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IF BILL CLINTON WAS BLACK, THEN HOW IS OBAMA NOT MUSLIM? A real winner in the Moonie Times op-ed section today. We reach Absolute Zero by only the end of the second paragraph: “The man now happy to have his Islamic-rooted middle name featured prominently has engaged in the most consequential bait-and-switch since Adolf Hitler duped Neville Chamberlain over Czechoslovakia at Munich.” Swish. [Washington Times]
That picture is making me dizzy, not to mention feeling a little KKK.
The comments are awesome crazy.
I’ve been reliably informed that Frank J. Gaffney Jr. is in fact the pseudonym of former libtard snark-monger Liz Glover.
Jesus Hussein Christ!
Airborne Toxic Event: Agreed. I marked all 102 comments as “offensive”.
Anyone who works at the Washington Times, as well as anyone who has worked with anyone who works at the Washington Times, and their families, should be shot in the face, or at least sentenced to 12 years hard labor in North Korea, or Rush Limbaugh’s sex dungeon. Literally.
Airborne Toxic Event: but there was this one shining star, presumably directed at the author: “Your paranoid delusions, slander, intolerance and fake theologogy should disqualfy you from ever having anything published under the guise of intelligent thought or analysis. You’re an utter lunatic.” Besides, everyone knows Obama is the first MUSLIN president.
Between this and the 9/11 truther telethon, there will be a lot wingnuts with chapped hands. Fap, fap, fap.
Frank Gafney…that name sounds familiar…wasn’t he Secretard of Commerce under ‘W’ or something?
I tried to read that shit article, I really did. You see it’s the end of the day and I’m feeling grouchy and fatigued. I was desperate enough to click the link, but I only got as far as halfway through the first sentence: During his White House years, William Jefferson Clinton — someone Judge Sonia Sotomayor might call a “white male” –
Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.–someone any rational human being might call a rat faced turd eater–
“Just ask Joe-the-plumber.”
yes-indeed-double-deedy, when i am looking for the truth i will do just that, thank you washington times comments section.
Airborne Toxic Event: I can’t believe it took 3 comments to get to this:
maggieb
He is also the first, Illegal alien , allowed in the White House. Where’s the documents , Barry, anti-up . Tell the truth just Once.
That animated gif deserves an Oscar, an Emmy, and a Guggenheim grant.
“I cried, because I had no hat, until I met a man who had no brain.”
It’s actually rather impressive that Gaffney can type sentences, even delusional ones, with that big, open, airy space where his brain is supposed to be.
At least a Republican finally figured out what “appeasement” means. Jesus that was embarrassing.
jasper f. krone: One of the comments ended, “The message of Christ is love.” I wonder how many times it got marked offensive.
Here’s a doozy from the comments:
“You people can’t stand it when someone speaks the TRUTH. He’s a MUSLIM get use to it. You sheeple! Let him ruin the country and then you’ll big the biggeat BITCHes in town. Get a life”
+10 points for the unironic use of “sheeple”.
And then there’s this one from e1313ruth:
“You are right on about Obama..He is the great deceiver.. The one the Bible said would come right before the return of Jesus and would fool all but the elect… Obama is not only a muslim, he is the messiah of Islam.. The one promised to return and save Islam and force the entire world to bow to the Allah beast… He has been busy campaigning now for world president.. If he wooes all the musim to his side, of course he will win by sheer numbers.. There we are truly in trouble..He has not begun his reign of terror yet.. He is just getting warmed up.. God help us..”
Let’s see, mispellings, Obama is the anti-christ, world president mumbo-jumbo, unnecessary ellipses. I think we have a winner! All the ameros go to e1313ruth!
Bait-and-switch? Because his middle name is Hussein now when it was… Hussein during the election? That’s not a bait-and-switch. A bait-and-switch is when I tell a Washington Times writer that we are going out for pizza and then just push him into the crocodile habitat at the DC zoo, for laffs. See, there’s ‘bait” (pizza) and a ’switch’ (reptilian murder). This isn’t rocket science. I guess this is all we can expect from someone whose highest value is the fact that their body keeps a small amount of carbon out of the atmosphere.
Dear Mr. Gaffney,
Thank you for clearing up all my suspicions about President OSAMA. That explains the sudden public appearance of Michelle and the girls in burkas. Since we all know that being Muslim is synonymous with being a terrorist, I will write my congressman to start impeachment hearings now.
Sincerely,
Typical WT reader
(An ignorant bigot.)
P.S. Could you please write an editorial about the miracles St. Bush, (the younger) performed during his 8 years of enlightened leadership? And please GFY, also.
I still can’t believe his remarks in Cairo . . .
OBAMA: As a devout Muslin, I believe that females should be circumcised, people such as Hillary Clinton. Although, by the look on her face these days, seems like that already happened!
EGYPTIANS: Ha ha ha. Yeah! Whooo!
OBAMA: You know, the Jews, they be runnin’ the banks, man. They give good interest, ya know? Ya kill a couple a thousand of them in Germany, pretty soon they’ve turned it into 6 million!!
EGYPTIANS: Ha! Whooo! Whoooo! *wild applause*
OBAMA: But seriously, let us build peace together. Let us build it high . . . and then fly planes into it!!
EGYPTIANS: Ha ha ha!! Whoooooooo!! *even wilder applause*
OBAMA: So basically, let’s hate women, and Jews, and kill lots of people. Thank you! You’ve been a wonderful audience!
EGYPTIANS: *standing ovation*
What a fucking panderer. Seriously. But I guess it’s just diplomacy.
The Muslins have taken over! Soon we will all be living under Shaliah law!
In the wise quotes of Cartman, to all the Freepers becoming even more and more crazy over the last few months:
“Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!”
Wait, Obama’s really Snoop Dogg?
I knew it.
If becoming Muslim makes us an oil-rich Nation again, I think we should just stop whining and welcome our new religious overlords.
rereridiculous: This is the truth. Watching them whine as President Obama sews the world back together is fun.
(Serious note: Obama in Cairo on the Israel/Palestine issue brought a tear to my eye. It was great to see a world leader choose truth over bull. For a brief moment, I caught myself dreaming of world peace. . . Silly me.)
CollegeStudent: Snoop Dog doesn’t have a devil’s forked penis like BHO has, I’m sure he’d rap about it if he did.
All of this scary shit makes you wish for the days when we had a pathological narcissist who just wanted to get BJs in the office. Just wait until Obama does something for labor unions, then the ass wipes on the Right will really go ape shit. Obama is the Whore of Babylon in bed with organized labor, union leaders are the Antichrist persecuting American big-business martyrs, struggling American workers are the Beast with seven heads, etc.
the best part is that they never can answer the “So What?” “What if he is?” retort nor do they realize they are demeaning a large swath of the U.S. population by equating the mere notion of Obama as a muslim with bad. loves it.
Hard to pick one among all those great comments in the Wash Times, although I think this one is nice: “So far his cabinet seems be a group of incompetants, gee I hope I’m wrong.”
its like a “rocket ship” half way to the moon.
OBAMA IS RENKARNASHUN OF MUSLIN EGYPTIN GOD PEOPLE!!!
Those five colored guys look a little ‘darker’ to me for some reason.
Which of the colored guys are either in jail or dead?
White guys too.
Koolaid: Colin Powell is a Muslim for saying that. That must be why he tricked Bush into invading Iraq. SO THAT THE DEMOCRAT PARTY COULD TAKE OVER CONGRESS IN 2006 AND MAKE AMERICA WEAK!
I just made a TRUCKNUTZ digression in the comments. Now my day is complete.
ahh, the Five Pillars of retard!
when was the last time you tried to find your birth certificate sir? its hard.
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the comments alone were worth double whatever they paid him. Now excuse me, I have to sit quitely in the corner with my “tin foil hat”.
Cicada: If only she would have remembered to hit the CAPS LOCK key. Or maybe she accidently hit it and turned off the ALL CAPS the she uses to comment.
Airborne Toxic Event: Damn it, man! I always tell myself not to read the comments, and then one of you Wonketteers up and sucks me back in. There is more crazy than one man can deal with in those comments.
It takes about four seconds to register and start commenting on the Washington Times site.
“This is not to say, NECESSARILY, that Mr. [Barack Hussein-Wishes-to-Kill-All-Christian-Babies-and-Little-Puppies] Obama actually is a Muslim….” Noooo. Not saying so.
To contrast:
Frank Pig-Intercourser Gaffney Jr.
This articulation of Frank’s middle name is not to say, NECESSARILY, that Frank, or his pater familias, had regular, luscious, sweaty, carnal knowledge of representatives of the porcine species. Nope. It might signify that Frank relishes discussing, e.g., Proust or Martin Heidegger, with his swine intimates. Libtards, the defense now rests.
That paper is the “Watchtower” with a sports section. Those “Walking Tall” looking guys on the metro with the short sleeve dress shirts and high-waters, you should slap that paper out of their hands.
The comments at MoonTimes are getting better & better.
This type of Op-Ed goes perfectly with the Washington Times new distribution method: placing a copy under the windshield wipers of parked cars.
As fun as these columns are to read now, you know what will be even more fun? Reading them in like 20 years.
You know, I liked the old days when Gaffney’s entire column would be reduced to “Fuckin’ Nigger.”
In all seriousness, how is it that you can be bat-shit crazy and make a living as a Conservative? Hell, not only make a living but shape American policy?
You don’t see the Obama administration using my posts here to set policy…., and I sure as hell don’t get paid for them. But they are fare more rational than anything posted on NRO. I’ll even act like a pompous mentally-challenged ass if that is what it takes. I demand equality!
OH NOES!!!
This means John Fitzgerald Kennedy was a jelly donut!
Brendan M.: Except for Liz Glover. She gets the wonkette lifetime pass.
Daily Kos summarized Gaffney’s, uh, spew - giving the “highlights” of his rant. Yeah old HUSSEIN OSAMA really baited and switched ‘em. Like no one I knew ever guessed that Barry Negroid had THAT middle name during the election. WAKE UP SHEEPLES,TEH MUSLINS AR CUMIN!!!!11!! ANTICRIST!!11 BIRTH CURTIFECAT TELPRMTR ALIAN!!!11111111!!!!EAT BABIES!!!!1111
President Dogg is change I can believe in.
Hopey used the words “holy” and “koran” together, holy shit what more evidence do you sheeple need?