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  1. hobospacejunkie

    Sleestaks do coke? Hmm…learn something new every day. Also, long-term abuse would exlain their labored breathing.

  2. Mahousu

    I appreciate that Sestak is a fast mover, but what is he going to do if he gets into the Senate? It’ll be like that Star Trek episode with the Scalosians, who move so quickly that humans can’t even see them. He’ll have to trip up the other Senators, or scribble on their notepads, for them to notice him.

  3. germansteel

    Who are the Bitters, Poors, Gun Freaks, and Bible boors of Pennsylvania going to line up with?

    (Santorum, if he gives ‘em a chance.)

  4. magic titty

    [re=326293]Mike Steele[/re]: Maybe we can all send him our cock rings, as a campaign contribution?

  5. Turd Way

    A coke ring, but this time instead of mob bosses it’s union bosses running the show to punish Specter for his betrayal of labor shortly before he betrayed America, and quit the Republicans. Not that there’s any difference between the two kinds of bosses, because organized labor is organized crime, as Specter’s old future Republican primary challenger would like to remind you.

  6. Come here a minute

    Sestak placed his can of Coke on a van Gogh painting, leaving a mark that required the Philadelphia Museum of Art to quickly set up shop for the restoration project.

  7. Brendan M.

    [re=326304]Mahousu[/re]: Yeah, but tripping Jim DeMint down stairs and drawing cocks on Joe Lieberman’s would be totally fucking worth it, no?

  8. 4tehlulz

    [re=326336]Brendan M.[/re]: That’s fine, unless he starts drawing Joe Lieberman’s face on cocks, then he’ll need to be stopped.

  9. SayItWithWookies

    If only Roland Burris had thought of this, he wouldn’t be in all that trouble.

  10. BadKitty

    Dear Representative Sestak,
    I would like to “contribute” to your “campaign”. Meet me in the alley behind your office in one hour. Thanks.

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