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GOVERNMENT PROBES


3:05 PM on Tue June 2 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. joezoo says at 3:09 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    “Manchurian” Barack Obama stole it to keep the secret that HE KILLED VINCE FOSTER.

  2. forgracie says at 3:15 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    I’d show Sara K. Smith my hard drive….

  3. azw88 says at 3:17 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    Check Hillary snizz, maybe that’s not a ’snuke’ after all!

  4. rereridiculous says at 3:22 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    forgracie: Careful! I heard the K stands for koncealed weapons permit.

  5. Bearbloke says at 3:25 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    Too late - Tipper Gore used it for her stolen Napster downloads waaaay back in the day….

  6. Joshua Norton says at 3:28 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    A Clinton-era hard drive could be as small as a whopping 30 MB of data. That’s only about 60 or so dirty pictures.

  7. liquiddaddy says at 3:31 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    Sara writes drivel, not “dribble.” I think she dribbles when she writes drivel.

  8. dijetlo says at 3:32 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    Data security expert Sara K. Smith writes

    Being able to code html by hand doesn’t make you a “data security exert” Sara, it makes you a “web developer”. If I were you, I’d check the server at “nymphoteencheerleaders.com”, considering it’s Bills data, it seems a likely place to start.

  9. Tommmcatt says at 3:34 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    dijetlo:

    There or “chubbiesforlovvies.com”.

  10. Fox n Fiends says at 3:35 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    isn’t NBC where all the Communists work?

  11. mollymcguire says at 3:38 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    joezoo: And Rahm killed Ron Brown. He threatened to go public with his knowledge that there was a “second fellator” in the Oval Office, hidden on the grassy knowll.

  12. mollymcguire says at 3:40 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    mollymcguire: Knoll. damnit.

  13. SayItWithWookies says at 3:52 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    No doubt they’ll find the missing data smeared all over someone’s firewall.

  14. slappypaddy says at 4:08 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    sara can dribble on me anytime, i’m biased, yay verily, a driveling idiot, forsooth, for soothing dribbling, double dribbling, driveling on down the drainway…

  15. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 4:08 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    Has anyone seen Monica Lewinsky lately? ‘Cuz I’m sure she’d be interested in knowing all the secrets of Bill’s hard drive.

  16. Mr Blifil says at 4:08 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    Sandy Berger’s anus has so far yet to return my call.

  17. S.Luggo says at 4:15 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    I liked SKS’s article in the sidebar, ‘I Lost My Jiggly Fat’. The other one, not so much.

  18. superfecta says at 4:53 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    This story has been all the rage amongsts us archivists (at least, when we’re not talking drink); apparently there’s a reason NARA was the third most hated gov’t agency to work for.

  19. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 5:55 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    I have $20 that says Bill has already driven his Secret Service guys nuts with “hard drive” jokes.

  20. blogslut says at 6:35 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    Boring suggestion, I know, but I bet somebody mistook it for a modem or some other non-storagy piece of hardware.

  21. rocktonsammy says at 9:59 pm, June 2nd, 2009

    Clinton era hard drive, you just can’t make this stuff up.

  22. bitchincamaro says at 1:38 pm, June 3rd, 2009

    I have it. I’m keeping it safe where I keep all my digital data, in the drawer with my rare earth magnet collection.

    I can haz rewardz?

  23. Bruno says at 3:30 pm, June 3rd, 2009

    It was left in that place where the Clinton Admin put all those ‘W’ keys they removed from the White House keyboards

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