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YOU MUST WATCH FOX & FRIENDS DISCUSS THE UIGHURS’ RELEASE TO VARIOUS ISLAND NATIONS: Thank you Gawker for having video interns to capture the marvelous nonsense from this morning’s edition of Fox & Friends, the topic being “these Uighur characters,” in the words of Steve Doocy. “Do you want to go to a place where that guy over there, in the sombrero, was actually trained in a terror camp in Afghanistan?” (Bermuda is one of the Mexicos now.) [Gawker]

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  1. These Uighurs wear funny costumes, don’t they? They would be easy to identitfy and pick off if any good Merican sees them prancing around our neighborhoods

  2. The incessant babbling, and the roving, shifting crazy eyes on display in just a few seconds of that video was enough to make my heart flutter with anxiety. Do they just let anyone babble nonsense on television these days and call it “news”? Let’s not forget that “these Uighur characters” are being freed because they committed no crime and that they may well have been tortured by our Government for several years. What utter fools. If someone slips poison into your drink, let’s hope the effect is that you lose your ability to speak.

  3. At least we know “Morning Joe” is sponsored by Starbucks. What are the “friends” ingesting in commercial breaks? It almost seems like the conservative version of a baked circle of friends ranting about things…minus the smoke and the wisdom.

  4. So let me get this straight.
    We rounded these guys up, charged them with nothing, threw them in Gitmo and let them rot for the last four years. And if we send them home, they’ll be tortured and executed.

    Seems entirely reasonable to put the blame squarely where it belongs….on those Uighur characters. Steve Doocey is right….this is EXACTLY what Jesus would do.

  5. Just to be safe, I assume anyone who is brown might be a terrorist. Like yellow-jacket crazy-face lady up there. She probably has a bomb in her Coach purse.

  6. [re=337970]dennymcden[/re]: That’s not Gretchen Carlson. It’s Steve Doocy in really bad drag. Someone should tell him that yellow is not his color. Also.

  7. A cupla things:
    1.) The blond queen doing all that squawking gave great table service at Lucky Chengs last night. I am glad that she has a day job, though. Keep reachin for the stars, boo!

    2.) As we are all well aware the whole continent of Australia was used as a place to dump undesirables so maybe the detainees will coup and either blow us all to hell or produce wonderful pop culture icons. Uigher Dundee, anyone?

  8. GAH! If Cheney REALLY wants to get serious, down ‘n dirty about real, he-man torture, he should just post a giant photo that twisted skank all ovah Gitmo. I’m just about to ‘fess up to anything right now. Whatsa matter, girly-Dicktard? R you a-skeered of the pussy Geneva convention???

  9. Oh hell no, Doocy! I don’t wanna go there!

    Of course, it’ll be hard to tell exactly who is the terrorist in the sombrero in Mexican Bermuda because, as we know, all Mexicans wear sombreros, just as all Bavarians wear them cute little leather pants ensembles every day to work. The Uighurs will probably be doubly crafty and join a mariachi band.

  10. [re=337976]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Is Doocy in drag to better facilitate the grabbing of the lingerie models? Or is he doing some ‘investigative journalism’ into the ‘prison life’ (read: butt sex) of ‘Uighurs’ (read: gays)?

  11. I love Gretchen Carlson. There, I said it.

    Oh and I like the “Someone better tell Geraldo they might be going to Puerto Rico”

    How about warning Sonia Sotomayor?

  12. [re=337973]hockeymom[/re]: I see in an effort to cut costs down, Fox had to lay off all their fact checkers. They apparently have also cut their internet service as they appear to be unable to even Google something.

  13. On my computer screen the crazy-eyed Fox lady image is just inches from the hot singles chat room ad with the come-hither-eyed cute chick. It gives me mental whiplash.

  14. “What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he’s around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I’m semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing… he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance… Just a tiny bit.”

  15. [re=337972]loudmouthredhead[/re]: I recognize those staring eyes and the grinding teeth. They are the sure signs of someone who has way overinduged in bad coke heavily cut with mannitol.

  16. Okay, this is so far down the list of crimes against reason that I hesitate to even bring it up — buuuut here goes anyway. Whythefuck do they naturally assume that these Uighurs are going to be waiters? I mean, one of them might also be the goddamn landlord of your villa too, right? Or is it that all brown people do is wear sombreros and bring you drinks?
    Then again, after that avalanche of stupid, Fox & Friends probably ought to stay away from Bermuda — because ordering some Chinese Muslim around and calling him Pedro might just remind him who rooted for his imprisonment without charges for seven years.

  17. The picture really deserve alt text. But a blonde talker on Fox News with arched eyebrows and an open mouth isn’t even low hanging fruit. It’s rotting on the ground.

  18. Following the principle of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend,” we find that Uighurs hate commies, Ronald Reagan hated commies, therefore Ronald Reagan would like Uighurs. Therefore, if Fox and Friends hates on Uighurs, they is hatin’ on Ronald Reagan. Just say’n.

  19. AK-47 to fight Chinese incursions in your native homeland: one goat
    Rifle training with Afghani anti-Chinese militia: three goats
    Being mistaken for an Al Qaeda operative: five years off your life
    Ticket to Bermuda: $200
    Still being mistaken for a Mexican Muslin: priceless.

  20. I’m deaf, so someone has to tell me: does “Uighur” rhyme with “Booger” or “Luger?”

    Thanks.

    p.s. Yes, I am Huckabee’s poetry ghostwriter. Fuck off.

  21. [re=337973]hockeymom[/re]: Poor Uighurs. The Bushies actually negotiated with the Chinese for various shit, offering to send these sad people home to be tortured. More–we’d already gotten the ball rolling, keep them in solitary confinement for years, letting them out for two hours of “freedom” a day–in a cage.

    Again, the wingers prove they are morally bankrupt, cruel and ignorant. We owe the Uighurs a huge apology, serious reparations, and a chance to waterboard the fuckers responsible for the way they were treated. Starting with Dick.

  22. [re=338002]GDuvall[/re]: “What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he’s around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No.”

    Uh, actually I would certainly be taken in if he has a long, red pointy tail. That would be some kind of giveaway, eh? I mean, imagine him saying “no, no, I’m just, uh, a genetic freak! Yeah, that’s it! I was born all fucked ‘n shit, like this.”

    And then he accidentally vaporizes some kid on a bicycle who spits on him and well, the game is up. So yes, we would be taken in by the red pointy tail, asshole, whoever you are that is being quoted.

  23. “The surveyors say they may run into some quicksand up ahead.”

    “Ok, I’ll send down a team of horses to check it out.”

    “Horses! *THWACK* We can’t afford to lose no horses, you dummy! Send down a couple of Uighurs.”

  24. So the Uighurs are Mexican Muslins? That means Obama (a secret Muslin!!!!!) will appoint them to the Supreme Court to force us all to have gay abortions!!!!! IT’S WHAT GLENN BACK SAID WOULD HAPPEN!!!!! ALSO!!!!!

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