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THE CHICAGO INDICTMENT IS JUST SOME BORING ALDERMAN: Patrick Fitzgerald you are aloser.Your Wonkette editors had prepared for the worst regarding this impending indictment of an elected official in Chicago, "joking" that it was "probably just some alderman." And that's all it is, some slob who looks like Jesse Jackson after eating Rush Limbaugh: "Ald. Isaac Carothers (29th), a staunch ally of Mayor Richard Daley, was indicted today on federal public-corruption charges." [ Chicago Breaking News ]