. I cry and cry and cry.
Funny thing is, I’m about 1000 times more likely to vote for Sanford now if I saw his name on a ballot. I like politicians who travel, are curious, have good taste (leave South Carolina–go to Buenos Aries) and are terrible liars. He’s got Huckabee and Fred Thompson (jejeje) beat.
Notice how everyone is talking about Sanford’s follies as opposed to the in depth forum on health care that ABC had with Obama tonight.
America. Fuck yeah!
paintitblack: Sanford didn’t JUST criticize Clinton. He very specifically criticized him for his most serious offense “lying to the American people.” Sanford further opined that without trust, the American people can have no confidence in their government, which is the worst thing that can happen in a democracy.
Yep, Bubba LIED. As in: I did not have sex with that woman — we were hiking on the Appalachian trail.
doesn’t anyone think it annoying that all the “sic”s are put in the emails? i mean, just leave it be!
CthuNHu: jajajajaja
As Chris Rock observed about the Ellen DeGeneres/Anne Heche breakup, with Heche knocking on the door of some house in east LA claiming she needed to talk to God or something, approximately, “I don’t care if you’re a man or a woman; pussy, that stuff’ll drive you crazy.”
Mrs. Sanford is passionate about the role that good nutrition and regular physical activity play in helping to prevent cancer and other chronic diseases.
Mixed green salads with grilled abacaxi (pineapple) and honey (served al fresco, in the balmy sea breezes on a magnificently beautiful Argentinian playa) and vigorous, sweaty, sex with Argentinian hotties are not part of the program, Mark.
BTW, Jenny hopes you get acute Stage 2 cancer of the pecker, too.
yikesahootie, you cannot be serious, SomeNYGuy: Mr Blifil, sezme, Baseproduct:
Suzanne Pleshette and an ultra über-pre Deadwood Ian McShane in the Golden Globe-nominated If It’s Tuesday, This Must be Belgium (~6:58)!
And this loveable cast of dipshits, fucktards, and English-is-a-supremely-fungible-language morans.
Today, we are all bodacious ta-tas.
Holding Out for a Hero: Jen Sanford…ex-(Lazard Freres & Co) M&A veep.
If the “reconciliation” doesn’t work out, she’ll be ripping his shit apart like Gordon Gecko in O. Stone’s Wall Street.
Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel, ya douchenozzle!
Behind every successful dipshit male ‘Murican pol stands a tough-as-Jesus-cruxifyin’-nails lady.
This gives new meaning to the term “trail head”.
“Beloved back at you” done……
trixiesprings: I think The State did that just so they could pull this one off:
… it’s ok with me, i (sic) love you …
Honestly, guys, that’s a little low. If you think she’s a golddigger, say so.
I have found the smoking gun! Go to the email that starts out:
Sweetest,
It was indeed a long day. I am most jealous of your salad under the palm tree.
That’s worthy of its own discussion, but continue on to here:
I remember Jenny, or someone close to me, once commenting that while my mom was pleasant and warm it was sad she had never accomplished anything of significance.
Do you understand? Jenny dissed his mom!! That right there explains everything. This marriage was doomed from the start.
Mahousu: [Forrest Gump voice] Jenny, I don’t luuuuve you!
19kevin8: We’re not allowed to cross-post here, or discuss off-topic items in a thread, under threat of BAN.
Well goddammit, look what you talked me into doing. Now I’m banned.
Mahousu: That must have been pre-1994 bake sale-in ‘n gladhandin’ PUMAtard Jenny. You know, the M&A ice queen with ice water in her veins up in at Lazard Freres in Nyu Eyork Cities who imparted that nugget of wisdom about Mama to (sic) Marc. Goes to show never, ever make example of a Southron boy’s momma.
So Jenny became shy and retiring, in order to fit the obligatory standard GOP Stepford wife template. Her family, the Chicago Skil Tools fortune Sullivans, must be ready to take a belt sander to (sic) Marc’s melon.
It’s the Chicago way! One call into Rahm or Willy Ayers would get the ball rolling…
What are the odds that Maria (fake name) is a spy for Venezuela?
schvitzatura: Sanford essentially comes right out and says that for the last 15 years, he hasn’t known love, and it was just his and his wife’s political ambition that was carrying him along. But now that he’s essentially in the next-to-top spot, he realizes it’s no longer enough.
And sadly enough, the awkward way he puts it makes me think it’s actually true, and not just an excuse to get into Maria’s pantalones. Oh, well. At least he won’t have to worry about that “political ambition” business any more.
The extortion, blackmail, & bribery cover-up.
J-Man: No way on Hanks. Need a longer face. How about Adrien Brody with a funny gray wig?
smellyal8r: GAH! My family insanely rants about Ted Kennedy, too. When they discovered Ted had a brain tumor, my family said such vile & horrid things (of course, they are excellent “christians” who ram their “religiousity” down everyone’s throat) that I had to hang up the phone. It was frigging disgusting.
So yeah: like I’m gonna cry a river over douchebag Sanford? Nah, don’t think so.
Jukesgrrl: thanks for the update; wasn’t sure, but kinda figured as much, given how arrogantly condescending he behaves. Please, the Republicans went nutso full-time over the Clintons and wasted $millions upon $millions trying to trump up something on them. True that Bubba was stupid and didn’t leave it in his pants, but the execrable Jonah Goldberg’s even more execrable mother, Lucien, set up a little sting operation w/the idiotic Monica, and the rest his history. Like I care that Clinton had a blow job? That’s between him & Hils. Please. What a waste of my tax dollar from the folks who constantly scream about alleged “tax & spend” democrats.
Schadenfreuda, peeps, schandenfreude… smells good any ole time of the day.
I didn’t read those e-mails. He shouldn’t have had that sad presser, because now I feel sorry for him.
And let this be a lesson to everyone. Every adult should have a nice box of stationery.
Adultery: bringing letter-writing back.