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- WHY IS OBAMA TRYING TO KILL ALL HIS IMPORTANT LADIES? Maybe that Sotomayor “slip” at the airport wasn’t an accident after all. “Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fractured her right elbow Wednesday during a fall, State Department officials said.” Look out, Janet Napolitano! [CNN]
These were no accidents. When you flirt with Obama, Michelle’s gonna kick your ass.
I think the next ‘accident’ will be Michelle Obama breaking a nail.
Don’t worry, Hopey can heal them!
Come on, Sarah. You know these are all plays for sympathy Hillary wants to be wearing a cast on her leg when she’s hauled up before congress after the new Iranian revolution fizzles to explain why Barack Obama didn’t personally fly over to Iran and KICK AYATOLLA KAHMEENI’S ASS the same way he swatted that fly in that interview recently.
“Why is Obama trying to kill all his impotent ladies?”
A Promise Keeper conspiracy to send them back to the kitchen?
I see Bill still has some wayward jizz wreaking havoc in DC.
Obama the Shit Magnet.
Lady-Americans of a certain age are more likely to develop osteoporosis because a neglected uterus gets angry and hungry for bones.
I give it about 5 more comments before this thread turns into nothing but cankle jokes.
Woman are tripping over themselves to be in His presence.
First he said those awful things about Willow Palin, now this!?
He’s gotta stop entering rooms shouting “Where da white wimmin at?”
Bitches get out of line…..
Drunk as a skunk.
But did he rape them with his mouth?
I actually don’t wish her physical harm anymore. Stop me, before I feel again.
Oooo…the elbow. Michelle doesn’t fuck around.
Apparently, Hillary didn’t factor her increased mass when she tried to arrest her rapid descent.
Serolf Divad: Obama the ninja.
Crab1: pure win. also, estrogen and stuff.
also.
Oh, great. Now who’s going to kill the next White House snitch?
I would take a banana peel for Hillary.
That’s what happens when you pile drive Chuckie Krauthammer without unstrapping him from his chair.
It’s a cover up. Clinton hurt her elbow trying to read the tattoos while playing Twister with Angelina Jolie.
Women are so frail. They should leave walking and being affected by gravity to men.
You know, “Secretary of State” has a nicer ring to it than “dreary pantsuited hag whose man diddled with the intern.” I’m glad we finally replaced that.
Shitstorm of PUMA outrage in 3…2…1
MAYBE IF THEY WERE BAREFOOT (THE WAY JESUS INTENDED THEM TO BE) PERHAPS THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN.
WadISay: It’s always diarrhea monsoon season in PUMAland.
DVD from Falwell’s web store accusing Obama of trying kill the woman around him in 3, 2, 1 …
WASHINGTON — Janet Napolitano resigned today as head of the Department of Homeland Security. “Fuck that shit, man,” she said in a terse news release. “First, Sandy has a broken leg and now the Hillz suddenly breaks her elbow. Accidents? I think not. Right wing conspiracy? Hah. Hopey and Michelle are getting our of hand with those required bondage sessions. I’m outta here. They can give the job to that slutty flight attendant, Palin.”
ps — No children were mentioned in the course of writing this news release.
Our Man is simply displaying his varied taste in litraturz. He just finished reading Iceberg Slim’s “Pimp” and will now be ending every briefing with “and then I beat the bitch with a hanger.” He’s sooooo dreamy.
David St. Hubbins: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It’s just not really widely reported.
Take heed, Helen Thomas! The next time you open your goddamn piehole it could cost you an arm AND a leg.
And a hip. Also.
My predictions: Janet Napolitano will “slip in the shower”, Hilda Solis will “fall down the stairs”, and Nancy Pelosi’s staffers will be seen buying her a truckload of vanishing cream.
That Rahm Emmanuel needs to start controlling his anger better.
Serolf Divad: Oh no you didn’t! You did not put the snowbilly “h” at the end of our Associate Editrix’s name, did you? Who is this Sarah you are addressing?
I’m putting my money on Valerie Jarrett.
Note to Chelsea: Start taking calcium now.
Janet’s penis got caught in her desk drawer.
At least it doesn’t hurt that bad when you’re as drunk as Hills.
Try anything like this on Sebelius and she’ll take your ass DOWN!
Bitches be trippin’…
Giver her a break, she and Chelsea were dodging sniper fire.
I am sitting in the Dallas airport next to a crew of very conservative Texans; CNN is on the television. The news breaks that Hillary Clinton will require surgery for her broken elbow. Traveling is a rough enough business as is–when you have three idiots on maximum overload next to you, life becomes hardly bearable. The conversation turns on a serious note to how Obama, the black, is violent and will beat up Sotomayor and Clinton if they disagree with him. WHY IS VALIUM NOT SOLD OVER THE COUNTER AT THESE AIRPORTS?!?