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COMMENT OF THE DAY

June 9, 2009

by Jim Newell  

THIS IS DISGUSTING AND DOES NOT ENCOURAGE GOOD COMMENTS: But very funny too! From the FREE ABORTIONS thread we have “mpslim,” a male: “Yes!! I’m not even female, but I think I will have something baby shaped removed from my anus in a symbolic gesture honoring the wonder of abortion.”

{ 24 comments }

memzilla June 9, 2009 at 8:14 pm

The closest thing a man can come to childbirth is to have an old-fashioned haemmorhoidectomy, complete with scalpels and stiches, and then take his first dump while the stiches are still fresh.

Same principle: excruciating pain while passing something 20 times too large through the hole.

Jamie Sommers June 9, 2009 at 8:16 pm

What’s Karl Rove doing in his anus?

FunkyPalmettoBug June 9, 2009 at 8:19 pm

[re=335365]memzilla[/re]: Massive kidney stone with jagged edges?

smellyal8r June 9, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Uh, his head?

19kevin8 June 9, 2009 at 8:21 pm

[re=335365]memzilla[/re]: That’s a mental image I didn’t need to have right befoer dinner…. Thanks!!

Brendan M. June 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm

[re=335369]Jamie Sommers[/re]: Proving his Republican bona fides. Turd Blossom ain’t no RINO!

memzilla June 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm

[re=335377]19kevin8[/re]: I would have gladly traded the mental image for the physical experience.

First time I ever had had a doctor double my pain medication without his being directly asked. Yet another difference between me and Rush Limpbaugh.

Hominidx June 9, 2009 at 8:49 pm

By definition, the baby hole was made for that size. Back into the stirrups with you!

El Bombastico June 9, 2009 at 9:07 pm

Well, to do that, you would have to first INSERT something baby-shaped into your anus. And thus you would be inadvertently performing a symbolic gesture honoring the Republican party.

SlipperyDick June 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm

Why not just wear pants with the word ‘juicy’ written on the ass?

Holding Out for a Hero June 9, 2009 at 9:39 pm

How come “lea111″ didn’t win? Was she on the wrong website or something?

El Pinche June 9, 2009 at 10:29 pm

awwwww ! a butt baby!!

Jukesgrrl June 9, 2009 at 10:34 pm

Mpslim was a contender but, Jim, you should have given it to yourself for that alt-text on Miss Lindsey. Mmmm.

Lionel Hutz Esq. June 9, 2009 at 11:00 pm

If he was really sympathetic, he would have something baby shaped shoved up his anus.

mpslim June 9, 2009 at 11:50 pm

I guess I should be gloating about my victorious victory, but my anus is still tender from earlier

saggyboobedhag June 10, 2009 at 12:17 am

Finally a comment worth of reward. Truly repulsive and yet sympathetic and apropos. Well done.

gurukalehuru June 10, 2009 at 12:59 am

You know, I was skeptical about this comment of the day thing, but that…spidoosh!

hobospacejunkie June 10, 2009 at 4:31 am

[re=335487]mpslim[/re]: Congratulations! Truly worthy. And disgusting. And creative. And vulgar.

Uncle Bubba June 10, 2009 at 8:50 am

And having pulled it from his anus, he smelled it and knew it was the one. He took it to the other ones, those in a pile and buzzing. What do you call it, he asked. Well, it looks like it, smells like it and has a mind full of it. We dubya it George, he is full of it.

norbizness June 10, 2009 at 9:08 am

It’s time to hand little Travis the shotgun and let him put down this ‘feature.’

Fear of a Black Reagan June 10, 2009 at 10:22 am

Banned or encouraged? I never fucking know with you people…JIM NEWELL!!!

Min June 10, 2009 at 11:44 am

I don’t know whether to be congratulatory or simply appalled, so I’ll go with “buttsecks!”

ph7 June 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm

Congrats. All I could muster out of my anus was a partial birth abortion.

qaf June 10, 2009 at 3:10 pm

In other words this is someone who would welcome a cattle mutilation. On himself.

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