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Here, would you like to see Sean Hannity having an awkward chat with Sarah Palin somewhere outdoors in New York City? No? Fine. Just, if you want to, here it is, and fuck you very much, Fox, for not having an embed function on your WEB EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS. [Fox News]
It looks like a standoff between their bulbous, pointy chins.
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I’ll watch it later when I’m more self-hating.
Let Fox continue to make money at the Republican Party’s expense, I’m lovin’ it.
Who gives a shit what cheerleaders think? I mean, seriously.
I wouldn’t watch it anyway unless someone paid me some serious cash. But that kind of looks like a promo for Sex in the City, eh?? No…
Looks like Sean’s little Hannity is getting aroused there.
Aren’t all “chats” with Sarah Palin somewhat awkward? Unless the person chatting with Sarah Palin is delusional, he or she must be thinking “Why does anyone pay attention to this woman?”.
Caption for this photo:
Hannity: Can this be felt?
About that Alaska permanent fund. Um, since we (in the lower 49) actually bought AK back in the olde dayes, shouldn’t, like, WE be getting a cut of that?
Geez, whose panties are wetter?
Would that at least one of those trees was a Whomping Willow that would hoist these two losers into the air before crushing them into the topsoil.
She didn’t begin her remarks with “Screw…”, so it turned it off at 0:08.
Jesus TOLD me this shit was coming, Sean!
Sean’s going for the tits.
First times are always awkward, though. I’m not sure I want to see that.
Even with the sound off, I get nauseated.
Good thing Palin got her passport! She needs it to travel outside of Real ‘Merica.
I did not watch the clip, but it shows what a snowbilly talking-point spewing idiot Sarah Palin is, and that Sean Hannity is an ass-kissing blowhard conservative tool.
Wasn’t that park developed using taxpayer funds? Shouldn’t those two be protesting the park or something?
So is this a clip from the director’s cut of “Who’s Nailin’ Palin?”
sort of like pol pot interviewing britney spears.
same level of intellectual clarity and razor sharp repartee.
the only thing missing are the daisy dukes…..on hannity. speaking of, has someone waterboarded him yet??? what’s the holdup?
Strangely relevant, a recent study shows Twitters is (also) useless:
http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/06/05/04/3818-82/index.xml
(srry if this was covered, seems sexy to me)
Every time she opens her mouth, my reaction is similar to when I slice my fingers open with a serrated-edged bread knife.
Nice to see potential 2012 candidates who only talk to Sean or Gretta - because they dim-witted and find it convenient to conduct “lay-up’ interviews instead of having to articulate real ideas or policy issues. I hate her, I really do.
Ah, her white-trash aplomb is a reminder of my own trials and tribulations as a young man. So, you guys still live with your parents? Oh, you’ve probably moved out by now.
Did she ask Hannity about the waterboarding challenge? No? Then I’ll watch something else.
scoff if you will, people, but i’d like to hear anybody refute her point that maybe by the transitive property of ownership it is actually the CHINESE GOVERNMENT that now owns chrysler and what a tragedy that would be because chrysler is hot hot property plus where will we get all our lebarons?
Fox “News” doesn’t have an embed function because it would make it too easy for all the people who want to sue them to gather evidence.
Soon as that camera is off he gonna fuck that little dog!
“Reagan knew that real change and real change requiring shaking things up and maybe takin’ off the entrenched interest thwarting the will of the people with their ignoring of our concerns about future peril caused by selfish short-sighted advocacy for growing government and digging more debt, and taking away individual and state’s rights and hampering opportunity to responsibly develop our resources, and coddling those who would seek to harm America and her allies.”
- Gov. Sarah Palin (R-Word Salad), Anchorage, Alaska - June 5, 2009
Try diagramming THAT sentence, libtards!
FMA: For that picture to contain more white Christian brainwashing moronic trash, Falwell himself would have to rise from the grave.
I can’t get it to play. Would someone please write a summary in one sentence or less? Thanks.
“yacketayakking screaming vomiting whispering facts and memories and anecdotes” as Ken would say.
Monsieur Grumpe:
Life is a box of chocolates.
rereridiculous: That comment was not necessarily in reply to anyone else’s. Oh Jesus, in the name of your mother the brontosaurus, please forgive my computing errors.
Remember those 5th grade essays where you’d pick a theme or three, and then repeated that shit as many times and in as many ways as you could until you filled up 3 to 5 pages, double-spaced, and sprinkling that sumbitch with a shitload of “therefore”s and “subsequently”s
You’d cram in as much superfluous blahblah bullshit as space allowed, without ever saying anything new.
Ever.
That’s what this interview was like.
Therefore, in conclusion, Miss Hafen would’ve given this a D.
President Beeblebrox: Fuck man, it’s way too early in the morning to start identifying clauses in that shit. I’d rather manually count parentheses in a complex functional language missing half of a code file than try and parse that.
http://gawker.com/5283939/sean-hannity-interviews-sarah-palin-in-the-woods
President Beeblebrox:
Growing guvmint and digging more debt. Hmm. Like Star Wars, the $2B per copy B-2 “stealth” bomber, and $600 hammers?
Coddling those who seek to destroy America. Ronnie RayGun certainly didn’t mind selling F-14s to Iran to cover his Contra expenses.
Come here a minute: Gee Come here…get off the fence!
Ah, a visual enema presented by Faux Newz. Also.
Sean, you have no chance. You’re not her type. She prefers her neanderthals with foreheads.
President Beeblebrox: She left out a 9-11.
President Beeblebrox: I’d rather read the friggin’ tax code. It’s far less sadistic.
Am I the only person fantasizing about what a really good sniper could have done with this FOX news moment to save the planet?!?!
Looks kinda like Sean is attempting to distract her while trying to cop a feel.
ShortsandPants has the entire stupid interview, but I won’t link it because it is so fucking bad.
President Beeblebrox:
Translation follows:
“Reagan knew that real change requires real actions, and the ability to fight against entrenched interest groups that act against the will of the people. These interest groups ignore the dangers of expanding government (and its increasing debt) for their own selfish reasons. The opposition seeks to take away individual and states’ rights, as well as hamper oil companies’ ability to drill for oil in protected areas. In the foreign policy area, the opposition also aims to refrain from initiating expensive, pointless wars, and instead would seek to resolve conflicts through diplomatic means as much as possible.”
I’m weirdly fascinated by her hair. She probably spends more time on it than she does reading all the newspapers.
mrcrimmins: point taken.
and she really served hannity his ass on a platter when she started talking about the iranian arabs and how the birkas are really nice bags but only if the RNC is picking up the bill.
Monsieur Grumpe: Also.
springfield_meltdown: She probably has nicely shaven Ichthys framing her Salmon Pouch.
Wrongavore: So, the question becomes, If Foo News interviews an unintellible politician in the woods, and no one intelligent is listening…..did it really happen?
Fug those two and the Fox they rode in on. Me no clicky.
springfield_meltdown:
She only reads Family Circus.
Formerly Preferred: [re=334671]Min: 4tehlulz[/re]:
Damn, and here I was hoping to be the first to make a tit grab comment. Damn.
queeraselvis v 2.0: I will begin genetically engineering such a tree immediately. Best science idea yet.
Not to be catty, but I can’t concentrate on Sarah’s gibberish because I am drawn to her abdomen. First, has she gained like about 40 pounds? And second, what is that sticking out? A peplum? Or is she knocked up? AGAIN?
In what respect, Chaaarley, oops, Sean…. Also, Wink.
Monsieur Grumpe: Sure. “Gee, Sean, no one really cares about important stuff ‘n what we care about ‘n stuff and we should go huntin’ ‘n stuff.”
BlueStateLibtard: TEH ONLY REASON NOBAMMA SPEEKS LIEK THAT IS CUZ HE USES A TELLEPRMPTROR!!!! Also.
Sean: Has anyone ever told you you look like Tina Fey?
“We told ya so?”
Who did she plagiarize that line from?
And what exactly did she tell us? I wasn’t listening.
A fascinating glimpse into the world of witless people and what they do instead of communicating.
This is the park where Hannity buries the girls’ bodies.
facehead: PALIN: No, Sean, Tina Fey looks like me.
If it is possible for something to be horrifying, rage-inducing, mystifying, and yet utterly and insipidly boring all at once, this is it. Bleeccchhh.
Lisa: Wow, even I didn’t know he was so committed to recycling. See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See?
Marge: Lisa, nobody likes a gloater, right, Homie?
Homer: Uh-huh.
Marge: See?
Also, it must be said… this picture is disturbing. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.
springfield_meltdown: “She probably spends more time on [her hair] than she does reading all the newspapers.” That would involve what, running her fingers through it for a couple of seconds to break up the dried splooey?
This was shot in NY? So, where’s Soto? ‘Fraid she might give you the Puerto Rican Empathy Flu, Sean?
OReillysVibrator: Win.
Meh. This is unwatchable without the turkey slaughter in the background.
Crazybroad:
O.K. I see grassy knolls every where. Where are the gun men?
How come their wackos have guns and ours just chain themselves to trees n shit?
FMA: No, sadly. The only way this video could have had any redeeming value is if they went off into the bushes right behind them for some butt-secks, and then were photographed by someone from the Enquirer.
Crazybroad: Not needed. Just throw a foreign object at her, like a book. She won’t recognize it in time to duck.
bago: It requires a Unix box or at least access to “Awk”,”Grep” & “Sed” as well as about six thousand lines of Perl code and a C front end to trap errors to properly untangle it. In a nutshell, this is what she said.
“Huh?”
I’d put the code up on sourceforge for anybody who feels the need to compile their own “Palin translator” but after running several of her speeches through the app, I’ve discovered they all seem to come back as just “huh?” so, why bother.
teh stoopid. it hurts.
mrpuma2u: Nah, because if they had tried a surreptitious sneak to the bushes, they might have found Michelle Bachmann hiding there and spying on them.
Yup, Governor, you opt out of those building codes and you get a state that looks like … Alaska. By the way, who is Bristol boinking these days?
Watching these two misdiscuss the purchase of Alaska was a hoot. Forgot to mention that the bill was paid by Federal dollars.
I like how she says Seward knew about all that Energy 100 years before it was even discovered (she’s obviously talking about oil, and not the trees).
Her statement that the national dept is no 11 trillion is so misleading and such a soundbit. Let’s call it a Drive-By soundbite or a Drive-By Republican. Thanks to her hero GWB it went from 5 to 10 well before President Obama came along.
This Republican fascination with drilling for energy is so 19th/20th century. We’ll rely on these energy sources for the next few decades, but there are better more 21st century ways of getting energy.
Sean Hannity and Sarah Parlin were in the same place at the same time and the earth did not implode? Well, there goes my theory. I’d believed that that the amount of the stupid created by these two meeting would create a giant vacuum that would suck the entire planet into a black hole. Meh. Back to the lab.
I didn’t realize Hannity was so short.
OReillysVibrator: Girls?
Sarah Palin’s money quote in this interview:
(talking about how she does not like it when oil prices go up): “The less money we (Alaska gub’mnt) take in, the less money we have to spend, and that’s a good thing.”
Oh Wonketeers, please don’t be so mean.
Praise her. Encourage her.
Just think what it will be like with her in the run-up to the 2012 elections.
Bwaahahahahahaha. I can’t wait.
facehead:This seems like a fantastic way to transfer that self-hate into well-deserved other-hate. I, however, must abstain because the dentist says I need to stop grinding my teeth so much.
forgracie: He’s the Tom Cruise of douchebaggery.
shortsshortsshorts: Transcript: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525542,00.html
She is such a fail.
Those two SO deserve one another.
dijetlo: A Sarah Palin translator should be written in BrainFuck:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck
A Sean Hannity translator should be written in (Eddie) Haskell:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haskell_(programming_language)
“Ya know, Sean, whenever God closes a door, he opens a window. That’s got Levi used to get into Bristol’s room at night, donchaknow.”
Well. I tried watching that but my brain started dripping out through my ears at about 2 minutes so I bailed…I’d never noticed before, but our Sean is a real camera hog, isn’t he–he’s all ‘front and center’ framed perfectly for much of the interview (is this really an ‘interview’) while Palin is all ‘back of the head, over the shoulder’ which is a shame really, because the only tangible difference between these two wads that I can discern is that she, at least, you can look at without burning your eyes like gleaming piss-holes in the fresh Alaskan snow…now if Sean can convince Trig or Trip or Spaz or whomever to take him moose hunting and then ‘accidentally’ shoot him in the face and all, just saying, cause Sean admires Cheney so much and also, he’d be touched by the gesture, youbetcha…
He sort of looks like he was trying to do the macarena and suddenly forgot the next step. Perhaps he’s entreating Palin to give him a hint.
i enjoy how this encounter is a called a “chat.” that term (along with “visit”) implies informality and/or simplicity. chatting and visiting are folksy. you don’t have to think or read or prepare. it’s substance-optional. it’s what bush & cheney offered to do (but only if they could do so together and not under oath) with the 9/11 commission. chatting does not hurt your headbones as much as “conversations,” “interviews,” “discussions,” or expose you to criminal and civil liability like “testimony.” chat away you fucking morons. it’s easier than thinking.
she’s just like reagan: shallow, stupid, and roughly half of the republican base would leave his/her wife, husband, or beard for just one night with him/her. but the question remains: can she out-stupid, out-hollow the mor-man with magic underpants?
this picture was taken during hannity’s refractory period, i.e. the time between when he found out he’d be chatting with SP and when O’Really showed up with the loofas and gay porn.
I can’t decide who has the better hairpiece. Actually, I think they should trade.