Wonkette
Michael Steele, the actual elected-by-his-peers (barely) leader of the Republican Party, continues to have this problem with fat unelected sociopaths such as Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich loudly and boorishly pushing the GOP into forever-fringe third-party nutland. For example, the turds are currently doing the usual fat-white-racist-republican deal of yelling “racist!” at someone who is a different race.
They used to just yell the various racial epithets, but now they have developed this bizarre tactic of instead yelling “racist!” It is, of course, insane. And hapless Michael Steele would like them to stop, because, duh, only 21% of Americans currently identify themselves as Republicans, and as this awful shit continues, it’s going to be 15% and then 10% and pretty soon they’ll just be a dumber, fatter version of Le Pen’s racist fringe party in France, just so crazy proud when they have a big year and get 20 seats in Congress.
Steele was guest-hosting Bill Bennett’s talk-radio show today — apparently Bill Bennett has a wingnut talk-radio show, too — and used his patented fake-sounding hip-hop talk to warn Limbaugh & Co. to stop presenting the Republican philosophy (racism) so honestly:
“I’m excited that a Hispanic woman is in this position,” Steele said. He added that instead of “slammin’ and rammin’” on Sotomayor, Republicans should “acknowledge” the “historic aspect” of the pick and make a “cogent, articulate argument” against her for purely substantive reasons.
Steele warned that because of the attacks, “we get painted as a party that’s against the first Hispanic woman” picked for the Supreme Court.
Yes, that happens when the only people left in your party are mouth-breathing crap-bags whose entire opposition comes down to psychopathic hatred of the colored people with the edumacations.
Steele: GOP Needs To Stop “Slammin’ And Rammin’” On Sotomayor [The Plum Line]
Won’t be long now before the entire party membership of the GOP can be stuffed in a phone booth.
These Dylan alt text references are making me to happy to write anything snarky.
Steele warned that because of the attacks, “we get painted as a party that’s against the first Hispanic woman” picked for the Supreme Court.
Actually, those attacks mean that you *actually are* a party that’s against the first Hispanic woman picked for the Supreme Court.
Still, points for effort.
You know what MIGHT work for the GOP? Make that damn cute Boston Terrier their new king. Steele is way too Black to be the GOP leader, whereas his BosTer is half and half, like Obama.
Serolf Divad: Such a nice thought. Then padlocked and shoved off a cliff into the sea.
BTW: someone should have told Steele before he shot that ad that the only people who hold their pets up like that are psycopathic villains in Bond movies (and Austin Powers style parodies of Bond movies).
Mr. Steele does not seem to understand the point of being Republican.
Slammin’ and rammin’, eh? Isn’t that what Rethugs do to their pages?
queeraselvis v 2.0:
Yes, queeraselvis, their male pages. Jeez, do I have to keep slapping you on either cheek alternately yelling “she’s my sister… she’s my daughter” before you get Steele’s meaning?
Serolf Divad: Oh, seriously, G.Gordon Liddy has to die.
Michael Steele, the other brown.
Is it my (sick) imagination, or does that dog look like he has Steele’s fingers up his ass?
Bumpin’ and grindin’ would be much more empathetic.
Steele warned that because of the attacks, “we get painted as a party that’s against the first Hispanic woman” picked for the Supreme Court.
Yeah, what do you think gave people that impression? The Republicans demanding we mispronounce her name, the ones saying everyone graduates summa cum laude unless they’re D-students, the ones discussing mind-corrupting Latino food, the ones calling her an affirmative action pick, or maybe it’s jut the ones running around screaming “BLARGH BLARGH LATINO CHICK BLARGH!”
Personally, I blame racism. The lily white folks just cannot catch a break here.
I knew it — Steele’s a racist too.
Buy our bullshit or I’ll strangle this dog!
Two words for you Themington Steele: Spray Tan.
Gorillionaire: This alt text makes you want to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat who carries on his shoulder a pope cat.
When Michael Steele said all that stuff to Republicans about not being racist dickwads to people of color when the achieve “historic firsts” he was really referring to himself.
Phil ‘Elmer Fudd’ Spector sentenced to 19 years in jail. If only he’d tortured that lady.
Word of Steele. Kinda like Buns of Steele, but we won’t go there.
Ken, can you steal that Michael Steele pic from shortsshortsshorts site? We need some a new picture, preferably blingeed.
Later, Steele told his audience that:
My beats are slammin from the rugged programming
My man Rush Limbaugh hey my man I’m Jammin
You could never touch the stamina, while I’m rammin the
hip-hop crowd makes me rrrah rrrah rrrah
Socialst Democrats got flipped with the ease
Beggin me for burnt cigar, stop the music please
No, cause I’m a PRO, rap to the conVO
Make a crowd say HOE, at a strip SHOW
Represent, my name is Michael keep calm
Rhyme’s too smoky, funky like a stink bomb
Boom! Blowin up Democrats better than pullin the trigger
Sotomayor betta run for covah!
>>instead of “slammin’ and rammin’”
So…no fucking the nominee. Got it.
Serolf Divad: Sorry, sorry! I figured it was understood, since the only reason pubs have female pages is to ferry donuts and coffee, circulate an occasional memo, and wipe the santorum off their leather club chairs.
Paid for by the Piddle On Michael’s Lap Committee ™
I can’t read the alt text on my somewhat intelligent phone, but I’m assuming it’s “half asleep near the stars with a small dog licking your face.”
Michael Steele is becoming more and more like the teacher’s aide whose in charge of trying to keep the emotionally disturbed kids acting halfway appropriately when they’re walking around in the halls of the school. But he’d be fired by now. Why hasn’t he been fired by now?
You know your party’s in trouble when Michael Steele becomes the voice of reason
Careful Mr Steele, your empathy is showing.
He’s like a dumb, republican, Bill Cosby trying to talk to his teenager kids.
T-14 minutes until he apologizes.
I, for one, cannot wait for “Impalin’ Palin 2: Slammin’ and Rammin’”.
If he’s telling these Republican guys to stop slammin’ and rammin’ her, this can only mean one thing: Sotomayor is secretly a man.
I too get excited by Hispanic women, irrespective of position. Although if pole-dancing is involved, I’ll admit my excitement increases.
You know, when Steele tells Republicans, “Get down with your bad selves,” he means it. They really are bad selves.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS EARS??? I finally had to ask.
“Boor” is a racist word.
Gorillionaire: Thanks.
How come I can’t remember jack shit anymore, but I remember *every goddamned word* to that song?
I no longer remember dates, names, places, or the plot of the movie I saw last week.
But I’ll be singing that fucking thing all day, after not having heard it in, oh, 40 years.
You’ve already got me dredging up, without Googling:
“You used to ride in a chrome horse with your … diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a … Siamese cat
Ain’t it hard when you discover that
He wasn’t really … where it’s at,
After he took from you … everything … he could *STEELE* … ”
Oh. *NOW* I get it.
Plus it’s apropos.
Serolf Divad: Don’t be silly. Rush couldn’t fit in a phonebooth! Not even if he was chopped into pieces. Though I know we’re willing to try.
Tra: Don’t be silly. Neither Rush nor Newt would fit in a phone booth singly, much less together.
How about one of those portable storage container rentals? I think those float, but we could probably drill a few holes in the bottom. We’d lose our deposit, but it would be worth it.
19kevin8: lesbian porn win!
You’re invisible now, you got no secrets to conceeeeeal.
Deepthroat: Rush keeps stretching them out while face-fucking Steele…
iolanthe: Can we really, in good conscience, do this to the shark?
Tra: Sharks plural, crappy typist.
I thought we agreed months ago to get another photo of El Caudillo Miguelo-lito della Acero? And Blingies don’t count.
madtowngooner: Ha, ha. Very funny, motherfucker. Those were not my fingers in that dog’s ass.
Shit! I stared into the vacuum of his eye…is that covered by major medical?
Could you Blingee the dog and NOT Steele? That would be, in snowbilly talk, awesome.
And how come the racist arguments didn’t weigh in with the appointment of the first black NASA administrator? I suspect a secret backroom deal here.
Bruno:
I wonder if that deal involves the massive manipulation of public opinion so that nobody pays attention to SCIENCE anymore. I blame God/coloreds.