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  • CIVIL RIGHTS BATTLES OF OUR TIME: You can use the free wi-fi on Utah Transit Authority trains and buses, but you better not look at some boobies, because a transit cop will write you a ticket and, most likely, chastise you in a sort of embarrassing way. But passengers can appeal the porn citations. [Salt Lake Tribune]


1:41 PM on Mon June 15 2009
By Ken Layne
531 Views

  1. NoWireHangers says at 1:45 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Hobos have been masturbating on public transit for years without fancy internet porn. Amateurs!

  2. Scarab says at 1:46 pm, June 15th, 2009

    What if you’re watching at porn of one male and multiple females?

  3. RoscoePColtraine says at 1:50 pm, June 15th, 2009

    GO-riller boobies, also too!!

  4. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 1:51 pm, June 15th, 2009

    You’d think guys with five wives and seventeen children would be too tired to look at porn.

  5. x111e7thst says at 1:51 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Tits & get out?

  6. vitira says at 1:54 pm, June 15th, 2009

    No gambling, either. Probably blocked the site for Coke and Budweiser because you wouldn’t want a good Mormon getting tempted. Nope, just go home to your wives &c. That’s healthy.

  7. SayItWithWookies says at 1:54 pm, June 15th, 2009

    They’re strict in Utah — you can’t look at pictures of caffeinnated drinks, either.

  8. RoscoePColtraine says at 1:56 pm, June 15th, 2009

    So the only smut allowed on UTA trains will be the 14 year old preacher’s daughters on their way to the STD clinic?

  9. Extemporanus says at 2:01 pm, June 15th, 2009

    I have a MormonSoft iStone 3G that only displays porn if put in a hat. Would that be legal?

  10. Hooray For Anything says at 2:01 pm, June 15th, 2009

    What about if they’re still wearing their Jesus Jammies?

  11. Monsieur Grumpe says at 2:02 pm, June 15th, 2009

    What about naked kittens?

  12. drrty martini says at 2:03 pm, June 15th, 2009

    There are boobies on the Internet?! Why have I been wasting all this time waiting for the Daily Dish to load when I could have been looking at boobies!!

  13. norbizness says at 2:05 pm, June 15th, 2009

    If some Mormon cop tries to harsh my mellow with a ticket, I’ll just tell him I’m just previewing my own personal afterlife planet of birthday suit-clad white wimmen.

  14. Holy Cow!! says at 2:06 pm, June 15th, 2009

    In other news, riders who drink coffee or other caffeinated drinks will be summarily executed.

  15. Geez, someone’s magic underpants are in a bunch.

  16. norbizness says at 2:13 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Furthermore, you may not Twerddle “KarlMalone & JohnStockton were gay4eachother #lambda”

  17. Wait, civil rights battle? Does that mean you can look at boobies if you are in the back of the bus?

  18. snoidoid says at 2:31 pm, June 15th, 2009

    But what if they’re Marie Osmond’s boobies?

  19. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 3:00 pm, June 15th, 2009

    But checking out cock is still all right?

  20. Like boobs need any more attention…

  21. Min: Very true. I’m an abs man.

  22. zhubajie says at 6:31 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Are Mormon-mommies allowed to breast-feed on the Pubic Transport?

    Zhu Bajie

  23. Que miras, cabron! says at 8:53 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Surely there is an exception for pigtailed ladies showing their holy underwear.

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