• NEW INSANE NIXON TAPES: Uh oh, the National Archives has released another 150 hours of tape from the Nixon Administration! THESE ARE ALWAYS INSPIRING. What did he think about abortion hmm? “‘There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white,’ he told an aide, before adding: ‘Or a rape.'” Eh, rape is questionable; best to just save it for the mulattoes. [NYT]
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  • user-of-owls

    Exactly what administration was in power when Hopey was born??

  • President Beeblebrox


    – Richard Milhous Nixon

  • tunamelt

    To be fair, I bet that a lot of anti-abortion activists are okay with with Nixon’s believe minus the rape.

  • Jim Newell

    [re=345478]user-of-owls[/re]: Lincoln. Don’t you read the newspapers?

  • Internally valid

    This must be that common ground Obama has been talking about.

  • magic titty

    Richard Milhous Nixon: The Original Wingnut

  • user-of-owls

    [re=345485]Jim Newell[/re]: I thought Abe was his dad. Also, you told us we can’t read newspapers anymore, remember?

  • ManchuCandidate

    Kennedy. Just missed Noxin by 5 years or so.

    Not cool, Dicky. Anyone who wants to abort mulattoes like Halle Berry is one pure evil dude.

  • NoWireHangers

    Wow, just when you thought you knew all the things that made Nixon one of our greatest American assholes, you learn something new.

  • tunamelt

    Incidentally, you know those like Sesame Street children’s books where you push the button and get to hear a little sound bite of Elmo or a car horn that goes with the story?

    I want one of those for American history with mostly clips from the Nixon administration.

  • Baseproduct

    This is all a Lieberal conspiracy to smear the memory and great legacy of R.M. “Dick” Nixon. Without his brave Ping-Ponging, our great nation wouldn’t have the consumer goods or quality of life it has now. Also debt.

  • problemwithcaring

    Nixon is often called our most liberal prez. Evidence of his distaste for Dairy Queen milk-based frozen drinks really reinforces that.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    Giving birth to a cookie would be more fun and delicious than giving birth to a child.

  • Carrie_Okie

    So Dick was more racist but also more librul. Abortion, we do it for the eugenics.

  • nappyduggs

    [re=345497]problemwithcaring[/re]: Also the explotation of those DAMNED ubiquitous cookies @ the Starbucks cash register.

  • Hooray For Anything

    Whenever you start to think George W was the biggest dick in the White House, something comes out about Tricky Dick to show who the biggest dick was.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Is saddlebacking between a white and black acceptable?

  • Mr Blifil


  • Extemporanus

    Jeez. How much footage did Oliver Stone shoot for that [EXPLETIVE DELETED] movie, anyway? Can’t the studio just release it all at once as part of a Super [EXPLETIVE DELETED] Duper Collector’s Edition Blu-Ray DVD Director’s [EXPLETIVE DELETED] Cut, or something?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Ronald Reagan “heartily approved” of the Saturday Night Massacre. Who knew he was an imperialist, authoritarian, anti-democratic dolt? Oh, wait.

  • Serolf Divad

    OMFG…. just… OMFG!

  • user-of-owls

    [re=345495]Baseproduct[/re]: Damn straight. That’s why they have a secret shrine devoted to Milhous in the corporate headquarters of Walmart.

  • jetjaguar

    Nobody cares about Nixon anymore, I want the GW/Cheney tapes.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=345506]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: If your name’s Rick Warren, you can saddleback a Lincoln Towncare and get away with it.

  • 4tehlulz

    Maybe he was talking about these guys from Star Trek; I have to admit that could be a problem.

  • user-of-owls

    [re=345491]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Oh sure…if you go by the FORGED BIRTH CERTIFICATE!11!

  • tunamelt

    [re=345513]jetjaguar[/re]: Those are going to be so good and by good I mean disheartening and sad.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    This is seriously going to ruin my ability to defend Nixon at all in my yearly turn as Devil’s Advocate at the Thanksgiving dinner table. It’s fun to watch my mother’s forehead veins begin to pulsate. Alas, it is my one wish that all of the white will be bred out of the human race by the year 2067.

  • ManchuCandidate

    No you don’t. I’ve heard that’s it’s just 500 hours of Two Dudes, One Cup.

  • 4tehlulz

    [re=345520]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: There’s always the EPA, I guess.

  • ManchuCandidate

    I’ve always wondered, if a black/white and white/black bred then would their kid be gray?

  • keepinitrealyo

    He WASN’T messing with Frost’s head! He really was concerned that he might have done some fornicating the night before!

  • WadISay

    And just to end the suspense, the 18-1/2 minute gap does not include Nixon, Haldeman and Erlichman singing Kum-bay-ya.

  • Double Scorpion

    [re=345478]user-of-owls[/re]: in 1961 Nnamdi Azikiwe was the president of Nigeria, so I will say the CIA was in power.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=345526]keepinitrealyo[/re]: Nixon had a constant case of whiskey dick, so that isn’t possible. The man drank like Hemingway and talked like a pro-wrestler.

  • TGY

    Not even Checkers would approve of this shit.

  • dijetlo

    I thought we didn’t have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore?

  • Cicada

    [re=345502]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: mmmm..delicious mulatto vagina cookies.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=345520]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: when I look around this area (DC Metro) I think you might get your wish soon, and it is lovely. There is every shade in the spectrum, every naitionality in the world represented. Metro is like a United Nations meeting. You can go in any direction and get Thai, Ethiopian, Afghan, Burmese food. Then, I go see my S Jersey and SE PA relatives for a big family function, and the white is blinding, and the place is thick with Republicans and racists. Unless there are some unaborted black/white rape babies on the horizon (my rellies not going to touch a brown person with a ten-foot pole), that branch of my family is not going to help you get your wish.

  • Min

    One word says it all…


  • FormerDCite

    Unfortunately there are many people out there who want to retroactively abort Obama. Most of them are unhinged uneducated white folks, ( which describes 99% of the FAUX nooze talking heads and viewers.)

  • Georgia Burning

    Nixon now, more than ever!

    Slogan still works. Even with Cheney providing guidance, GW couldn’t quite hit the level of the evil master!

  • Manos: Hands of Fate

    [re=345488]magic titty[/re]: More of your standard paranoid, hateful asshole really.

  • nappyduggs

    And by holy decree of the Great Barack Hussein Obama, all Mandingo warriors are encouraged to venture forth with Courvoisier and the pimp game in order to create a superior race of Blites. Wow. That’s a word you get when you smash “black” and “white” together. Oh dear.

  • forgracie

    [re=345478]user-of-owls[/re]: Kennedy. But wouldn’t Tricky Dick be suprised today!

  • Capitol Hillbilly

    God I miss that man.

  • orange

    anything about quadroons?

  • you

    when you have a black and a white OR a rape? you mean nixon actually thought there could be a distinction? wow, i learn something new everyday from teh internets.

  • totoro

    The title of the NYT article becomes pretty shocking after you read the article. Those raving lefties obviously wanted to let the world know that Nixon was a raging white-supremacist sociopath but that title got pruned down somehow. It somehow sheds new light on his enthusiastic incineration Vietnamese and Cambodian children by B-52 too. Also good to know that Ronnie was right there behind Nixon in supporting the overthrow of our government. I think it’s called treason.

  • Mr Blifil

    [re=345545]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: True, Nixon was not a wingnut. Wingnut’s emerged after Nixon had been discredited as a lying, scum-sucking racist cunt. Wingnuts were the folks who went about the business of trying to repair the damage. It only took them about six years to get Reagan in place, and that’s when the real doubling-down on crazy began.

  • WhatTheHeck

    NIxon/Reagan 2012.
    Republicans last great white hope.

  • ph7

    You know, you gotta love the best anti-semite, paranoid, racist Quaker that ever opened up China.

    I may wear socks at the beach this weekend in his honor.

  • Accordion-o-rama

    I’m probably headed to hell for defending someone as vile as Nixon, but I assumed when I heard the quote was he was talking about the situation white wives who, after a an affair
    with a black man, risk being beaten up or killed by the husbands (since it would be clear the baby wasn’t his). Nixon was a racist, but I don’t think he really advocated abortions for all mixed race pregnancies. On the other hand, if someone were to unearth a Nixon quote specifically to that effect, I’d probably believe it.

  • AxmxZ

    Tricky Dick’s tricksy-sense was tingling, but alas, 47th trimester was much too late to abort.

  • Kev-O-Tron

    Seeing as Pat Buchanan was his speechwriter I”m not the least bit surprised by this.

  • d4g33z

    At another point [Nixon] said, “It may be they have a death wish. You know that’s been the problem with our Jewish friends for centuries.”

    Oh, that’s it!

  • shellyboo98

    [re=345590]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: So he’s not against ALL interracial babies. Just you know…the illegitimate ones.

    Kind of like when he said most Jews were disloyal…it was ok cuz he qualified it?

  • sezme

    Prescient, wasn’t he, the old Quaker-cracker!

  • magic titty

    [re=345585]ph7[/re]: this probably shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did. or maybe it should have. thank you.

  • magic titty

    [re=345545]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: But he lit the flame, did he not?

  • Accordion-o-rama

    [re=345657]shellyboo98[/re]: No, pro-choice is not the same as pro-abortion. I think he’s taking a sympathetic stance toward mothers in precarious circumstances, as mentioned above. I read his use of “necessary” as meaning it’s necessary to make the abortion option available (because of potentially dire maternal circumstances), not that it’s necessary the abortion must happen. Maybe I’m wrong, but I think the more ominous, genocidal reading is not justified by the present quotation. That said, I’d be happy to change my mind based on additional information, should someone provide it.

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=345590]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Nixon most likely meant what he said. He was a big believer in racial purity. Black nationalism (he supported Black universities, Black banks and affirmative action) is mainly where he and civil right leaders like Whitney Young found common ground.

    Also, fears that integration would lead to wide-spread, society-crumbling miscegenation were pretty much as main-stream then as irrational fears about dangerous Gitmo detainee wreaking havoc on US soil are now.

  • J-Man

    [re=345478]user-of-owls[/re]: I’m going with Jomo Kenyatta. Or Sukarno.
    [re=345548]nappyduggs[/re]: Would you prefer Whacks?

  • Accordion-o-rama

    [re=345686]problemwithcaring[/re]: “Meant what he said” ignores that language is ambiguous and context sensitive. We both think we “meant what he said”.

    I appreciate your info regarding Black nationalism, but the genocidal interpretation of the quote strikes me as being in entirely another league, racism-wise. Wikipedia’s article on him notes “Nixon sought a middle way between the segregationist George C. Wallace and liberal Democrats, whose support of integration was alienating some Southern white Democrats”. This may just be power politics at work, but it does not strike me as consistent with the extreme genocidal world view you’re attributing to him. Are you aware of any public statements he made supporting a genocidal world view? I’ve looked up some quote pages and they strike me as run-of-the-mill, Archie Bunker sort of bigot, no more.

  • Chet Kincaid

    [re=345599]AxmxZ[/re]: Kudos for the display of math skills. “But Mr. Nixon, what if the fetus is a POTUS?” The irony is scrumptious!

  • IslandGirlFL

    [re=345528]Double Scorpion[/re]: um. KENYA, dude. Also.

  • IslandGirlFL

    [re=345575]Mr Blifil[/re]: “doubling down on crazy since 1980” the new Republican slogan!!!

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=345542]Min[/re]: Ol’ Tricky Dicky sorta invented the whole Republican-as-hateful-monster thing didn’t he?

    You go back through history and you find:

    Eisenhower -> decent, beloved guy, warned us about the Military Industrial Complex
    Hoover -> Mildly corrupt, sorta incompetent but not a terrible person
    Harding -> Ditto.
    Coolidge -> Softspoken, shy, maybe a bit lazy
    Taft -> fun loving, obese
    Teddy Roosevelt -> Loved camping, hunting, busting the big business ‘trusts’

    …and so all the way back to Lincoln who was actually pretty awesome.

    Most of our really awful presidents before Nixon were Dems and Whigs or somesuch, weren’t they?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=345548]nappyduggs[/re]: a superior race of Blites. Wow. That’s a word you get when you smash “black” and “white” together.

    If I was a mixed breed person, I’d ask my peeps to call me a “Wigger.” That’d be so dope.

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=345730]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Are you aware of any public statements he made supporting a genocidal world view?

    Oh gosh, – well, fuck me, Accordion. Neither of us can read this dead man’s mind, so I am not challenging you. I just wrote that irrational “fears…of miscegenation” were pretty common in Nixon’s day. I am not saying he – or other racists like him – thought this racists paranoia all the way to through to its ultimate genocidal conclusions.

    You were defending his comment as some sort of concern for white ladies at “risk being beaten up or killed by the husbands,” right? I am not familiar with his wiki page, so I can’t speak to the accuracy of that. But there is plenty of evidence that the anti-integrationist ethos that informed 99% of all Nixon’s civil rights policy was largely informed by a belief that all the problems between the races stemmed from race-mixing. And therefore it is highly likely that – he meant what the fuck he said. (For quotes – well, you got me. I ain’t a Paultard, so I don’t carry around my bibliography, but try Ehrlichman, “Witness to Power” and Kotlowski’s “Nixon and His Civil Rights.” Those sound like books that would have shit like that in them.)

    And now that I am forever banned for being hideously unfunny, I hope you feel better about aiding Nixon in marginalizing yet another minority.

  • octupletsmom

    That’s why Hopey can’t come up with his birth certificate. He had to be secretly born, and hidden away from the Nixonites.

  • Pizzuti

    Just remember that Karl Rove’s first work was trying to elect Richard Nixon.

    Also, Dianne Sawyer worked for Nixon!

  • lumpenprole

    The great thing about the multigenerational, epic vomit of Nixon tapes is that it makes me think that there is a God. Not a God who loves us, but one that is still kinda fond of us. So, every once in a while, Nixon ruins himself all over again.

  • CthuNHu

    [re=345493]tunamelt[/re]: OMG WANT THIS!!

    Even more, I want the “Tickle Me Dick” doll that plays random, but mainly obscene, clips from the White House tapes when you caress it just so. Better yet: the same thing, but trapped in the body of a Hello Kitty doll. Ooh, or Hannah Montana.

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