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HE BELONGS TO THE ‘RE-ELECT MAYOR BLOOMBERG’ PARTY, OF COURSE: Nobody in New York knows which political party the chameleon plutocrat Michael Bloomberg belongs to, perhaps because he has slutted around with every party short of the LaRouchies. At various points Mayor Bloomberg has been registered as a Democrat and then as a Republican; these days he votes as a proud Green Party Communist Lesbian Furry, which is to say, an “independent.” [City Room]
The mascot of Ayn Rand St. SUCKS.
Green Party Communist Lesbian Furry Party: Bloomberg and Lieberman, yiffing all night.
I didn’t realize you needed to belong to a party when you’re already Dictator of Life, Master of the Five Boroughs, Emperor of Gotham, Bloomberg the Conqueror (All Blessing and Peace Be Upon Him)
Independent, my ass. Joe Lieberman as well. They can both start a new party with Olympia Snow, Ben Nelson, and Susan Collins and call themselves the Fiscal Conservatives Who Like Blue Dog Democrats and Aren’t Scared of Gays & Lesbians and Hollywood But Want Lower Taxes.
Or The Hypocrites, for short.
He’s a member of the I’m-so-damn-rich-it-doesn’t-matter-what-party-I-belong-to party. And really what does it matter? Not since Fiorello Laguardia has a NYC mayor even had enough clout to think about running for president.
Yeah, maybe not too smart telling the Republicans to go to hell before you have to go and ask them if you can please run on their slate.
chascates: Well said.
SayItWithWookies: Yeah, well hopefully his personality, which I’ve seen compared variously to a dead fish, a pile of dirt and a doorknob, will spare the rest of us from being bored to death by a Bloomberg tilt at the presidency.
SayItWithWookies: Not since Fiorello Laguardia has a NYC mayor even had enough clout to think about running for president.
I assume you’re suggesting the Rudy-911 just ran for president without thinking about it at all. Which, of course, would explain alot.
user-of-owls: Sitting maYOR, that is.
because once you are an ex-maYOR of NYC, you are pretty much a has-been, which would also explain a lot about Rudy
user-of-owls: I don’t think anyone can prove otherwise.
hobospacejunkie: John Kerry and John McCain may have sealed the deal: the era of the boring president is over. Hopefully the crazies won’t take over.
Yep. Green Party as in “cash money, which is all mines, and I don’t need yours, bitches”.
Fucking scold, too.
Leave. Bloomie. ALONE!!!
We don’t have political parties in NYC. What monarchy does?
Furries! I bet this means Wonkette is going to report from Athrocon 2009, Pittsburg Pa, July 2-5.
PS, Huggs and Scritches.
Hey Hey Hey, you might even meet someone.
Paul Tardy: I opened the Anthrocon Website and noticed this charming message. “With the convention less than a month away, I’d like to give everyone some information on one of our newest events: The Anthrocon Mentor Program.” If that was supposed to led by a certain Daddy Panda Scritcher with extensive Pennsylvania political connections, I think it might be cancelled.
Jukesgrrl: One bad Furry is no reason to judge the rest. I bet he bought his suit off the net.
As far as the tax protest:
Good for the Furry. (S)he pays taxes but everybody else’s silly 4th of July events get government subsidies. NASCAR, professional sports, they all have their hand in the till, but nothing for Furries. They get one (self financed) event all year, Anthrocon.org. They might not get any government money but atleast a real DC news organization, perhaps even Wonkette, could send someone to cover it.